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Casting Couch.

  • 08-07-2013 7:11pm
    #1
    CastingCouch
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭CastingCouch


    Statistically, 60% of men recognise the picture in my signature.

    Do you?


Comments

  • #2
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Yes. And I'm not even a guy ;)


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Yeah. It's a couch.


  • #4
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    SOFA.

    WE CALL THEM SOFAS!!!!!!

    :mad:


  • #5
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Yeah its the couch where fake pornos are set up.


  • #6
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Yeah its the couch where fake pornos are set up.

    Oh no.

    It's real pornography. Just a fake premise.


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Wasn't the guy that makes the Backroom Casting Couches in trouble a while back? Seemingly he had herpes and yet had sex with dozens of women without protection.


  • #8
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,465 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Sofa schmofa, thats a settee.


  • #9
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    SOFA.

    WE CALL THEM SOFAS!!!!!!

    :mad:

    What part of the states are you from?


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Divan if you wanna be posh about it.


  • #11
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    c_man wrote: »
    What part of the states are you from?

    Sofa, Illinois.


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  • #12
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,618 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    The big chair in our house.


  • #13
    LeBash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭LeBash


    How much would it go for on ebay?


  • #14
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    I have sigs turned off.


  • #15
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,253 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    IIRC technically a couch has either no arms, or arms that don't come up to the height of the back, whereas a sofa has arms the same height as the back. So that looks more like a couch alright.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #16
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    Wibbs wrote: »
    IIRC technically a couch has either no arms, or arms that don't come up to the height of the back, whereas a sofa has arms the same height as the back. So that looks more like a couch alright.

    You're generally a trove of knowledge but I really didn't expect that piece of info from any human being.......


  • #17
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Yeah. It's a couch.

    it's THE couch.


  • #18
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    CastingCouch wrote: »
    Statistically, 60% of men recognise the picture in my signature.

    Do you?

    Statistically 75% of posters make up statistics.
    Do you?


  • #19
    CastingCouch
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭CastingCouch


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Statistically 75% of posters make up statistics.
    Do you?

    There's a 50% chance I did.


  • #20
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,619 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    LeBash wrote: »
    How much would it go for on ebay?

    Might want to give it a bit of a wipe down when you get it.


  • #21
    CastingCouch
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭CastingCouch


    Oh and all of ye are dirty!!!!

    I didn't recognise the couch. ;)


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  • #22
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    SOFA.

    WE CALL THEM SOFAS!!!!!!

    :mad:
    What do you call sofas? Settees?


  • #23
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    WTF are you all talking about?


  • #24
    CastingCouch
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭CastingCouch


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    WTF are you all talking about?

    Would you rather a discussion on which way a mans pisspipe opens? ;)


  • #25
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    So, hang on, that's not a futon?


  • #26
    Julius Bitter Pussycat
    Posts: 13,688 ✭✭✭✭ Julius Bitter Pussycat


    Aye. Cost Plus Sofas, Wexford Retail Park.


  • #27
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Wibbs wrote: »
    IIRC technically a couch has either no arms, or arms that don't come up to the height of the back, whereas a sofa has arms the same height as the back. So that looks more like a couch alright.

    SOFA NERD!!!!!!


  • #28
    Donnielighto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭Donnielighto


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    SOFA NERD!!!!!!

    Couch nerd going by the photo.


  • #29
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    Wibbs wrote: »
    IIRC technically a couch has either no arms, or arms that don't come up to the height of the back, whereas a sofa has arms the same height as the back. So that looks more like a couch alright.

    Which one is more Hiberno-irish so I know who to give out to for using a filthy Americanised term?


  • #30
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    Which one is more Hiberno-irish so I know who to give out to for using a filthy Americanised term?

    One craved from potatoes


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  • #31
    markomuscle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 560 ✭✭✭markomuscle


    yes and now i'm on the site, i prefer bang bus though


  • #32
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    markomuscle wrote: »
    yes and now i'm on the site, i prefer bang bus though

    I prefer fake taxi. They think its a taxi and bang there is a mickey waggling at them.


  • #33
    markomuscle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 560 ✭✭✭markomuscle


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    I prefer fake taxi. They think its a taxi and bang there is a mickey waggling at them.

    that's my night sorted


  • #34
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    We've had this thread before..


  • #35
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Overheal wrote: »
    We've had this thread before..

    I've had that couch before.

    Sofa.

    Whatever.


  • #36
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,253 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Corkfeen wrote: »
    You're generally a trove of knowledge but I really didn't expect that piece of info from any human being.......
    Scarily without recourse to a search engine to boot. Technically a couch is more of a bed type yoke with one arm where you can recline in the Roman fashion while eating slave prepared peeled grapes, sparrows testes and larks tongues. Like a chaise longue on bad blotter acid.
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    So, hang on, that's not a futon?
    Would you ever feck off TD. Futon? I well know your habits, you're figuring "I could scab a bed here tonight. I like me comfort I do". :D
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    One craved from potatoes
    Craved? ORLY? *nods* weirdo.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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  • #37
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,253 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    Which one is more Hiberno-irish so I know who to give out to for using a filthy Americanised term?
    Funny lookin armchair yoke.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #38
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Wibbs wrote: »
    IIRC technically a couch has either no arms, or arms that don't come up to the height of the back, whereas a sofa has arms the same height as the back. So that looks more like a couch alright.

    Don't be sofa king smart.


  • #39
    Krispie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 160 ✭✭Krispie


    Read this out loud to yourself....

    I'm sofa king we Todd did


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