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Schwiiing

I require your assistance.

Basically I have the skeleton of a script for a film of an adult nature.

It's set in ancient greece and has a greek hero called Testicles pronounced (test-i-kleez), Princess Labia and her mother the evil Queen Vulva.

Basically Testicles is in love with Princess Labia. Queen Vulva is jealous and imprisons Princess Labia in a tower on Mount Olympussy. To rescue Princess Labia Testicles must complete tasks set by Vulva.

Now here's my problem. I'm at a complete loss for ideas for tasks based around olympic events. I want to take normal olympic events and make them all pornographic.

Has anyone got any ideas?

KeithM89

Schwiiing wrote: »

Now here's my problem. I'm at a complete loss for ideas for tasks based around olympic events. I want to take normal olympic events and make them all pornographic.

Has anyone got any ideas?

Instead of Synchronised Swimming, have a Synchronised Orgy.
Replace Handball with a handjob contest.
Oh, and have topless volleyball too.

Schwiiing

Testicles will be the only male character. Some sort of porn declathlon is what I'm thinking of.

The Backwards Man

People don't watch pornos for the plotlines. Just get them all to shag each other.

KeithM89

Schwiiing wrote: »

Testicles will be the only male character. Some sort of porn declathlon is what I'm thinking of.

Have a 69 metre sprint.

efb

Naked men's wrestling testicles wins, natch

KKkitty

You could have the dickathlon.

Banjo String

Doesn't sound as good as the adult version of snow White and the 7 dwarves I seen.

7 tripods would have been more apt.

castletownman

The Pole Vault. Hehehe

Gran Hermano

Already done back in 1993

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4I2EDtQ7JM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107103/

Schwiiing

My plot is completely different.

Ilik Urgee

Have a men's freestyle dive on top of Mount Olympussy. Whoever comes up for air in a 3 minute time allowance must compete at the Chocolate Fudge Course at the back of the Mount with a concrete block tied around their ankles.

Could bring in a whole different genre of viewer.

Hownowcow

Triple hump. Long hump. High hump. Arsery.

Jimoslimos

Greco-Roman wrestling. No changes necessary.

OCorcrainn

Gran Hermano wrote: »

Already done back in 1993

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4I2EDtQ7JM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107103/

Hercules with a northern irish accent, I have seen everything now.

Schwiiing

efb wrote: »

Naked men's wrestling testicles wins, natch

MagicMarker

Don't forget the Dicksus.

Pole Vault can stay the same me reckons.

Talib Fiasco

Weightshifting - The guy who can successfully lift and shift the heaviest manatee wins.

Cøckey - Self explanatory. Using their own equipment of course.

Dykeling - The man who can successfully tame his dyke to act as a bike and be 'ridden' around the track in the quickest time

tin79

Horse riding? Bareback of course.

Muff diving?

tin79

100 metre breast stroke.

You get one of the gods huge 100m boobs to pop out and the mortals have to stroke it. Highest nipple rise wins

efb

Schwiiing wrote: »

I'm not Dutch

PizzamanIRL

Well you came to the right place to ask.

You actually did.

endacl

There was a poetry competition at the 1948 Olympics in London, OP. Maybe a scene when your protagonist wins a wreath for writing the best naughty limerick?

wazky

Cock fighting?....

dd972

Thought this was a Far Right thread ! :pac: