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Wiping my **** with a Fiddy note!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Why is face filtered out in the title?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,384 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    I have people, solely employed to wipe my face with 100 euro notes.

    Ain't gonna do it myself, fcuk that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Why is face filtered out in the title?

    Title would have been boring otherwise :P

    That boards filter must be acting up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    I wash myself with a rag on a stick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    I can't imagine it would make for a comfortable wipe. Ill probably start doing it when they make double quilted bank notes


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Read up that money can be RIDDLED with germs, capable of holding more germs than a toilet - it'd be like wiping a used toilet paper on your face D:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Boombastic wrote: »
    I wash myself with a rag on a stick
    At least you have a rag!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    He's a punter at the races, its his money let him be ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Id be in the same boat as yer man there, I once dropped a 2euro coin in a drain and didnt even try to get it out.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    It's obviously a signal for, I've got the money, kill me misses while I'm at the horses.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Yer man has the head of NAMA developer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Bank notes would be made unabsorbent on purpose. Also cash is usually filthy, covered in peoples shite after not washing hands taking a dump.

    He may as well have fished a non absorbent flyer off the ground next to dog shit and wiped it on his face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,477 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Someone did alright at the track today I see.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,072 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Can that still be used as legal tender?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,672 ✭✭✭elefant


    Can that still be used as legal tender?

    Knew someone would get there first :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    I....

    Would that not cut the face off ye? Money isn't exactly the softest, porous thing going!

    Yes it was raining, but just wipe it off with your hand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Can that still be used as legal tender?

    why wouldn't it be legal?


    Do you know what happens to money??
    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/09/070913081025.htm

    Money notes have had more adventures than I ever will in my life!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Anyone else think having watched the video he was only messing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Wiping my **** with a Fiddy note!

    The colour of money.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses



    The colour of money.

    What colour is your money? :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Nemeses wrote: »
    What colour is your money? :P

    Golden brown.

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Golden brown.

    :p

    Tasty.

    How much for a copper tenner?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    its his money cant he do what he wants with it ?

    though treating money that was is douchy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭[-0-]


    Money is filthy. I hope he washed his face afterwards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭yoloc


    Money is ****ing disgusting. Its been handled by all sorts of people out there and this cnut goes and washes his face with it. Balloon!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭Bummer1234


    Nemeses wrote: »
    why wouldn't it be legal?


    Do you know what happens to money??
    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/09/070913081025.htm

    Money notes have had more adventures than I ever will in my life!

    You never watched father ted did you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    Someone did alright at the track today I see.
    Its not like he threw it on the ground afterwards, the poor bastard can't even afford a napkin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Bummer1234 wrote: »
    You never watched father ted did you?

    I did.. I think I missed the point of your post..:(


    Youtube link me! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 463 ✭✭Christ the Redeemer


    Not great material for soaking up the wet, though.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭Bummer1234


    Nemeses wrote: »
    I did.. I think I missed the point of your post..:(


    Youtube link me! :)

    Can't get it but its this part In "Going to america" :)

    Fr. Buzz Cagney: You know what I do with $400? I wipe my ass with it.
    Father Ted: Good God. And can that still be used as legal tender? :)


  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I scrunch my fiddies into little balls, they make great fire lighters


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