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The burning question game!

  • 15-08-2013 9:21pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8


    Here are the rules: you can post as many questions as you want as long as you answer at least one question above you. Anybody is welcome to play and the more the better.. obviously.

    Ok so ill kick things off:

    If you bet both ways on something in two different bookies are you guaranteed to win?

    What percentage of people who go for dwarves are pedophiles?



    Ya, try not to hold back...!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    I don't like this thread.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    lmcs91 wrote: »
    Ya, try not to hold back...!
    That will be difficult.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    There's always one thread that signals time for bed

    G'nite


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Burning?

    It's herpes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    lmcs91 wrote: »


    Ya, try not to hold back...!

    It's beginning to burn.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8 lmcs91


    What's so bad about it? =0


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Never even considered the dwarves thing...surly not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    How does someone who is blind wipe their arse?, looking at what's on toilet paper after you have wiped is a vital stage in the process.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Can we post funny gifs here too?
    Heres one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    wazky wrote: »
    How does someone who is blind wipe their arse?, looking at what's on toilet paper after you have wiped is a vital stage in the process.

    Finger and lick


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    wazky wrote: »
    How does someone who is blind wipe their arse?, looking at what's on toilet paper after you have wiped is a vital stage in the process.
    I always presumed the blind kept wiping until the paper didnt smell any more.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    lmcs91 wrote: »
    Here are the rules: you can post as many questions as you want as long as you answer at least one question above you. Anybody is welcome to play and the more the better.. obviously.

    Ok so ill kick things off:

    If you bet both ways on something in two different bookies are you guaranteed to win?


    What percentage of people who go for dwarves are pedophiles?



    Ya, try not to hold back...!

    Different bookies offer different odds. You could get burnt marginally or make a few shillings.

    What would you think of the colour cyan if you were blind from birth?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    If everyone in AH reports the OPs first post maybe mods might be kind enough to provide a temporary ban for such a silly thread!!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8 lmcs91


    If everyone in AH reports the OPs first post maybe mods might be kind enough to provide a temporary ban for such a silly thread!!!

    Maybe you need some milk daffodil?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    lmcs91 wrote: »
    Maybe you need some milk daffodil?

    Daffodil milk maybe? Or are you calling me a daffodil?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    wazky wrote: »
    How does someone who is blind wipe their arse?, looking at what's on toilet paper after you have wiped is a vital stage in the process.

    Your name on the Nobel Prize shortlist is assured.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    Would you like a bun?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Your name on the Nobel Prize shortlist is assured.

    Still an unanswered question in the scientific world, maybe some blind people here can shed some light on the situation?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    A: The answer is blowing in the wind.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Elbaston


    Let this be a lesson to you OP.

    Any thread or idea...or anything really requiring pro-activity or co-operation on this part of the site will not work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    lmcs91 wrote: »
    Here are the rules: you can post as many questions as you want as long as you answer at least one question above you. Anybody is welcome to play and the more the better.. obviously.

    Ok so ill kick things off:

    If you bet both ways on something in two different bookies are you guaranteed to win?

    What percentage of people who go for dwarves are pedophiles?



    Ya, try not to hold back...!

    Ah sure I'll answer so.

    No, you're not guaranteed to win. Well it might depend on what you're betting on.

    Why does boiling water not feel hot on your right hand if you're running cold water on your left hand? Try it.


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