Bird mess

Washed my black car yesterday, went out on 3 occassions yesterday evening and was covered in crap, then also this morning..

What a pain.

Any ideas on how to prevent this? was thinking of a car cover but then this woud intrigue the knackers, and may cause them to approach the car !!

Or I might just cover the bonnet with a tarpaulin and then get a small cover for back... it has a softtop so this does not get crap !!

Any other ideas?

.red.

Stop parking under a tree or lamp post?

Im not, im parking between 2 houses, my parking space. The only other option is to park out on the street, which I would assume would have the same affect - houses and lamposts and some trees there aswell....

robbie99

Is there a bird nest on one of the houses? The parking spot could be directly underneath the flight path. I experienced this once when visiting a relative. I was parked for no more than half an hour yet still got a record amount of bird poop.

Chippy01

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ii7-q7DWdQ

Seen it...

Theirs loads of birds everywhere (particularly seagulls)...

Think the cover is the only way to go..

Ya think something like this:
http://www.ebay.ie/itm/ELECTRONIC-ULTRASONIC-REPELLER-BIRD-REPELLER-/141014779937?pt=UK_Home_Garden_Garden_Plants_Weed_Pest_Control_CV&hash=item20d522c821#ht_3750wt_1347