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The special SARKY IS SO HAWTH non-counting thread

  • 26-07-2013 7:55pm
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭ C.K Dexter Haven


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  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭ Star Lord
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    Sarky is so hoth that when he touches me with his big ol' man hand, I faint.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 sNarah
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    I faint whenever I see men with beards since they remind me of Sarky.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭ Star Lord
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    I has a beard, but it lacks the magic of a Sarky beard. Mine is more a chinsplosion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭ Sarky


    Sarky is so hoth that when he touches me with his big ol' man hand, I faint.

    I actually smell quite nice on the outside AND inside, it must be said.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭ Star Lord
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    This much I know for sure: I miss your musk.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 sNarah
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    It's Sex Pather isn't it?
    Isn't it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭ Star Lord
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    Close, but Sarky's tastes verge on the not-of-this-dimension.

    If I recall correctly, his preferred apres rasage was: Sex Shambler


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 sNarah
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    You're a Shambler.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭ Star Lord
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    I used to be a shambler, till I took a rocket-jump to the knee


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