Who Wants A Hug?

The Backwards Man

Well we all need a hug in the morning
And one at the end of the day
And as many as possible squeezed in between
To keep life's troubles away.


Who doesn't like hugs? And if you don't, what the hell is wrong with you?
I love hugs.

BIG MASSIVE HUG EVERYONE!!!!

seven_eleven

get away from me!

Ihatecuddles-old

Safe to say I'll pass.

ScumLord

I want a hug at precisely 11pm on Monday the 07 of July.

lkionm

Ill settle for a manly pat on the back while shaking hands?

dodderangler

Replace the H with a T and you'll get more replies

lkionm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Safe to say I'll pass.

*Surprise hug*

The Backwards Man

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Safe to say I'll pass.

Ah, but a hug is a completely different thing to a cuddle. They're as different as shaling hands and dropping the hand.

The Backwards Man

ScumLord wrote: »

I want a hug at precisely 11pm on Monday the 07 of July.

What year?

endacl

Man, you come up with some weird shtuff in these 'wee small hours' threads of yours OP!

How did that crisps thing work out in the end, by the way?

Ciderswigger

Honestly can't remember the last time I had a hug! :(:(:(

herisson

I love hugs! They make me feel happier

The Backwards Man

endacl wrote: »

Man, you come up with some weird shtuff in these 'wee small hours' threads of yours OP!

How did that crisps thing work out in the end, by the way?

I haven't looked at a potato since Killed with heartburn for two days!

Sofiztikated

I wouldn't mind an oul squeeze.

Feeling a bit blue tonight, and I don't know why. Man period, I think.

endacl

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I haven't looked at a potato since Killed with heartburn for two days!

That'll teach ya!

This thread will probably give you back strain...

Ihatecuddles-old

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Ah, but a hug is a completely different thing to a cuddle. They're as different as shaling hands and dropping the hand.

It's people touching me in that awkward 'lovely' intimate embracing way. Honestly if I didn't know you well and you hugged me I'd be very angry...if you slapped my arse I'd laugh.
Makes no sense.

endacl

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

It's people touching me in that awkward 'lovely' intimate embracing way. Honestly if I didn't know you well and you hugged me I'd be very angry...if you slapped my arse I'd laugh.
Makes no sense.

What if I pinched your cheek* and made that 'cootchie cootchie' sound?











* Yes! Your facial cheek!

policarp

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"I like mine with a kiss."

WilyCoyote

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

It's people touching me in that awkward 'lovely' intimate embracing way. Honestly if I didn't know you well and you hugged me I'd be very angry...if you slapped my arse I'd laugh.
Makes no sense.

This could be as a result of fast, successful but overly aggressive potty training.

dd972

OP just wants your wallet, don't go there !

policarp

dd972 wrote: »

OP just wants your wallet, don't go there !

He said Hug not Mug. . .:D

StewartGriffin

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Well we all need a hug in the morning
And one at the end of the day
And as many as possible squeezed in between
To keep life's troubles away.


Who doesn't like hugs? And if you don't, what the hell is wrong with you?
I love hugs.

BIG MASSIVE HUG EVERYONE!!!!

How about a hand job???

1ZRed

It's not often I get a hug, so yeah, wouldn't exactly say no if one's goin

Ruu

I like the light punch on the arm type of thing.

Ihatecuddles-old

endacl wrote: »

What if I pinched your cheek* and made that 'cootchie cootchie' sound?!

I'd break your fingers.

endacl

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I'd break your fingers.

aaronjumper

A hug is the best medicine! Unless you're very ill, then you need real medicine.

Nemeses

The Backwards Man wrote: »

BIG MASSIVE HUG EVERYONE!!!!

I approve of this but alas.

People call me ghey when I try to hug them.

I only want to show the love!

Itwasntme.

I hate hugs. I hug people though because I feel it would be rude to tell them to die a million deaths when they reach out to hug me. I die a million deaths inside.

aaronjumper

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I hate hugs. I hug people though because I feel it would be rude to tell them to die a million deaths when they reach out to hug me. I die a million deaths inside.

What if its a person you find attractive? Do you still die a little inside?

Nemeses

aaronjumper wrote: »

What if its a person you find attractive? Do you still die a little inside?

He probably dies 500Billion times inside.

This could be a dangerous combination for him.


GET HIM THE SHIELD!

LizT

Hugs are lovely. There's a nice hug thread in the Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows forum

aaronjumper

Nemeses wrote: »

He probably dies 500Billion times inside.

This could be a dangerous combination for him.


GET HIM THE SHIELD!

If hes dead inside but gets a hard on is the other person a necrophiliac?

*Thread implodes*

Nemeses

aaronjumper wrote: »

If hes dead inside but gets a hard on is the other person a necrophiliac?

*Thread implodes*

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh!t.

aaronjumper

Nemeses wrote: »

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh!t.

You have earned a hug.

*HUG*

Chucken

Nemeses wrote: »

He probably dies 500Billion times inside.

This could be a dangerous combination for him.


GET HIM THE SHIELD!

He's a she, which makes it more :eek:

thebag89

GREAT SCOTT!!!

Nemeses

Chucken wrote: »

He's a she, which makes it more :eek:

s/he - all the same

They need a hug regardless.

Sandypants

Rather avoid the hugs...esp if there by a creepy relative that smells of must an hugs ya to tight and your diddies get squshed!!

aaronjumper

Sandypants wrote: »

Rather avoid the hugs...esp if there by a creepy relative that smells of must an hugs ya to tight and your diddies get squshed!!

I'm just being friendly