Scaring your partner

BraziliaNZ

So out of boredom and too much time on our hands myself and my partner (more myself I guess) tend to try and frighten each other in the gaf by jumping out of places etc. I got her really bad last night as we had been at a wedding back in Ireland and drank a hell of a lot the last week or so so had that sketchy Sunday night fear feeling going on. She opened the door and I was just stood there with my head hanging down looking at the ground, like the guy in the Blair Witch Project in the corner. She SCREAMED like I've never heard before and even started crying. I found it hilarious. She wasn't impressed but has sworn revenge, she's gotten me pretty badly before.

This guy took it a bit too far on his GF, apparently she was scared to death of the movie The Ring. The shrieking from her sounds like a pig being sliced up. You have to feel for her though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaEOcVDkVHI

keithsfleet

I told my girlfriend I had contracted an std.

Was great fun but it backfired when I had to splash out on an std test.

FTA69

keithsfleet wrote: »

I told my girlfriend I had contracted an std.

Was great fun but it backfired when I had to splash out on an std test.

Jesus.

Crooked Jack

See the way he gives the arse a bit of a rub while he was comforting her?

Good man.

BeerWolf

BF vs GF

Some people go the extra mile.

The Backwards Man

You need to go David Niven style for optimum effect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC5Ldo1DjGk

Ush1

My other half jumped out at me one day in our old apartment. I said to her she would regret it.

So I came home one time and she was hoovering so I knew she wouldn't hear me come in. I stuck my head round the door of the room she was in and done a creepy smiling face. She saw me, screamed the loudest I've ever heard someone scream in my life, then burst out crying!!

I actually felt bad then and had to make sure she was alright.

Hande hoche!

That's an impressive amount of effort.

Nemeses

The GF VS BF youtube channel... Awesome

I've gotten hours of entertainment from watching their antics. Need more of that!

Itwasntme.

Crooked Jack wrote: »

See the way he gives the arse a bit of a rub while he was comforting her?

Good man.

I saw that . Twice.

Leftist

I left a severed finger in my ex's pocket once. Some head on her when i told her to get the finger out. Face like a sheet.

some job she had trying to find out who's finger it was.

Tefral

The Fiancee was in the shower, I opened the thumb lock with a 20c coin and opened the door a bit, saw that she was washing her hair so her eyes were closed. I crept in and just put my face against the shower door with my eyes open really wide.

When she opened her eyes, the scream she let out i've never heard the likes of. :eek:

bogwalrus

My friend used to play a horrible trick on girls he would pick up from a night out.

While riding he would ask if she ever contracted aids. She would say no and then he would reply with "good cause I don't want to get that again"

He was a pro at pulling so he could afford the odd joke ever no and then.

Mr Benevolent

I fcukin' hate practical jokers. They tend to be witless, which is why they rely on physical humour.

blue note

My cousin was walking with his girlfriend and made up some reason to run ahead to the house, but actually hid behind the gate intending to jump out at her. She was wily and copped what he was doing, so hid in a neighbours gate thinking he'd come back to see what was taking her. Maybe he would have, but some random passer by did before him who she jumped out at and frightened the sh1t out of!

BeerWolf

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

I fcukin' hate practical jokers. They tend to be witless, which is why they rely on physical humour.

Don't you DARE burn down on the 3 Stooges! :mad:

Frank Black

I don't go in for that 'scaring my partner' stuff.
But our youngest kid is 4 and he moves like a ninja in the house.
There's been a few nights where I've woken up at 4am and he's standing beside the bed, draped in shadows, looking at me with big eyes - like something out of a Japanese horror film. He'll usually whisper something like "I heard a noise", to complete the horror film vibe.

Jesus, It's all I can do to stop myself unleashing a shrill girly scream at these moments.

