For the first time ever today I ...

cantdecide

... bought a newspaper from those guys who sell them in the traffic queues. I'd always wanted to but always though it was something that other people did!!

Anyone got any firsts today?

citrus burst

First day of work, just a cog in the machine now

My name is URL

My name is Shackelford, Rusty Shackelford, I refuse to speak without my attorney present

edit: shi_sha_shaaaaw

Whatsernamex33

I tried porridge for the first and last time. Tastes like paper or something, it's yucky. :pac:

Christ the Redeemer

Whatsernamex33 wrote: »

I tried porridge for the first and last time. Tastes like paper or something, it's yucky. :pac:

Make it with milk and add honey or brown sugar. delish and wholesome.

Funkfield

I think it's the first time ever I didn't ring in sick on a bank holiday Tuesday.

C.K Dexter Haven

First time I sold a newspaper to some learner driver in a traffic jam- was ecstatic so he was - this could catch on- I'll give the job another week

Jonny7

I'd say it was a first for him too - bah beaten to it

Ihatecuddles-old

My mother told me she loves me for the first time today. She only said it because she thinks I'm a suicidal headcase

Never heard it before, except off my boyfriend when he's baloobas. So that was nice!

C.K Dexter Haven

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My mother told me she loves me for the first time today. She only said it because she thinks I'm a suicidal headcase

!

Well, I hope you're not.

http://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you/different-ways-you-can-get-touch/most-people-phone-us

Ihatecuddles-old

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Well, I hope you're not.

http://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you/different-ways-you-can-get-touch/most-people-phone-us

Aw thank you. I'm fine now

C.K Dexter Haven

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Aw thank you. I'm fine now

:cool:;)

Yellow121

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My mother told me she loves me for the first time today. She only said it because she thinks I'm a suicidal headcase

Never heard it before, except off my boyfriend when he's baloobas. So that was nice!

I love you I hate Cuddles.

You're on a roll now! Soon everyone will be saying it.

monkeysnapper

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My mother told me she loves me for the first time today. She only said it because she thinks I'm a suicidal headcase

Never heard it before, except off my boyfriend when he's baloobas. So that was nice!

Your fellow boardies are always here if u need to talk, just don't be asking for advice in after hours that's all ,

Zebra3

cantdecide wrote: »

... bought a newspaper from those guys who sell them in the traffic queues. I'd always wanted to but always though it was something that other people did!!

Well it was until you bought the paper.

cantdecide

Zebra3 wrote: »

Well it was until you bought the paper.

I'm such a shameful fcuking conformist

/hangs head

Zebra3

cantdecide wrote: »

I'm such a shameful fcuking conformist

/hangs head

You totally missed the point.

downonthefarm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My mother told me she loves me for the first time today. She only said it because she thinks I'm a suicidal headcase

Never heard it before, except off my boyfriend when he's baloobas. So that was nice!

ah nothing as weird as hearing that ,when you never heard it before)

CatLou

Today was the first time I cooked caramelised onion, yummmmmy, sure won't be the last

mattjack

I saw one of my friends today for the first time in about 15 years.

Anyway the last time I saw him we were rewiring an old house when we found an old grenade ,I can hear you,se all think wheres this going .... when I found the grenade I handed it to him , he pulled the pin and put the grenade back on a shelf , that was the first time I really thought I was going to die.

uch

Got the Luas for the first time, commoners to say the least, give me the Dart any time

nice_very

got my first mod warning!!!

ham_n_mustard

today was the first time i bathed our puppy in the bathtub. she made absolute shíte of the kids rubber ducky.

Weevil

.....checked the post count on a thread to see if I could get a smart- arsed comment in before the lock.

stefan idiot jones

nice_very wrote: »

got my first mod warning!!!

What for ?

Then you can have your second warning for the first time, I think.

andyman

I actually got my first mod warning too.

stefan idiot jones

andyman wrote: »

I actually got my first mod warning too.

