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What does "Shifting" mean?

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  • 09-08-2013 6:43pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21


    Like you hear people say,She "Shifted" him last night,And He is "shifting" her. Can someone tell me what it is and how do you "shift".

    Thanks for your advice.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    If ya can't lift her, don't shift her lad.

    Also if you plan on riding her, make sure you can hide her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Verb:
    1.Move or cause to move from one place to another, esp. over a small distance: "I shift the weight back to the other leg".
    2.Change the position of one's body, esp. because one is nervous or uncomfortable: "they were shifting from foot to foot".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    It means people moving each other.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭RustyNut


    The main thing you need to know is if you can't lift her, don't shift her.



    Doh beaten to it


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Means to change gear in your car.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭IrishStuff09


    Hope you're taking the piss :pac:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shift


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    It's slang for kissing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Shift = kiss

    Scroll down for all Irish meanings. http://www.irishslang.co.za/irishn_z.htm


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭Duff


    Going at it like a washing machine.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Its an expression to do a car.
    Generally used outside Dublin.

    Culchie 1 . "Jaysus the Micra was shiftin' last night ".

    Culchie 2 . "Watch the checkpoint out near the creamery , boy ,that new squad car can fairly shift".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭Dick Masterson


    "Will you shift my friend?" is a culchie way of saying "Will you meet my friend?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Duff wrote: »
    Going at it like a washing machine.

    If it's like a washing machine, either one or both of you can't kiss properly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    When are the schools back?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭lefthooker


    Plural
    It denotes that at least one of the parties engaging in the act is still a teenager


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    "Will you shift my friend?" is a culchie way of saying "Will you meet my friend?"
    :confused:

    I went to meet my landlord today. Lucky the fat, hairy bastard wasn't there!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    A person that has a very large consignment of goods ;) I can shift/move that for ye.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭Duff


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    If it's like a washing machine, either one or both of you can't kiss properly.

    It doesn't make me a bad person.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    I shall commence shiftism upon you


  • Registered Users Posts: 100 ✭✭Anahita


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gYE5TyijxE

    Shift it, shift it in forward
    Shift it, shift it in reverse...


    Let me I help you shift it.

    This was an internet phenomenon in the spring of this year. Very very catchy!


  • Registered Users Posts: 161 ✭✭Singer73


    I believe the term originates from the old use of the word shift, which denoted a nightdress or lady's undergarment and it would be equivalent to 1st base in the American vernacular. I am open to correction, because I just made that up. But a shift was a controversial undergarment, the mention of which caused a riot at the first performance of Synge's Playboy of the Western World at the Abbey. You can look that up Jonno!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 126 ✭✭De Bellem


    A lot better than a 49+1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    You never attended the local GAA disco when you were a teenie did you OP?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    a shift is a short overall or dress isn't it?

    Or a term of employment, possibly 8 hours

    So if your buddy says he had a shift with a girl, he's either a cross-dresser or will need some cherry chapstick


  • Registered Users Posts: 406 ✭✭truebluesac


    Anyone ladies here up for the shift ;-)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭roast


    Stick your tongue out as far as you possibly can.
    Start by licking your "shiftee's" face, preferably the cheek, this will get them riled up.
    Proceed to lick their ear. Get right in there, don't be afraid. Keep licking until you've cleared out all the wax, this will increase the taste sensation when you go in for the kill.
    Now start licking their lips. If you need to, you can use olive oil for lubrication.
    Shove your tongue into their mouth. If you can't reach all their teeth, you need more practice.

    Best of luck.


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