Smithen by naturalism.

Lando Griffin

Its not often I post a new thread but I have a burning issue I want to discuss.
There not so long ago on a long trip up the country we stopped off for a bite to eat in a fine restaurant.
The welcome we got was sincere by the waitress.
I was instantly smitten by her natural looks and more so by her local brogue which I must admit found charming and refreshing, and none of the snobby accents one would hear whilst shopping in BTs or the like.
I kept getting lost in her smile so much so my OH asked me suspiciously
"do you two know each other?"
I asked why and she said "you cant take your eyes off her and she is constantly smiling and staring at you.
Anyway I copped myself on and helped feed my two young children before paying the bill, and had one last laugh and smile before we departed our ways.
This got me thinking.
Isnt it better to be more real and natural without any makup or posh accent than yo be putting on an act, because when one gets married and move in with each other you really get to see the "other side"
Discuss

Red Nissan

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Discuss

School's out mate, bugger off!

keith16

Can you please provide pictorial evidence of the waitress and or wife?

Zen65

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Isnt it better to be more real and natural without any makup or posh accent than yo be putting on an act, because when one gets married and move in with each other you really get to see the "other side"

Horses & courses, friend; it's a matter of what suits, and personal taste.

What I might suggest is that it's wiser not to appear infatuated with the waitress in front of your wife.

Z

iseethelight

for naturalism i read naturism
not what i expected:mad:

Quazzie

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Its not often I post a new thread but I have a burning issue I want to discuss.
There not so long ago on a long trip up the country we stopped off for a bite to eat in a fine restaurant.
The welcome we got was sincere by the waitress.
I was instantly smitten by her natural looks and more so by her local brogue which I must admit found charming and refreshing, and none of the snobby accents one would hear whilst shopping in BTs or the like.
I kept getting lost in her smile so much so my OH asked me suspiciously
"do you two know each other?"
I asked why and she said "you cant take your eyes off her and she is constantly smiling and staring at you.
Anyway I copped myself on and helped feed my two young children before paying the bill, and had one last laugh and smile before we departed our ways.
This got me thinking.
Isnt it better to be more real and natural without any makup or posh accent than yo be putting on an act, because when one gets married and move in with each other you really get to see the "other side"
Discuss

So a short encounter with a waitress who was working for tips made you question your relationship with your wife, and regret getting to know her "other side" despite the fact that she is the mother to your kids.

It's called a mid-life crisis Lando. The sooner you realise the waitress wanted a tip, more than your lovin' the sooner you can settle back into your loveless marriage again.

\harsh truth

Red Nissan

Zen65 wrote: »

What I might suggest is that it's wiser not to appear infatuated with the waitress in front of your wife. Z

I would not have given him even that much knowledge, TBH.

Pai Mei

well if someone is naturally good looking then of course that is much better than going out and finding an attractive girl only to wake up the next morning and find that after her make-up has worn off she looks like Golem.

Sir Osis of Liver.

What did ye have to eat?

cantdecide

I love figuring out who people really are and I like to think I can do it pretty quicky, usually. I always admire people who can face the world with openness and without pretence. These people are the best people IMO.

camel jockey

Smitten...and naturalism has nothing to do with makeup. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/naturalism.

MurdyWurdy

Smithen? That has me a bit confused

jay-me

Isn't that what men have done for eons.. No makeup no fake tan just you the way God made you? I know as of late things have taken a drastic turn and it is now regarded as metro sexual for guys to wear makeup etc but it isn't like it is widespread.. Women on the other hand can be just fake completely head to toe.. And the reason is that some of them need to look drastically different to get hooked up.. And when it's too late and you're married the truth is revealed.

Karl Stein

Once bitten, forever smitten.

Red Nissan

iseethelight wrote: »

for naturalism i read naturism
not what i expected:mad:

A weirdo who has failed his exams and he wants us to write his thesis and save his bacon.

Help if you want, by all means, but I caught that distinction too. Clever, is it not? Wink. Wink.

jay-me

Red Nissan wrote: »

A weirdo who has failed his exams and he wants us to write his thesis and save his bacon.

Help if you want, by all means, but I caught that distinction too. Clever, is it not? Wink. Wink.

I'm not sure what this means but I like it!

Timmyctc

Quazzie wrote: »

So a short encounter with a waitress who was working for tips made you question your relationship with your wife, and regret getting to know her "other side" despite the fact that she is the mother to your kids.

It's called a mid-life crisis Lando. The sooner you realise the waitress wanted a tip, more than your lovin' the sooner you can settle back into your loveless marriage again.

\harsh truth

That bolded part could easily pass as a text on the Leaving Cert or something equally mind numbing.

Red Nissan

Bye, I see a lot of goldfish just swallowed the hook

camel jockey

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

Smithen? That has me a bit confused

Something to do with Smithers from the Simpsons I suspect...I just haven't figured out what the connection is yet.

jay-me

camel jockey wrote: »

Something to do with Smithers from the Simpsons I suspect...I just haven't figured out what the connection is yet.

Tis gay..

camel jockey

jay-me wrote: »

Tis gay..

That explains the references to the 'other side' in the initial post...

dmc17

keith16 wrote: »

Can you please provide pictorial evidence of the waitress on the wife?

Lando Griffin

camel jockey wrote: »

That explains the references to the 'other side' in the initial post...

camel jockey wrote: »

Something to do with Smithers from the Simpsons I suspect...I just haven't figured out what the connection is yet.

jay-me wrote: »

Tis gay..

What the hell are ye on about:mad:
Have you never felt the power of true love?:mad:

camel jockey

Lando Griffin wrote: »

What the hell are ye on about:mad:
Have you never felt the power of true love?:mad:

So you experienced true love? What a load of ****e.

Pai Mei

Lando Griffin wrote: »

What the hell are ye on about:mad:
Have you never felt the power of true love?:mad:

True love after a chance meeting with a waitress?? Sounds like every romcom ever.

Lando Griffin

camel jockey wrote: »

So you experienced true love? What a load of ****e.

I have and she is lying here snoring beside me and it dosent bother me a bit.

camel jockey

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I have and she is lying here snoring beside me and it dosent bother me a bit.

So why post about the waitress at all then? To make the wife jealous? An ego boost?

Annasopra

camel jockey wrote: »

So why post about the waitress at all then? To make the wife jealous? An ego boost?

Maybe she isnt wearing make up in bed

camel jockey

mango salsa wrote: »

Maybe she isnt wearing make up in bed

The wife or the waitress? I'd prefer to hear she wasn't wearing anything...

cantdecide

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Have you never felt the power of true love?:mad:

No

dxhound2005

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

Smithen? That has me a bit confused

Misspelling in the title is a ruse used by posters to grab attention and make you want to read posts which you would otherwise ignore.

Annasopra

camel jockey wrote: »

The wife or the waitress? I'd prefer to hear she wasn't wearing anything...

Whoever is snoring beside him

Peregrine

Lando Griffin wrote: »

What the hell are ye on about:mad:
Have you never felt the power of true love?:mad:

Umm..no



Way to make me upset on a Saturday night bro