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  • 06-08-2013 12:10am
    #1
    yoloc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭


    What is the bast way to hollow out a soft fleshy fruit, in order to make a hole inside big enough for a 6 inch tube... with a diameter of about 1.5 to go in and out of :P


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  • #2
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Well that's about enough internet for me today


  • #3
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    yoloc wrote: »
    What is the bast way to hollow out a soft fleshy fruit, in order to make a hole inside big enough for a 6 inch tube... with a diameter of about 1.5 to go in and out of :P

    Not sure After Hours is the place to look for advice on building home made masturbation aids.


  • #4
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    If you're going to steal something from the internet, make sure to copy/paste.
    That way the spelling will be correct.


  • #5
    Clandestine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    so funny lol!!!11!!!1 XD


  • #6
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Apple bong? Use a pencil or something


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  • #7
    yoloc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭yoloc


    biko wrote: »
    If you're going to steal something from the internet, make sure to copy/paste.
    That way the spelling will be correct.

    ;)


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Not able to find a girl OP?


  • #9
    mutley18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,231 ✭✭✭mutley18


    Try and poke a hole through it with your dick. What is the hole for anyway?


  • #10
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Diameter of 1.5? Not a bit small no?


  • #11
    rustedtrumpet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 339 ✭✭rustedtrumpet


    Hollow your way into that soft fruit mate and don't ever come out again.


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  • #12
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    yoloc wrote: »
    What is the bast way to hollow out a soft fleshy fruit, in order to make a hole inside big enough for a 6 inch tube... with a diameter of about 1.5 to go in and out of :P


    You can use a 1.5in diameter bun cutter to pierce a hole in the flesh of a pumpkin, then use a teaspoon to bore out the length of the hole to the required spec.


  • #13
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Find a female, they come with pre-bored holes which will match your specifications.


  • #14
    yoloc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭yoloc


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    Diameter of 1.5? Not a bit small no?

    I was standing at the back of the que when the thicker ones were getting handed out :mad:


  • #15
    yoloc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭yoloc


    Vito Corleone wrote: »
    Shamefully stolen from Yahoo Answers.

    Kill the thread! :D


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    yoloc wrote: »
    Kill the thread! :D

    Nope. You're not getting off that easily.

    Or perhaps you are, with a nectarine.


  • #17
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    Try a prickly pear you wanton effing barsteward.


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Have you ever stuck it inside a kiwi? They have funny accents.


  • #19
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    The OP could always ask James for a few tips-

    James and the Giant Peach


  • #20
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Plastic bag covered in Vaseline on the inside in between the mattress and bed works a treat.


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