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Toilet snake bites man on the penis

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  • #2
    thirteentwenty
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12 ✭thirteentwenty


    That's what happened in snakes on a plane too.


  • #3
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    might be the most terrifying concept of all time.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Great. Yet another fear to add to the list. Gee, thanks, OP!


  • #5
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Would make a good advert for drinking Guinness , 6 pints a day keeps the snakes away


  • #6
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Why is AH like a news dump lately?
    People just start a thread, leave one sentence and a link and that's it.


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  • #7
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    So the snake swam through a sewer, up a soil pipe and into the toilet bowl just to nip a nob's knob? Don't believe it for a second.


  • #8
    ian87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,038 ✭✭✭ian87


    Did he shake the snake?


  • #9
    Demonique
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,867 ✭✭✭Demonique


    Mr Benevolent wrote: »
    So the snake swam through a sewer, up a soil pipe and into the toilet bowl just to nip a nob's knob? Don't believe it for a second.

    Snakes have been known to appear from toilet bowls though, it's happened in England where a pet boa escaped down the toilet and popped up in another flat in the same building

    Alice Cooper let his boa in the bath in a Las Vegas hotel only for it to disappear down the loo and reappear a couple of weeks later in another singer's bathroom (Alice said he didn't have the nerve to ask whether or not the guy was on the toilet at the time)


  • #10
    R P McMurphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭R P McMurphy


    El Guapo! wrote: »
    Why is AH like a news dump lately?
    People just start a thread, leave one sentence and a link and that's it.

    In fairness is just a news piece. If the op was to give an opinion I imagine would just be along the lines of ... I am against people being bitten on the penis by snakes. One case is too many etc


  • #11
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    Great now I have to check the toilet for bombs and snakes before I use it.


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  • #12
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Thanks st patrick


  • #13
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Jester252 wrote: »
    Great now I have to check the toilet for bombs and snakes before I use it.

    Ya may wanna avoid watching arachnophobia then.


  • #14
    akura
    Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭akura


    He was trying to mate with the trouser snake


  • #15
    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,578 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    Wonder was there much swelling? I could do with a thing like that


  • #16
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    monkeysnapper wrote: »
    Wonder was there much swelling? I could do with a thing like that

    It must have swelled up alarmingly afterwards.

    Hopefully he's not single.


  • #17
    gallag
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    Depending on my state of arousal the snake would have cowered in fear or not considered it worth his time.


  • #18
    armchaircoach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭armchaircoach


    Demonique wrote: »
    Guy was on the throne and a snake popped out and bit him on the dick

    http://www.redflagnews.com/headlines/aaaagggghhhh-snake-pops-out-of-toilet-and-bites-mans-penis-watch

    Why was he wearing a penis watch? Is this some sort of new trend!!


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