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'African lion' revealed to be a dog

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Anyone who originally believed that to be a lion doesn't deserve a refund.
    Doesn't even look like a lion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    It took the dog to bark for them to realise it was a dog!?
    Have they ever seen a lion in their life? Surely there's TV and Internet in China, it looks nothing like a Lion :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,208 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    SV wrote: »
    It took the dog to bark for them to realise it was a dog!?
    Have they ever seen a lion in their life? Surely there's TV and Internet in China, it looks nothing like a Lion :confused:

    Well in fairness is there any shark that looks like Jaws ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 863 ✭✭✭GastroBoy


    The "lion" b@astards!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    You can't leave that lyin there!

    It's not a lion. It's a dog.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Celticfire


    SV wrote: »
    It took the dog to bark for them to realise it was a dog!?
    Have they ever seen a lion in their life? Surely there's TV and Internet in China, it looks nothing like a Lion :confused:

    Look at you with your fancy TV and internet, you do realize that the average Chinese person is slightly poorer than you. (actually a lot poorer than you )
    The people that put your fancy phone together get approx $1.50 an hour so that wouldn't leave a lot of spare cash at the end of the week to bring the family on safari.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Sure Snoop Dogg has been pretending to a dog for years, when in fact he is actually Snoop Lion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Rubbing my hands in glee in anticipation of the puns. I tried to come up with one but sadly, I am terrible at these things. Oooh! Oooh!- The zookeepers barked up the wrong tree.

    I know it's really lame but it's all I have :(.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The mane thing is nobody died.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 863 ✭✭✭GastroBoy


    I was at a zoo once that had a dog, it was a Shítzu..........


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    Lion puns are the main source of my pride. :pac:

    I ain't lion. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    lol! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Well in fairness is there any shark that looks like Jaws ?
    yes?
    Celticfire wrote: »
    Look at you with your fancy TV and internet, you do realize that the average Chinese person is slightly poorer than you. (actually a lot poorer than you )
    The people that put your fancy phone together get approx $1.50 an hour so that wouldn't leave a lot of spare cash at the end of the week to bring the family on safari.

    What are you on about, calm down with the word fancy would ya?
    Who said anything about a Safari :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    The 'lions' to see it were very long.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    I wonder will the dog get a new leash of life?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    That dog has lost all of its pride.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    I love the fact that they had two rats in the snake cage and all the fuss is over the dog


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Didnt they paint a horse to look like a zebra there a while back?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Chucken wrote: »
    Didnt they paint a horse to look like a zebra there a while back?

    So Thats how they hid shergar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Ace Attorney


    Lol its like something out of a will Ferrell movie, where they are trying to set up a zoo in a small town backyard or something and they take animals like horses,cats and dogs and try to pass them off as exotic animals :-D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Nearly spat water over my screen when I saw that pic. Lion indeed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    This reminds of the time a bloke sold off pet ferrets on steroids to look like toy poodles
    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ferret-poodle-argentina-125901615.html

    Some people are idiots


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Tibetan Mastiff, this dog is massive easily 200lbs + with a main just like a lion but to mix the two up you'd want to be some doughnut.

    http://oddstuffmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/red_tibetan_mastiff_201123201610765778016.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Celticfire


    hardCopy wrote: »
    I love the fact that they had two rats in the snake cage and all the fuss is over the dog

    They probably ate the snake...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,885 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    I was at that zoo, the Lion exhibit looked a bit loopine, I had a feline something was Roarng but I couldn't figure out what was the mutter

    I'll get my coat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,618 ✭✭✭Mr Freeze


    This reminds of the time a bloke sold off pet ferrets on steroids to look like toy poodles
    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ferret-poodle-argentina-125901615.html

    Some people are idiots

    That never gets old, the picture is brilliant, looks nothing like a dog!

    First time hearing about the weasel war dance though. I wonder is that what gave them away as weasels and not dogs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 97 ✭✭limitedIQ


    idk it looks a bit wine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭bgrizzley


    ive seen 'em at the zoo, lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. I don't know what all the fuss is about...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,696 ✭✭✭Jonny7


    Sure it wasn't too long ago rich not-too-intelligent Japanese women were sold well shorn sheep instead of pure-bred poodles. Could even say they were fleeced


    i'll see myself out


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    They must be some mane bastards running that zoo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    bgrizzley wrote: »
    ive seen 'em at the zoo, lively brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses. I don't know what all the fuss is about...

    Thats not a nice thing to say about the Chinese.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That is priceless :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭bgrizzley


    Thats not a nice thing to say about the Chinese.

    great bunch of lads though...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    hardCopy wrote: »
    I love the fact that they had two rats in the snake cage and all the fuss is over the dog

    Or as the article put it.

    "The snake cage, for instance, contained two large rats and exactly ZERO snakes."

    :D:D:D

    I love this thread. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭Pang


    Want this dog! Beautiful!

    A white fox in the leopard den. Really?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,465 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Wait til they figure out the giraffe is just a hamster taped to a ladder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Chinese love fakes so much they even have fake food
    Fake milk, fake rice, fake buns made with cardboard instead of meat. This is fake eggs www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55tz4qwFMo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    Archeron wrote: »
    Wait til they figure out the giraffe is just a hamster taped to a ladder.

    You do realise that a giraffe is simply a horse that Chuck Norris hit with an uppercut punch.

    I saw a recent David Attenborough program on bbc2 in which he explained this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Lol at the journal photo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Gummy panda isn't a real panda either!! :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    The panda at Edinburgh zoo is actually a badger.


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