Worst person to have an affair with?

Voltex

Lets say your married. Who would be the worst person you could have an affair with and your most likely to get caught with?
Your mother in law?, sis in law?, wife's BF?, neighbour? Someone else?

Ted_YNWA

obligatory

Your Ma ...

Brussels Sprout

Ask Ryan Giggs

endacl

I decline to offer advice re your plan for hassle free extra-marital nookie.

Zip up your mickey!

MonkstownHoop

A crazy american music journo

Riamfada

Your kids? Like, that would be the worst...which I believe is what you asked?

Defiler Of The Coffin

Tom Selleck

DEFTLEFTHAND

Your wife's daughter, a la Woody Allen. :pac:

Voltex

Riamfada wrote: »

Your kids? Like, that would be the worst...which I believe is what you asked?

That's just rotten!

jester77

The babysitter from next door or your daughters best friend when they are older

Seachmall

Frankie the Squealer.

KeithM89

The same person shes having an affair with.

Banjo String

Your wife.

She's sure to find out.

IM0

Voltex wrote: »

Lets say your married. Who would be the worst person you could have an affair with and your most likely to get caught with?
Your mother in law?, sis in law?, wife's BF?, neighbour? Someone else?

youre looking for a quick option for a divorce arent you

The Backwards Man

A black widow spider.

nocoverart

Victoria Beckham. Making love to a perfume would surely get you caught.

Does it have to be a person? I'd imagine a potato would be pretty bad.

Amerika

Sometime you escape the bullet.

My fiancée had a beautiful younger sister. She had a gorgeous body and always wore sexy clothes. I could never take my eyes off her. One evening I went to my fiancée’s home to see her. She wasn't home, and the only one there was her sister, dressed in a very sexy see through negligee. I could see her soft breasts. I could see her near transparent panties through the negligee. I asked where everyone was? She replied, "Everyone is out and will be gone for a couple of hours. I am here by myself." She then took off the robe to her negligee, and went a few steps up the stairs. "Come up and help me pass the time," she asked. Then she went up to the top of the stairs and took off her negligee, leaving on only her see through panties. I could only stare at her, and what a beautiful site she was. Then she spoke in a very sexy voice, "You can have me! All you have to do is come up these stairs and into my bedroom." Then she disappeared from site. So, I turned around, ran out to my car, and opened the door to get in. As I reached for the glove compartment I glanced back up at the house. There on the porch was the sister fully dressed and standing next to my fiancée, smiling broadly. On the other side of her, my fiancée parents looked on. Everyone grinned at me. Her dad came down and started shaking my hand. My fiancée came running to me, embracing and kissing me. As we all started walking back toward the house, her dad looked at me and said, "Welcome to the family young man, you have passed the test. Any man who could turn down my younger daughter, especially dressed the way she was, must really love her."

(The moral of the story: "Always keep your condoms in the cars glove compartment.")

ToddyDoody

Your wife's gay friend or a friend of the daughter's (if they're in their 20s)

SeaFields

Voltex wrote: »

wife's BF?, ?

An affair with the wifes boyfriend? now that's a fcuked up relationship.

crockholm

SeaFields wrote: »

An affair with the wifes boyfriend? now that's a fcuked up relationship.

Have recently been privy to salacious gossip about a married woman (late 20s) finding her father in flagrante with her husband,rural Ireland meets Eastenders;)

Maire2009

Twink!

hedgehog2

Twink

mud

Maire2009 wrote: »

Twinkle!

hedgehog2 wrote: »

Twinkle

Little star ♪

Ruski

Anyone.

SlickRic

Amerika wrote: »

Sometime you escape the bullet.

My fiancée had a beautiful younger sister. She had a gorgeous body and always wore sexy clothes. I could never take my eyes off her. One evening I went to my fiancée’s home to see her. She wasn't home, and the only one there was her sister, dressed in a very sexy see through negligee. I could see her soft breasts. I could see her near transparent panties through the negligee. I asked where everyone was? She replied, "Everyone is out and will be gone for a couple of hours. I am here by myself." She then took off the robe to her negligee, and went a few steps up the stairs. "Come up and help me pass the time," she asked. Then she went up to the top of the stairs and took off her negligee, leaving on only her see through panties. I could only stare at her, and what a beautiful site she was. Then she spoke in a very sexy voice, "You can have me! All you have to do is come up these stairs and into my bedroom." Then she disappeared from site. So, I turned around, ran out to my car, and opened the door to get in. As I reached for the glove compartment I glanced back up at the house. There on the porch was the sister fully dressed and standing next to my fiancée, smiling broadly. On the other side of her, my fiancée parents looked on. Everyone grinned at me. Her dad came down and started shaking my hand. My fiancée came running to me, embracing and kissing me. As we all started walking back toward the house, her dad looked at me and said, "Welcome to the family young man, you have passed the test. Any man who could turn down my younger daughter, especially dressed the way she was, must really love her."

