rotten apple!!yes you heard me...

shy_boy

Was just eatin an apple...when i bit in to the middle was full of cobweb like stuff.. Apple looks grand on the outside and in date.. ???

kneemos

Got it at the bottom of the barrell did ya?

keelanj69

Will you make it?

Duckworth_Luas

Go to an exorcist immediately! :eek:

humbert

Have an apple tree out back and last year when I was cutting them up to make apple stew. One of them, which looked fine on the outside, contained a nest of earwigs. 10-15 of the little bastards scuttling every which way. Scared the crap out of me. So it could have been worse.

shy_boy

keelanj69 wrote: »

Will you make it?

Im not sure

shy_boy

humbert wrote: »

Have an apple tree out back and last year when I was cutting them up to make apple stew one of them, which looked fine on the outside, contained a nest of earwigs. 10-15 of the little bastards scuttling every which way. Scared the crap out of me. So it could have been worse.

Earwigs?? Think ill throw out the rest the bag... Or better again go back to the place i got them throw em at the manager..

Sky King

Was it fking organic bollocks you were eating?

You need good strong pesticides to kill that sh!t OP>

kneemos

Sky King wrote: »

Was it fking organic bollocks you were eating?

You need good strong pesticides to kill that sh!t OP>

Apples I think.

keelanj69

Sky King wrote: »

Was it fking organic bollocks you were eating?

You need good strong pesticides to kill that sh!t OP>

Organic bolloxi taste more authentic, in my opinion.

PizzamanIRL

shy_boy wrote: »

Earwigs?? Think ill throw out the rest the bag... Or better again go back to the place i got them throw em at the manager..

Nothing got to do with the manager. They don't open up fruit and inspect them.

The heat probably ruined it.

michael999999

We need more details OP if were to get to the core of this issue.

1ZRed

It's fungus that got in there. In date or not, if you've the right conditions for it like heat and humidity it's going to speed up the decomposition process.

SpaceTime

Meh, it won't do you any harm!
Earwigs are a good source of protein!

Mr. CooL ICE

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Nothing got to do with the manager. They don't open up fruit and inspect them.

The heat probably ruined it.

Unless the manager injected the apple with cobwebs.

OP, you could be on to something here. Expose this apple-buggering monster to save the rest of us

kneemos

Sky King wrote: »

Was it fking organic bollocks you were eating?

You need good strong pesticides to kill that sh!t OP>

Cox's apples.

Spook_ie

Q. What's worse than finding a maggot in the apple you're eating?

A. Finding half a maggot!

Renegade Mechanic

Spook_ie wrote: »

Q. What's worse than finding a maggot in the apple you're eating?

A. Finding half a maggot!

I was expecting a far far worse punchline, Spook. Im almost relieved!

kneemos

Spook_ie wrote: »

Q. What's worse than finding a maggot in the apple you're eating?

A. Finding half a maggot!

Or not finding any maggot.

Celly Smunt

keelanj69 wrote: »

Organic bolloxi taste more authentic, in my opinion.

Yeah,i hate those fake apples supermarkets are stocking now.

SpaceTime

In this kind of heat, the temperature inside buildings can be way too warm to store fruit.

In France, we had a second small fridge which we kept on a warmer temperature than the normal fridge to store fruit and stuff like that. So it wouldn't be freezing cold but just wouldn't go off as fast as it would if you left it in the house.

Cheap enough investment - just a bog standard under-counter larder fridge (no freezer bit).

You're only trying to keep the stuff cooler not actually chilled.

Then just keep your meats, dairy etc in a normal fridge.

Probably not worth it though in Ireland given that this kind of weather's unusual.

For organic produce though (without pesticides) it might be worth looking into stuff like that though. Simple way of keeping the bugs down.

If in doubt, slice it the fruit before eating!

shy_boy

michael999999 wrote: »

We need more details OP if were to get to the core of this issue.

Wat other info do you want..i bought a bag of apples.. I eat 2 yesterday and the 1 bad 1 today.. There is 3 left what else do you want to know where i bought them..???

kneemos

shy_boy wrote: »

Wat other info do you want..i bought a bag of apples.. I eat 2 yesterday and the 1 bad 1 today.. There is 3 left what else do you want to know where i bought them..???

French,English,Irish,red,green,pink very little info there really boss.

Sofiztikated

shy_boy wrote: »

Wat other info do you want..i bought a bag of apples.. I eat 2 yesterday and the 1 bad 1 today.. There is 3 left what else do you want to know where i bought them..???

michael999999 wrote: »

We need more details OP if were to get to the core of this issue.

SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

hollster2

This happened to my granny smith one time looked grand on outside until she bit into it.

keelanj69

shy_boy wrote: »

Wat other info do you want..i bought a bag of apples.. I eat 2 yesterday and the 1 bad 1 today.. There is 3 left what else do you want to know where i bought them..???

Well if you wouldn't mind answering just one more question.

If you buy 6 apples, you eat two and one is rotten. How many minutes does it take to get to Dublin from Limerick travelling at 100km/h?

shy_boy

keelanj69 wrote: »

Well if you wouldn't mind answering just one more question.

If you buy 6 apples, you eat two and one is rotten. How many minutes does it take to get to Dublin from Limerick travelling at 100km/h?

Depends what humour YR MAMA is in

makes no sence i know.. but sounds right..

keelanj69

shy_boy wrote: »

Depends what humour YR MAMA is in

makes no sence i know.. but sounds right..

Thats sailed over my head i'm afraid to say.

policarp

shy_boy wrote: »

Wat other info do you want..i bought a bag of apples.. I eat 2 yesterday and the 1 bad 1 today.. There is 3 left what else do you want to know where i bought them..???

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Borderline hypochondriac. IMO. . .

shane9689

i like turtles

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