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Would you rather

  • 07-07-2013 12:22am
    #1
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    Have to watch your parents canoodling daily for the remainder of your life, or join in once and never have to see it again.

    *Canoodling may include coitus*


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  • #2
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Thank fcuk this is about sex!

    I couldn't handle seeing my parents canoeing!


  • #3
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Oh dear.


  • #4
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    Have to watch your parents canoodling daily for the remainder of your life, or join in once and never have to see it again.

    *Canoodling may include coitus*

    What have you seen?
    Was it proper traumatising like?


  • #5
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    I choose Kobayashi Maru


  • #6
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION SUAVE
    also


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  • #7
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Would rather marry my sister while my dad does my make-up while wiping my arse because vodafone wants me to buy their crap or something. What was that ad for again?


  • #8
    KDII
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭KDII


    Would you rather eat a tennis ball, or poop a tennis ball?


  • #9
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    KDII wrote: »
    Would you rather eat a tennis ball, or poop a tennis ball?

    Surely the former leads up to the latter?


  • #10
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION SUAVE

    Did you just? You did, didn't you?
    Oh it's on. On like Ariston.


  • #11
    Miguel Rough Headache
    Posts: 13,688 ✭✭✭✭ Miguel Rough Headache


    Sauve wrote: »
    What have you seen?
    Was it proper traumatising like?

    Was it recorded?


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  • #12
    KDII
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭KDII


    No if you ate it it would be in little pieces. The poo option is a fully formed tennis ball.


  • #13
    SparkySpitfire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭SparkySpitfire


    Would you rather drink a pint of sperm or a shot of menstrual blood?


  • #14
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Was it recorded?

    Google
    "Backyard Booty Bitches Bumpin 4"


  • #15
    dd972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    to think that one day in the year 3050 this thread will be dug up out of some digital ether.......:o


  • #16
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    SparkySpitfire wrote: »
    Would you rather drink a pint of sperm or a shot of menstrual blood?

    Aaaaaaaaaaand it's time for me to go to bed.


  • #17
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    KDII wrote: »
    Would you rather eat a tennis ball, or poop a tennis ball?

    Like the whole thing together or can I chew?


  • #18
    KDII
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭KDII


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »
    Like the whole thing together or can I chew?

    You can chew but use only your own saliva as, shall we say, lubricant.


  • #19
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    KDII wrote: »
    You can chew but use only your own saliva as, shall we say, lubricant.

    and where does having sex with your own parents come into this?


  • #20
    WhatNowForUs?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 687 ✭✭✭WhatNowForUs?


    SparkySpitfire wrote: »
    Would you rather drink a pint of sperm or a shot of menstrual blood?

    Shot of menstrual blood please.


  • #21
    KDII
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭KDII


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    and where does having sex with your own parents come into this?

    Seriously, you've never t-balled. Virgin.


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  • #22
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    KDII wrote: »
    Seriously, you've never t-balled. Virgin.

    Love this


  • #23
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Never have the Internet again or never have sex (again)


  • #24
    SparkySpitfire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭SparkySpitfire


    Would you rather orgasm forever for the rest of your life or never orgasm again?


  • #25
    stretchdoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭stretchdoe


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONcAuoj9iYk


  • #26
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    More incest threads!

    Paging Tom Cruise, paging Tom Cruise, come in Tom.


  • #27
    camel jockey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭camel jockey


    Is that you Oedipus? You're supposed to kill your father first.


  • #28
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    SparkySpitfire wrote: »
    Would you rather orgasm forever for the rest of your life or never orgasm again?

    Probably never. Imagine the impracticality of a constant one. Funerals, swimming pool, PT meetings etc


  • #29
    7ofBrian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭7ofBrian


    The Aristocrats!


  • #30
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    Probably never. Imagine the impracticality of a constant one. Funerals, swimming pool, PT meetings etc

    Imagine the fun though!


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  • #31
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    Imagine the fun though!

    Hang on now - is there a constant ejaculation too?


  • #32
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    Hang on now - is there a constant ejaculation too?

    No, it happens periodically I would imagine. I didnt pose that "would you rather". Would you rather have Morgan Freeman's talking voice or Barry White's singing voice?


  • #33
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    Have to watch your parents canoodling daily for the remainder of your life, or join in once and never have to see it again.

    *Canoodling may include coitus*

    I only have to listen; almost nightly and they are not gona force me out for it. I sit, resolute.


  • #34
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    No, it happens periodically I would imagine. I didnt pose that "would you rather". Would you rather have Morgan Freeman's talking voice or Barry White's singing voice?

    I'd rather have Morgan Freeman narrating a musical documentary about my perpetual ejaculation sung by Barry White.


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