Sternutation / What's your excuse?

De Bellem

I just had a prolonged bout of sneezing (sternutation). There must be some other ways to describe a lot of sneezing . Are there any other terms to describe it.

Ok so there are a load of causes such as
sunshine, exercise, allergies , fall in temperature, breeze and many more.

What's your excuse? Are you a "singler or a serial one. If you don't have a hanky would you use your sleeve or something else. Evidence! Come clean

And if you don't know that then answer this.
Are you one of those who in the act of sternation gives a barely audible squeak or are you one of those who will hold nothing back and explode in full throttle..or someone somewhere in between.

There may be many causes but how many types of "sneezer" are there really out there.

Which one are you ..... What's your excuse

Love2love

Scraping the barrel here.....

De Bellem

Love2love wrote: »

Scraping the barrel here.....

Nothing to be sneezed at

Chucken

I can make myself sneeze on purpose by scratching my hairline just above my forehead..its great fun.

The Backwards Man

It's hard to beat a good bareback sneeze (no hanky), very liberating, snot flying everywhere, people diving out of your way.






AAAAHH-
CHOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ruu

One shot here and I am done, sounds more like I am snickering more than anything else.

SeaFields

De Bellem wrote: »

.... What's your excuse

sheer pleasure

Annasopra

hayfever

Chucken

Ruubot2 wrote: »

One shot here and I am done, sounds more like I am snickering more than anything else.

De Bellem

The Backwards Man wrote: »

It's hard to beat a good bareback sneeze (no hanky), very liberating, snot flying everywhere, people diving out of your way.






AAAAHH-
CHOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ah you may be the John Wayne or the Al Capone type. I'm the same but in denial

Cee-Jay-Cee

I have avert high pitches sneeze, my wife says its deafening and it actually leaves a ringing in my own ears. I sneeze multiple times, I once sneezed 3 or 4 times a minute for about an hour, it got tiresome after about 5 minutes.

De Bellem

Ruubot2 wrote: »

One shot here and I am done, sounds more like I am snickering more than anything else.

The sniper type. Even if your hit you don't know who it was

A0

Itchy ass.

De Bellem

A0 wrote: »

Itchy ass.

Elaborate

pharmaton

I used to always sneeze in threes until a friend started jinxing me on the second by anticipating it and now I can only go twos. bastard.

De Bellem

pharmaton wrote: »

I used to always sneeze in threes until a friend started jinxing me on the second by anticipating it and now I can only go twos. bastard.

I can feel your pain but remember each sneeze can send 100,000 germs into
the air so he did somebody a favour, maybe

pharmaton

De Bellem wrote: »

I can feel your pain but remember each sneeze can send 100,000 germs into
the air so he is doing somebody a favour

I sneeze into my elbow to spare the suffering of others and it also helps muffle my otherwise bellowing grunts. I just hate the way he takes pleasure in denying me mine. bastard.

me:ashooo
me:ashoo
him:go on, wait for it, here is comes
me: baastid.

De Bellem

I sneeze into my elbow to spare the suffering of others

You seem to be The Considerate One but then again elbow! No its your
call.

De Bellem

pharmaton wrote: »

I sneeze into my elbow to spare the suffering of others

The Considerate One

A0

De Bellem wrote: »

Elaborate

Nerves innervating the levator ani are the longest of the body. This muscle has connection with the nose and eyes.
Pull an ass hair, you'll see, you'll cry... you might sneeze as well :pac:

Teyla Emmagan

pharmaton wrote: »

I used to always sneeze in threes until a friend started jinxing me on the second by anticipating it and now I can only go twos. bastard.

Bastard. There is nothing worse than being thwarted from you final and most satisfying sneeze by some gob****e going 'bless you' 'bless you' for the first two. Wait till I'm done first mofo!!