In the pub alone

Witchie

Ok you lot need to entertain me coz made the mistake of not checking with my mates to see if tgey would be in the usual pub at the usual time and now am here alone for possibly an hour. Dammit.

Wacker The Attacker

Youre in the pub. You should be entertaining us.

empacher

Just waiting for a mate.

Fox_In_Socks

Go to the pub and just go on the internet.

Thanks, 2013.

Wacker The Attacker

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

Go to the pub and just go on the internet.

Thanks, 2013.

You could buy a pint while youre there

GalwayKiefer

Is there not a match on you can pretend you're interested in?

MagnusDamm

I'm in the pub too. Out since 12ish. Can't wait for work tomorrow at 5am

9959

Careful what you wish for......what's your favourite humming noise?

MadsL

Well at least tell us which pub...!!!

(bleedin' obvious solution innit)

Chancer3001

Count the number of people in the bar.

Is it 23??????

mattjack

9959 wrote: »

Careful what you wish for......what's your favourite humming noise?

I was thinking that myself while wondering about a new safe thread.

MadsL

Truth or Dare OP?

mikemac1

Shamelessly harass the pretty barmaid

Chucken

mikemac1 wrote: »

Shamelessly harass the pretty barmaid

I might be wrong but I dont think the OP swings that way.

A pretty barman...now thats an idea...especially if he's ginger

9959

Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman and zzzzzzzzzz.....

TheBody

Why don't you dance Coyote Ugly style on the bar and see if you get any money shoved in your y-fronts.

The_Mask

Have a **** all over the walls of the toilets then walk out, finish your pint and leave like a boss.

Witchie

I got rescued by some mates. Phew! Had ordered a drink anyway.

Yes I am female.

An poc fada in monaghan as usual!

Chucken

Witchie wrote: »

I got rescued by some mates. Phew! Had ordered a drink anyway.

Yes I am female.

Go on then..have fun. Dont worry about us. We're fine. No really, we're ok....

xXxkorixXx

it places the dog in the basket

Banjo String

Do the usual gags on the barman. ....

eh do you sell cider? (Barman says yeah) ask do you have "Dickens"

or ask him how much is a dwarf. When/if he asks what's a dwarf? Put your hand up to your hip and say a wee fcuker about this height.

Then giggle like a school girl.

lab man

enjoy your nite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

De Bellem

Beermats . There must be so much you can do with a deck of beermats

Esoteric_

lab man wrote: »

enjoy your nite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You sound so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lab man

so pissed off i just went to da cot

FizzleSticks

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Witchie

So turned into a great ould nite with 12 mates showing up. Great band, loads of drink and a good laugh. Successful night. How I'm gonna be in my college course for 9.30 is another question altogether.

Witchie

Feck my eyes are bloodshot. Was gonna try post up a sexy "come to bed" pic but no such luck.

Norwesterner

I much prefer the bar alone.
Preferably by the fire, no T.V or music, with a straight whisky and a bundle of newspapers.

PizzamanIRL

Witchie wrote: »

I got rescued by some mates. Phew! Had ordered a drink anyway.

Oh thanks be to God for that! My heart was going 90 waiting for this problem to be resolved.

safetyboy

empacher wrote: »

Just waiting for a mate.

I'm sporty.

rolox

Man/Woman up and get the ride.

Ruudi_Mentari

What to do, is you need to fall in with some people then fall the fcuk out. I usually go to a show first and get liqcoured up amongst the crowd just to dispel the 'alonaphobia'

Ruudi_Mentari

Witchie wrote: »

Ok you lot need to entertain me coz made the mistake of not checking with my mates to see if tgey would be in the usual pub at the usual time and now am here alone for possibly an hour. Dammit.

Could have stopped fiddling with your phone, will only have looked like you were stood up

I bet you were stood up too. You'd think someone would give up their stool for a witchie

freshpopcorn

Nothing better than a nice pint alone if you want entertainment chat up anybody and see where it goes!