(The moral of the story: "Always keep your condoms in the cars glove compartment.")

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIxQsiwdy4A

Sky King

Taylor Swift because she would write a song about it and then yer old lady would hear it on the radio.

Derpington95

Your Wife's father?

Juniorhurler

Make sure the other parry is married too. They need to have something to keep them quiet too.

spank_inferno

Juniorhurler wrote: »

Make sure the other parry is married too. They need to have something to keep them quiet too.

Exactly.

The worst person to have an affair with is someone who has less to lose than you.

danger mouse

Voltex wrote: »

Lets say your married. Who would be the worst person you could have an affair with and your most likely to get caught with?
Your mother in law?, sis in law?, wife's BF?, neighbour? Someone else?

Anyone

tony 2 tone

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Your wife's daughter, a la Woody Allen. :pac:

You mean the Adopted daughter, at least get it right FFS :rolleyes:
And Allen and Farrow were never married, and Soon-yi was never adopted by Allen.

1shot16

Your pet :P

Wacker The Attacker

Amerika wrote: »

Sometime you escape the bullet.

My fiancée had a beautiful younger sister. She had a gorgeous body and always wore sexy clothes. I could never take my eyes off her. One evening I went to my fiancée’s home to see her. She wasn't home, and the only one there was her sister, dressed in a very sexy see through negligee. I could see her soft breasts. I could see her near transparent panties through the negligee. I asked where everyone was? She replied, "Everyone is out and will be gone for a couple of hours. I am here by myself." She then took off the robe to her negligee, and went a few steps up the stairs. "Come up and help me pass the time," she asked. Then she went up to the top of the stairs and took off her negligee, leaving on only her see through panties. I could only stare at her, and what a beautiful site she was. Then she spoke in a very sexy voice, "You can have me! All you have to do is come up these stairs and into my bedroom." Then she disappeared from site. So, I turned around, ran out to my car, and opened the door to get in. As I reached for the glove compartment I glanced back up at the house. There on the porch was the sister fully dressed and standing next to my fiancée, smiling broadly. On the other side of her, my fiancée parents looked on. Everyone grinned at me. Her dad came down and started shaking my hand. My fiancée came running to me, embracing and kissing me. As we all started walking back toward the house, her dad looked at me and said, "Welcome to the family young man, you have passed the test. Any man who could turn down my younger daughter, especially dressed the way she was, must really love her."

(The moral of the story: "Always keep your condoms in the cars glove compartment.")

I read this as transplant panties

Monica Lewinksy

dcmm

Gain never worth the pain.....

danger mouse

danger mouse wrote: »

Anyone

This is bad advice. You only live one, and life is much funner playing STD Roulette.

DEFTLEFTHAND

tony 2 tone wrote: »

You mean the Adopted daughter, at least get it right FFS :rolleyes:
And Allen and Farrow were never married, and Soon-yi was never adopted by Allen.

Maybe you need to go and listen to Frank Garrett.

irish son

Deleted User wrote: »

Does it have to be a person? I'd imagine a potato would be pretty bad.

Your buying the wrong kind of potatoes my friend.

Reindeer

Well, ya can't poop where ya eat.

Badly Drunk Boy

mud wrote: »

Little star ♪

__________________
"So it goes"

Kurt Vonnegut

"Tsvent-kiul, tsvent-kiul, lett-pool store."

Menas

A WAG. It would be all over the press before you had you first fart in her bed.

Two Tone from Limehouse

crockholm wrote: »

Have recently been privy to salacious gossip about a married woman (late 20s) finding her father in flagrante with her husband,rural Ireland meets Eastenders;)

Watch it, I'm from the east end

risteardb

Family Pet

CardBordWindow

Your own sister would surely be one of the worst. :eek:

Red Pepper

Dead people.

bazza1

Any member of the Oireachtas....you would be found out and taxed!

old_nick

a guards wife