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New PC talks back to me

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  • 13-08-2013 4:51pm
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    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭


    Our new HP Home PC talks backs to us and sounds like a female version of Stephen Hawkins.

    It has me and my missus in stitches laughing at the moment.:pac::D


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    BunShopVoyeur.
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    paddy147 wrote: »
    Our new HP Home PC talks backs to us and sounds like a female version of Stephen Hawkins.

    It has me and my missus in stitches laughing at the moment.:pac::D

    What's the missus wearing?

    Might liven this up a little.


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    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    How the fcuk do you switch of the now rather annoying PC voice??


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    Naos
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    paddy147 wrote: »
    Our new HP Home PC talks backs to us and sounds like a female version of Stephen Hawkins.

    It has me and my missus in stitches laughing at the moment.:pac::D

    Just wait until you discover the 'dancing baby', you and your wife will be in yer element.


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    CardBordWindow
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    Make it say a few Irish names. Siobhán, Odhran, Áine etc.
    Always funny.


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    KeithM89
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    You'll piss yourself if you ever ask Siri to tell you a joke...


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    apollo8
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    paddy147 wrote: »
    How the fcuk do you switch of the now rather annoying PC voice??
    That didn't take long:pac:


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    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Aww aww computer friend!


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    Christ the Redeemer
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    paddy147 wrote: »
    Our new HP Home PC talks backs to us and sounds like a female version of Stephen Hawkins.

    It has me and my missus in stitches laughing at the moment.:pac::D

    Just wait till it's riddled with viruses after a year...

    "prey for Mojo.."


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    wazky
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    Christ the Redeemer wrote: »
    Just wait till it's riddled with viruses after a year...

    "prey for Mojo.."

    The PC or the missus?


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    biko
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    wil
    Registered Users Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    How many wifis does it have?


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    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,804 ✭✭✭take everything


    PC gone mad if you ask me.


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    RikkFlair
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    I'd love to get mine to talk to me like HAL from 2001 A Space Odyssey

    "Hello Dave"


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    Banjo String
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    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Hello computer, hello *leans into monitor* hello computer.


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    dilallio
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    paddy147 wrote: »
    Our new HP Home PC talks backs to us and sounds like a female version of Stephen Hawkins.

    It has me and my missus in stitches laughing at the moment.:pac::D

    I think the OP's missus had a stroke


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    faceman
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    Well for some having a female talk to him. Even if it is a computer.


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    bronte
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    paddy147 wrote: »
    How the fcuk do you switch of the now rather annoying PC voice??

    You think that's bad? My mate has a jeremy clarkson sat nav that pretty much verbally abuses him every journey and tells him what a sh1tty driver he is :pac:


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    wil
    Registered Users Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    paddy147 wrote: »
    Our new HP Home PC talks backs to us

    That'll be one fitted with the new CheekyChip.
    Give it a few whacks with a newspaper and it will come right after a few days.
    You have to be stern and dont let it catch you laughing or all your work will be undone.


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    demanufactured
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    That is so 1995


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    dizzymac
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    paddy147 wrote: »
    Our new HP Home PC talks backs to us and sounds like a female version of Stephen Hawkins.

    What does he sound like?


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    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    It's started.:eek:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5beTy9SnkU


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    Frosty McSnowballs
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    "Your porn is buffering......buffering......buffering, your porn is ready"

    Busted


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    Skid X
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    wendell borton wrote: »
    It's started.:eek:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5beTy9SnkU

    :eek: That film scared the bejaysus out of me when I watched it a few years ago. Very disturbing.


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    Best At Doing Wheelies
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    Ask it for your hand in marriage, aka make your wife jelous and when she goes to work go upstairs to the bedroom and put it in bed with yourself, get in the nip, put the covers over yourselves and wait for the wife to come home from work. Be gas so it will, teach her a lesson or two aswell ha


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    Gummy Panda
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    My computer says **** all the time

    "This is Xerxes. Can you not feel the glory of the flesh? Do you not yearn to be free of the tyranny of the individual?"


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    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    wil wrote: »
    How many wifis does it have?

    Iv had enough of this feckin two WiFi jibes on every bloody thread.


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    The One Who Knocks
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    paddy147 wrote: »
    Our new HP Home PC talks backs to us and sounds like a female version of Stephen Hawkins.

    It has me and my missus in stitches laughing at the moment.:pac::D
    paddy147 wrote: »
    How the fcuk do you switch of the now rather annoying PC voice??

    Really? 2 minutes later you hate it?


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    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Jamez735 wrote: »
    Really? 2 minutes later you hate it?

    Technology moves quick.


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