Ball-sitting

KingOfFairview

Ever sat on your own balls? A real ball-popper of a thing to do. I did it during a job interview once. Got the job but

time to stop posting op to much info

MagicMarker

But what?

Thrill

http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/1x6699945/business_men_sitting_on_bouncing_balls_eb001022.jpg

dd972

so this is who became the King of Fairview, bring back The Players Lounge, all is forgiven :P

Sir Osis of Liver.

Ladies,ever sat on your fannies?

The Backwards Man

You know the pain you get in your balls when sometimes you hold your nose to stop a sneeze?

Worse than childbirth, that is.

Artful_Badger

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You know the pain you get in your balls when sometimes you hold your nose to stop a sneeze?

Worse than childbirth, that is.

You need to see a doctor.

My name is URL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCHQzk2okoc

discus

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You know the pain you get in your balls when sometimes you hold your nose to stop a sneeze?

Worse than childbirth, that is.

You have an inguinal hernia!!

o1s1n

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You know the pain you get in your balls when sometimes you hold your nose to stop a sneeze?

Worse than childbirth, that is.

No, I really don't

dmc17

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You know the pain you get in your balls when sometimes you hold your nose to stop a sneeze?

Worse than childbirth, that is.

Is that a euphemism?

mattjack

discus wrote: »

You have an inguinal hernia!!

either that or the connection between his brain and mouth and brain and arse is mixed up.

kneemos

Not possible to sit on you're balls unless you're incredibly fat,is it?

MadsL

dmc17 wrote: »

Is that a euphemism?

Only if he isn't circumcised...

Sir Osis of Liver.

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You know the pain you get in your balls when sometimes you hold your nose to stop a sneeze?

Worse than childbirth, that is.

That and a kick in the tiddent.

(tiddent your arse,tiddent your balls)

Mr. CooL ICE

No, but once playing keeper during indoor football, I made a dive to save a rebound and landed on my balls. Nobody really understood why it took me so long to get up

KingOfFairview

LordChessington wrote: »

No, but once playing keeper during indoor football, I made a dive to save a rebound and landed on my balls. Nobody really understood why it took me so long to get up

oooooo, thas naysty

bodice ripper

Nope. I have sat on someone else's though. He wasn't complaining

PizzamanIRL

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You know the pain you get in your balls when sometimes you hold your nose to stop a sneeze?

Worse than childbirth, that is.

This is one of those moments when you think what's happening to you is normal and happens to everyone...but it's not.

Conmaicne Mara

MagicMarker wrote: »

But what?

That's where his balls ended up :eek:

Pj!

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Ladies,ever sat on your fannies?

Those Americans are always at it.

moc moc a moc

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Ladies,ever sat on your fannies?

I hear American girls always sit on their fannies.

Crooked Jack

Iv never sat on them but i did manage to somehow give my scrotum an almighty nip by getting the edge of it caught under the toilet seat as i sat down once. you have never heard a scream like it

vibe666

my dad is paralyzed from the belly button down after falling through a roof and one of the first things they taught him in rehab was that you have to physically check your balls to make sure you aren't sitting on them when you get in and out of your wheelchair because you have zero feeling, you could be sitting on them for hours and not have a clue. :eek:

one of the guys in hospital with him nearly lost a nut because he spent several hours with one under his leg without realising.

The Backwards Man

Artful_Badger wrote: »

You need to see a doctor.

discus wrote: »

You have an inguinal hernia!!

o1s1n wrote: »

No, I really don't

dmc17 wrote: »

Is that a euphemism?

mattjack wrote: »

either that or the connection between his brain and mouth and brain and arse is mixed up.

MadsL wrote: »

Only if he isn't circumcised...

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

That and a kick in the tiddent.

(tiddent your arse,tiddent your balls)

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

This is one of those moments when you think what's happening to you is normal and happens to everyone...but it's not.

I'm perfectly normal lads, no need to worry, it's been happening to me thirty five years and I'm still OK.

Maybe I'm explaining it wrong, it's when you're sitting down and you hold back a sneeze and all that energy has to go somewhere. So it's kinda like you're a rocket taking off and your balls take the backlash for a second or two. Painful, and weirdly exhilarating at the same time.

mattjack

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm perfectly normal lads, no need to worry, it's been happening to me thirty five years and I'm still OK.

Maybe I'm explaining it wrong, it's when you're sitting down and you hold back a sneeze and all that energy has to go somewhere. So it's kinda like you're a rocket taking off and your balls take the backlash for a second or two. Painful, and weirdly exhilarating at the same time.

Is it possible your ballbag is on backwards ... you being "The Backwards Man" and all that ?

I dont have a pair, but id imagine it would be fun, having the odd aul bounce. Like having your own built in Space Hopper.

kowloon

Know of someone who sat down and twisted one badly. He was in agony and was taken to hospital. Torsion is serious business, he was told he was lucky he didn't lose it.

kneemos

Totally beyond me how you can sit on you're testicals,but anyway,carry on.

Sciprio

A fair few times and i'm sure there's many more to come. Which i ain't looking forward to.

kneemos

kneemos wrote: »

Totally beyond me how you can sit on you're testicals,but anyway,carry on.

they must be huge.
:eek:

herisson

I am so happy i dont have balls. Sitting on them sound so painful.