Labour councillor's illicit romps with pedo sex alien

squod

I'm as shocked as you are. His missus is bleedin' furious.

“My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong.”

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/labour-councillor-claims-had-first-1964321

Simon has said that has relations with an alien referred to as the Cat Queen four times a year.

Simon says, pull the other one........


So AH. Do you think he should be forced to quit his day job as a politician or (as I believe) we should keep him to act as some kind of ambassador to these sex crazed space aliens?

Anyone reckon there's more of these politicians who had sexual encounters of the weird kind? Anyone think their local TD could have been done in the bum by the man in the moon? Any Senators that maybe sleeping with the E.T.?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzvCYderVH0

Yamanoto

Always dudes with comb-overs.

Always.

Hande hoche!

I blame the Lib Dems.

I am pie

That is marvellous. Thank you for that little gem !

Mr. Nice

OP, you should be writing headlines for a tabloid. If I were pressed for an 8 word synopsis I wouldn't have chosen that thread title.

I'm normally very sceptical but this guy seems reasoned and logical. Also, his body language is guarded but he seems to believe what he's saying. Very interesting.

Ihatecuddles-old

Yamanoto wrote: »

Always dudes with comb-overs.

Always.

I'll keep an eye on my dad so...

I am pie

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I'll keep an eye on my dad so...

You might think he's your Dad...but in reality he is King Zako, Lord of the 9ft Lizards.

Ihatecuddles-old

I am pie wrote: »

You might think he's your Dad...but in reality he is King Zako, Lord of the 9ft Lizards.

Does that mean I'm a princess??

crockholm

I don't think I've ever read the verb "romp" outside of a tabloid, unless I was describing the evenings plans-"not tonight Josephine, a one-in-a-bed-romp shall suffice"

Ace Attorney

They have him and we have Luke Ming flanagan

AngeGal

Mr. Nice wrote: »

OP, you should be writing headlines for a tabloid. If I were pressed for an 8 word synopsis I wouldn't have chosen that thread title.

I'm normally very sceptical but this guy seems reasoned and logical. Also, his body language is guarded but he seems to believe what he's saying. Very interesting.

If you think this is interesting (which I'm taking to mean that you're unwilling to dismiss this out of hand) then you aren't very sceptical.

Edit - You're obviously being sarcastic, never mind.

Legs.Eleven

You win Boards.

tayto lover

I met a few of them yokes when I was coming home from the pub one night.
Ended up at a party with them.

King George VI

He is quoted as saying: “It’s a personal matter and it doesn’t affect my work. I’m more interested in fixing someone’s leaking roof or potholes. People don’t want me to talk about aliens."

Yes we bloody do.

Nemeses

Lol, Really... Where's this proof that he was done up the bum with a "green bean pole" like thing..


Ah I can't take this seriously. This is youtube gold!

Phill Ewinn

I believe him. I believe.....

Mr. Nice

Nemeses wrote: »

Lol, Really... Where's this proof that he was done up the bum with a "green bean pole" like thing..


Ah I can't take this seriously. This is youtube gold!

Did you watch the interview?
Or is the "done up the bum" thing Freudian? There are more conventional ways for a man to have sex, my first suggestion is that he be the giver rather than the receiver.
But shur, whatever floats your boat I guess...

Nemeses

Mr. Nice wrote: »

Did you watch the interview?
Or is the "done up the bum" thing Freudian? There are more conventional ways for a man to have sex, my first suggestion is that he be the giver rather than the receiver.

Call it a figure of speech to fit the mood.

But shur, whatever floats your boat I guess...

Do not judge, and you will not be judged