Nine years ? Goody two shoes. :):):):)

The Backwards Man

Had the first new spuds from the garden of the year.

MurdyWurdy

I had my first bath with my baby instead of bathing him in his own bath.

He did not **** in the water while we were sharing our nice moment, a fact that will make me eternally grateful!

nbar12

I had my first **** about my Anne Doyle today

pickarooney

Started learning Arabic

hairyprincess

Drank a can of Pussy. That is some weird tasting ****, but it works

Gummy Panda

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My mother told me she loves me for the first time today. She only said it because she thinks I'm a suicidal headcase

Never heard it before, except off my boyfriend when he's baloobas. So that was nice!

That's a bit sad

Gummy Panda

hairyprincess wrote: »

Drank a can of Pussy. That is some weird tasting ****, but it works

:O

Does it taste like squirt?

Ihatecuddles-old

Gummy Panda wrote: »

That's a bit sad

Gee, thanks :P

anncoates

I looked at a thread and thought how retarded those cryptic teaser threads are with the dumb ellipsis in the title.

Oh wait, that's not a first.

Talib Fiasco

doulikeit

friday dried all my body hair with hairdryer, worked out great towels are for chumps
sunday made apple crumble

audman

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My mother told me she loves me for the first time today. She only said it because she thinks I'm a suicidal headcase

Never heard it before, except off my boyfriend when he's baloobas. So that was nice!

I love you.

ringadingding

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My mother told me she loves me for the first time today. She only said it because she thinks I'm a suicidal headcase

Never heard it before, except off my boyfriend when he's baloobas. So that was nice!

I was gonna say something nice , until I got to the ' my boyfriend' part.

Then I was like, fûck it

bobwilliams

Christ the Redeemer wrote: »

Make it with milk and add honey or brown sugar. delish and wholesome.

i end up adding so much sweet extras i may as well just have a few mars bars

sadie06

....brought my new puppy for a walk/drag.

cantdecide

bobwilliams wrote: »

i end up adding so much sweet extras i may as well just have a few mars bars

I loves my porridge au naturale

wil

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Aw thank you. I'm fine now

First time witnessing an act of genuine compassion towards another boardsie in AH in a nonDev thread.
Thanks ihc for cracking the cold AH heart. 2 in the one day:cool: Oh, and CDH for having one:)

Zen65

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My mother told me she loves me for the first time today. She only said it because she thinks I'm a suicidal headcase

Never heard it before, except off my boyfriend when he's baloobas. So that was nice!

This is a heart-warming story, the kind of memory you hold on to for years to come. Somehow as parents we don't often say those words once our kids have reached the age when they no longer hold our hand as they walk down the road with us, and while we might think that it's understood that this is how we feel in truth the words themselves are very powerful and our kids really need to hear them in their teen and adult years too. I think I may just take this opportunity to tell my kids how I feel about them tomorrow!

AH has surprised me

Z

Ihatecuddles-old

ringadingding wrote: »

I was gonna say something nice , until I got to the ' my boyfriend' part.

Then I was like, fûck it

He's not really so you're good to go :P

This thread turned out well, thought I'd regret posting that!

Ace Attorney

first time ever today seeing AH having compassion towards another poster :pac:

nice_very

andyman wrote: »

I actually got my first mod warning too.

we're first warning buds

all I did was call a waffler a waffler

audman

nice_very wrote: »

we're first warning buds

all I did was call a waffler a waffler

Mmmmm waffles.

Gummy Panda

I had clonakilty sausages for the first time yesterday

I liked them

Thatdoesnt looksafe tome AHHHHHHH

Thatdoesnt looksafe tome AHHHHHHH wrote: »

first time ever today seeing AH having compassion towards another poster :pac:

Love your name!

But the truth is that despite what you think, I always find AH a compassionate place when the time is needed. Yes, they're quick to make fun, to anger, or to troll, but there have been many, many, many times where they do come through.

Also, keep on the up and up ihatecuddles!