So how does this work then?

OU812

You know... In the bedroom department...

WellThen?

Haha how do you think!

Elbaston

Painfully.

Zirconia

She's on top....

WinnyThePoo

He slices her in half.

Odelay

She fits inside him!

wazky

She bends over in the bedroom, and he stands outside in the hallway.

Elbaston

I could suggest some sites for illustrative purposes but they may pollute your mind.

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

They'll need a bigger bed anyway.

shopaholic01

She ends up doing the splits for a week after.

Banjo String

R.I.P vagina

miamee

Maybe not everything is in direct proportion to everything else!

Sir Osis of Liver.

His boyfriend uses her as a strap-on.

shopaholic01

SamHall wrote: »

R.I.P vagina

And teeth I suspect.

Jarrod

miamee wrote: »

Maybe not everything is in direct proportion to everything else!

Yeah, maybe she has a huge vagina.

Zombienosh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saXBRA_4n5g

wil

Not sure what the fuss is. Like this obviously, her on top. NSFW
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ted1

Height is always related to size

Reamer Fanny

OU812 wrote: »

You know... In the bedroom department...

Well he's the big spoon obviously

Sir Osis of Liver.

wil wrote: »

Not sure what the fuss is. Like this obviously, her on top. NSFW

Where does the monkey come into play?

Skill Magill

She's just far away

SV

ted1 wrote: »

Height is always related to size

That's...eh..true unless you're talking about penis size. In which case, lol no.

However, I imagine Shaq has something hanging out of him which resembles a black baseball bat with a slit at the top.

Reamer Fanny

It's perspective her right arm is freakishly long and he's just closer to the camera

pharmaton

use his nose as a proportion guide

Chareth Cutestory

Jarrod wrote: »

Yeah, maybe she has a huge vagina.

Well if she didn't beforehand, I'm sure she does now...

Push Pop

He only needs to get some of it in anyway. She could just walk it off, which is what she is doing in the picture.

Quazzie

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Where does the monkey come into play?

Racist



:pac:

Satts

The bar in the background is called "The Half Way Inn". :pac:

Quazzie

He's on top in this vidjo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3ALiO546Yw

BillyMitchel

he has a tiny willy

MS.ing

69 must be great, he only has to lick her shins

Rasheed

I've seen bigger

Sir Osis of Liver.

She must have a fanny like a yawning hippo.

BillyMitchel

Hayden-Panettiere-and-Wladimir-Klitschko.jpgThought this might of been similar but its a good bit off.

kraggy

Stop talking about the man's daughter like that.

Frosty McSnowballs

She looks like the right height in the pic

princess-lala

I bet her fanny is like throwing a sausage into O'Connell St :eek:

cabledude

If she doesn't need stitches after him, I'd be amazed.

DarkJager

OU812 wrote: »

You know... In the bedroom department...

It probably comes so far up that he can make stupid baby sounds to it through her mouth

ted1

SV wrote: »

That's...eh..true unless you're talking about penis size. In which case, lol no.

However, I imagine Shaq has something hanging out of him which resembles a black baseball bat with a slit at the top.

Haha I actually meant to say isn't

1ZRed

Jesus! well if anal was tricky as it was, it's a ****ing no go now! :eek:

razorblunt

He was over in the first shift thread saying he's frigid, he only uses it for a kickstand to lean on when he gets tired, panic over.

paddy147

OU812 wrote: »

You know... In the bedroom department...

Watch the episode of "Cribs" on MTV where they feature his house.


Some size bed he sleeps in too...:eek::D

paddy147

How the fcuk did this ever work???????????

"Odd having sex with a man who couldnt kiss me at the same time,well only kiss me on my tummy".


"It was all over in 3 minutes"


:D:D

whiskeyman

A whole new meaning to a pole dance

Thomasmartin

Once you go black ul break your back!

Hande hoche!

Thomasmartin wrote: »

Once you go black ul break your back!

For some reason I read that in a South African accent.