So my lover's fecker of a son ate 60% of my crisps

YellowFeather

I had to leave the county to get over the sadness.

endacl

YellowFeather wrote: »

I had to leave the county to get over the sadness.

Only 60%?!? Our advice was to finish them and frame his da!

tayto lover

I'm here crying into my packet

antodeco

60% of the time, it works everytime

kneemos

I'm sure The Backwards Man will love to his father described as "my lover"

efb

Cut his giblets off

YellowFeather

kneemos wrote: »

I'm sure The Backwards Man will love to his father described as "my lover"

I don't know if he'd like his father being described as your lover at all at all.

Kill his parents and feed them to him in a delicious chilli.

kneemos

YellowFeather wrote: »

I don't know if he'd like his father being described as your lover at all at all.

What makes him so good as a lover then?

YellowFeather

Dónal wrote: »

Kill his parents and feed them to him in a delicious chilli.

Kill my lover's child's parents?? Jaysus - this is like a modern version of I'm My Own Grandpa.

YellowFeather

kneemos wrote: »

What makes him so good as a lover then?

His hip replacement is double jointed.

Peregrine

Uh oh, he knows that you know!

Over the next couple of days, watch out for arson, armed gunmen and suspicious looking vans

Mickey H

kneemos wrote: »

What makes him so good as a lover then?

YellowFeather wrote: »

His hip replacement is double jointed.

Gas!

Your lover has another fecker?
I'd be mad about that instead

kneemos

Mickey H wrote: »

Gas!

No,hydraulic.

Fr_Dougal

YellowFeather wrote: »

I had to leave the county to get over the sadness.

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apollo8

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

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Someone does'nt get the joke:pac:

Fr_Dougal

apollo8 wrote: »

Someone does'nt get the joke:pac:

bit slow today!

The Backwards Man

Yeah?

Well. . . . .

. . . . if you weren't such a rubbish cook I wouldn't have had to eat your crisps.:mad::mad:

kneemos

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Yeah?

Well. . . . .

. . . . if you weren't such a rubbish cook I wouldn't have had to eat your crisps.:mad::mad:

Tell her...

apollo8

She can read all your posts backwards man,all those deep private thoughts you have shared with us:o

YellowFeather

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Yeah?

Well. . . . .

. . . . if you weren't such a rubbish cook I wouldn't have had to eat your crisps.:mad::mad:

For the last time. The only reason I burned the hot dogs in a can was that you wouldn't stop humping my bloody leg.

The Backwards Man

YellowFeather wrote: »

For the last time. The only reason I burned the hot dogs in a can was that you wouldn't stop humping my bloody leg.

If you put on your glasses now and again you would be able to tell the difference between me and the dog.:mad:



I'm in my underpants in the living room playing Barry Manilow at full blast, and I used the other crisps as firelighters, so na-na-nana-na!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM7SQzq3yHQ

YellowFeather

The Backwards Man wrote: »

If you put on your glasses now and again you would be able to tell the difference between me and the dog.:mad

It's easy to tell the difference. The dog has less hair on its back. :mad:

kneemos

YellowFeather wrote: »

It's easy to tell the difference. The dog has less hair on its back. :mad:

Get a room.

YellowFeather

kneemos wrote: »

Get a room.

For all the hair??

Anyway - You're endearingly lovely. But I bet you hear that all the time.

the purple tin

YellowFeather wrote: »

I had to leave the county to get over the sadness.

Have you not taken the wooden spoon to the little fecker yet?

Defiler Of The Coffin

BORING

apollo8

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

BORING

That's harsh thread just needs some jam is all.

Ruudi_Mentari

thats nothing I ate 40% of my sisters fecker of a lover's waffles, and he stamped on my head

and its not like I put myself in that position either. Still, we ultimately share the same potatoe woes