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Today I was sexually assaulted. Please share your story

  • 26-07-2013 7:30pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭


    It was a sunny afternoon in south Dublin and I was minding my own business, carefree and innocent. That innocence wouldn't last long.

    I was in my sister's car when a LADYBIRD, of all creatures, violated me in the most horrific way possible by jumping from my seatbelt into my bra, where it attempted to fondle my breasts.

    I sprang from the car and managed to remove it but I still feel dirty. Please share your own stories, has anybody else here been violated by inconspicuous creatures?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,347 ✭✭✭✭Grayditch


    My eyes. This thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 449 ✭✭stephen_k


    Dafuq did I just read


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,409 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Well I was in Dublin earlier, dressed as a ladybird, when out of nowhere this mad woman shoved me into her bra and started hopping about shouting 'dirty dirty dirty!'

    Oddest day in a long while...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 215 ✭✭Pensivepuca


    My uncle used to breed monkeys, the caputin type, as a teen I helped with an abandoned baby one who quickly shoved his hand down my bra. Sharp claws :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    Hahahha and my friends used to laugh at me when i told them about my man 2 ladybird morphing super power.........Who's laughin now BITCHES!!!!!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 406 ✭✭truebluesac


    You will need Cctv of the lady bug fondling your breast , post vid here ;-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 895 ✭✭✭Mocha Joe


    You provoked it by having your cleavage out.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 305 ✭✭Jimminy Mc Fukhead


    the ladybirds saying it was consentual. and you led her on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    I don't know why you think it's ok to joke about sexual assault. It's really not funny.


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