IcyBreadPeople

When I saw my boyfriends weiner for the first time, I was pretty terrified. I still let him touch my milkers though

JP85

+1 for BFvGF, great channel with some unreal pranks on each other

i actually met jessie from the channel in Vegas and he tried to prank me by handing me a wad of dollars

BraziliaNZ

IcyBreadPeople wrote: »

When I saw my boyfriends weiner for the first time, I was pretty terrified. I still let him touch my milkers though

Terrified by the size of it?

wazky

IcyBreadPeople wrote: »

When I saw my boyfriends weiner for the first time, I was pretty terrified. I still let him touch my milkers though

Milkers?, sure your boyfriend isn't brown with four legs?

biko

My personal favourite. One day I'll do this too

Sauve

IcyBreadPeople wrote: »

When I saw my boyfriends weiner for the first time, I was pretty terrified. I still let him touch my milkers though

That username is quality!!

clumsyklutz

Myself and the partner are terrible for pranking each other! The one that sticks out in particular is, the OH was having a shave in the bathroom and I decided it would be funny to jump out from behind the door and scare him, thinking I'd get something along the lines of 'jesus you frightened the life out of me'; instead I got a high girly scream and a kick to the shins as he went all ninja on me :P

FouxDaFaFa

clumsyklutz wrote: »

Myself and the partner are terrible for pranking each other! The one that sticks out in particular is, the OH was having a shave in the bathroom and I decided it would be funny to jump out from behind the door and scare him, thinking I'd get something along the lines of 'jesus you frightened the life out of me'; instead I got a high girly scream and a kick to the shins as he went all ninja on me :P

Sneaking up on people when they're holding razors close to their jugular.

What could go wrong?

clumsyklutz

FouxDaFaFa wrote: »

Sneaking up on people when they're holding razors close to their jugular.

What could go wrong?

Well I waited outside the door, until he was finished - so very little really :P

Pretty Polly

I discovered this on the ''Has anything genuinely creepy or unnerving ever happened to you?'' thread.

It scared the living daylights out of me. Maybe she won't be as easily scared as me though!

You have been warned!!

keithsfleet

Pretty Polly wrote: »

I discovered this on the ''Has anything genuinely creepy or unnerving ever happened to you?'' thread.

It scared the living daylights out of me. Maybe she won't be as easily scared as me though!

You have been warned!!

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Nemeses

Pretty Polly wrote: »

I discovered this on the ''Has anything genuinely creepy or unnerving ever happened to you?'' thread.

It scared the living daylights out of me. Maybe she won't be as easily scared as me though!

You have been warned!!

That required zooming in and a lotta of reading..

Can you break it down into a one liner summary for me please.

Raging_Ninja

Caught a wasp in a glass and chased her around with it.

Unimaginative stuff like when the walking dead is on random scream when zombies appear on scream.

Waiting behind door and jumping out at her.

Pretty Polly

Nemeses wrote: »

That required zooming in and a lotta of reading..

Can you break it down into a one liner summary for me please.

The stories are creepy but its the ghost thing that appears after 20 seconds or so that's scary. Did you not jump?

james142

Pretty Polly wrote: »

I discovered this on the ''Has anything genuinely creepy or unnerving ever happened to you?'' thread.

It scared the living daylights out of me. Maybe she won't be as easily scared as me though!

You have been warned!!

fook you haha :P

Mammanabammana

Is this the kind of craic you mean? Ah the lolz. (Make sure to watch right up to the end)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC0Tnpvtr_Q

razorblunt

Pretty Polly wrote: »

I discovered this on the ''Has anything genuinely creepy or unnerving ever happened to you?'' thread.

It scared the living daylights out of me. Maybe she won't be as easily scared as me though!

You have been warned!!

Fock Fock Fock Fock was not expecting that at all. Damn you.

My missus and I do stuff like this too, was running home one night and tripped over a crack in the footpath and wrecked my ankle, just about made it home and opened the door, the gaff was in darkness, had to shout out hoping she was home as I couldn't walk any further, she comes slinking out from a cupboard where she was hiding waiting to jump out.!!!!