Deodorant: where do you spray it?

DeanSmedley

Sitting next to me is a Japanese girl who I caught earlier spraying deodorant on her neck. I am sure that Irish people don't spray on their necks, do we?

I never heard of or saw anyone before spraying deodorant on their necks, she is claiming that it is normal in Japan.

Head back, mouth open, spraying all over the neck, right up to the jaw line

The Backwards Man

I spray it in the bathroom.

TheBody

All over lad; Ballymun shower style.

Chattastrophe!

Are you sure it wasn't perfume ...?

.Henry Sellers.

That's them Japanese for ye.

My name is URL

DeanSmedley wrote: »

Sitting next to me is a Japanese girl who I caught earlier spraying deodorant on her neck. I am sure that Irish people don't spray on their necks, do we?

I never heard of or saw anyone before spraying deodorant on their necks, she is claiming that it is normal in Japan.

Head back, mouth open, spraying all over the neck, right up to the jaw line

What do you mean you 'caught her'? And why would she need to explain herself to you? =/

nocoverart

I usually spray it on the toilet after dropping a big one.

Rayne Wooney

Once under both arms, then once down the jocks for good luck

Seaneh

Under both arms, across chest and sides, and if it's really hot outside ill give the back and shoulders a dose too, for the good it does, still sweat like a ****.

Feathers

DeanSmedley wrote: »

Sitting next to me is a Japanese girl who I caught earlier spraying deodorant on her neck. I am sure that Irish people don't spray on their necks, do we?

I never heard of or saw anyone before spraying deodorant on their necks, she is claiming that it is normal in Japan.

Head back, mouth open, spraying all over the neck, right up to the jaw line

I misread your username as Dean Smelly

outnumbered

Seemingly orients don't have sweat that smells, well most of them.
Source: Emmbarassing Bodies.

gurramok

Spray it? I use a roll-on, less chemical crap to breath in

Pensivepuca

My under arms and if its really warm around my back and chest. Female deoderant has an almost perfume smell so I can see why the Japanese girl did so. Still odd.

Duggy747

On the wall and then light it

cantdecide

outnumbered wrote: »

Seemingly orients don't have sweat that smells, well most of them.
Source: Emmbarassing Bodies.

Maybe they use de-orient instead.

Mr. G

In the bathroom.

Scruffles

a ex support staff of mine who was possibly not that far off pension age, had been wearing a long black skirt and a black shirt one shift and she borrowed the lynx of mine-it left huge circle white patches; one under each armpit and one on her crotch.

after pointing out the crotch patch,she turned the skirt around and said she was aiming for her leg.....heh heh yeah right,woud hate to see her play archery if that was a botched aim.

Ihatecuddles-old

Under my arms. My ex used to spray down his pants and make me spray his back

justforlaugh

my sweaty crack

Sure deodorant is the best one lads... you may thank me

Elbaston

DeanSmedley wrote: »

Sitting next to me is a Japanese girl who I caught earlier spraying deodorant on her neck. I am sure that Irish people don't spray on their necks, do we?

I never heard of or saw anyone before spraying deodorant on their necks, she is claiming that it is normal in Japan.

Head back, mouth open, spraying all over the neck, right up to the jaw line

Was she a schoolgirl, with a short dress, and pigtales and big manga eyes.

ooooh sprayey sprayey ...its a veeeeeellly good ah

SHOVELLER

Deodorants are toxic and can lead to cancer. Use roll ons.

Its like those "air fresheners" which in itself is a misnomer as they just poison the air.

People are sheep.

PucaMama

SHOVELLER wrote: »

Deodorants are toxic and can lead to cancer. Use roll ons.

Its like those "air fresheners" which in itself is a misnomer as they just poison the air.

People are sheep.

at least wer not smelly sheep

MagnusDamm

Under the arms and tits. That's it for me

Voltex

It depends on the product and the target. Aldi deodorant is a great Wasp killer, Nivea is for pulling(gay lads), Sure if your +50 and suffering erectile dysfunction and Old Spice if your country of Birth is East of the Danube.

PizzamanIRL

DeanSmedley wrote: »

I am sure that Irish people don't spray on their necks, do we?

What do you mean, we? Everyone is different, it's not a cultural thing.

mutley18

Left armpit > Right armpit > Chest > Mickey

mutley18

I hit refresh and double posted, sorry

Teyla Emmagan

Spray on deodorant is vile toxic stuff, should be banned.

Wacker The Attacker

on my balls

Wacker The Attacker

outnumbered wrote: »

Seemingly orients don't have sweat that smells, well most of them.
Source: Emmbarassing Bodies.

Human perspiration is odourless. Nitrogenous bacteria in air feed on it causing it to smell. Certain areas of the body are breeding grounds for these bacteria also. (i.e ones pits)

Wacker The Attacker

justforlaugh wrote: »

my sweaty crack

Sure deodorant is the best one lads... you may thank me

wooooooooooooooooo fannyform

fannyform for you

Ihatecuddles-old

Voltex wrote: »

It depends on the product and the target. Aldi deodorant is a great Wasp killer, Nivea is for pulling(gay lads), Sure if your +50 and suffering erectile dysfunction and Old Spice if your country of Birth is East of the Danube.

Mmmm, old spice. One whiff and you could drown a cat in my pants.


God I'm gross when I'm locked. Apologies.

markomuscle

On my socks if i am behind on the washing

yizorselves

Directly on my bunghole. My farts smell like Africa

Ihatecuddles-old

Farts smell like Africa?? I'm ossified, but what does that mean?!

Dark sun

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Farts smell like Africa?? I'm ossified, but what does that mean?!

I take it they mean Africa as in the fragrance lynx do.

Ihatecuddles-old

Dark sun wrote: »

I take it they mean Africa as in the fragrance lynx do.

*ping*

Sorted. A1 Sharon.

Thomasmartin

mutley18 wrote: »

Left armpit > Right armpit > Chest > Mickey

Every lad does it

Retrovertigo

Thomasmartin wrote: »

Every lad does it

If you're 10 maybe.

What happened to the oul shower?

Thomasmartin

Retrovertigo wrote: »

If you're 10 maybe.

What happened to the oul shower?

Meant after the shower! U don't wants sweaty mickey

Hedge11

Voltex wrote: »

Old Spice if your country of Birth is East of the Danube.

The Danube mostly flows west/east. Maybe the Oder would have been a better choice, given thread topic & all ...

gammygils

Armpits & middle chest area where the hair is thickest. Believe me

I sweat like bejaysis there. Not the mickey, stings like fuk

I have a sensitive mickey! That's good. Yeah?

Bozo Skeleton

Nowhere. It smells vile to me, same goes for aftershave, never used it, and I don't see any reason to spray chemicals on myself. I shower daily, that'll do me.