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Amusing names for bad companies

  • 02-07-2013 4:30pm
    #1
    Gotham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 406 ✭✭


    I saw a thread with using one of these terms, I have a few.
    (Not all the companies are bad, just most of them)

    Halfrauds.
    Eirc*ck / Eirscum.
    Vodachode.
    W*nk of Ireland. (Banks are too easy)
    Nintendont.
    Microshaft Wangblows. (link)
    Fӕcebook


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  • #2
    daddyorchips
    Closed Accounts Posts: 288 ✭✭daddyorchips


    Gotham wrote: »
    I saw a thread with using one of these terms, I have a few.
    (Not all the companies are bad, just most of them)

    Halfrauds.
    Eirc*ck / Eirscum.
    Vodachode.
    W*nk of Ireland. (Banks are too easy)
    Nintendont.
    Microshaft Wangblows. (link)
    Fӕcebook

    crapple


  • #3
    Gotham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 406 ✭✭Gotham


    Some videogame related ones.

    Skyrimjob.
    Dragon's Dogsh*t
    Juice Sex
    TORtanic


  • #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Have I accidentally clicked into the High Infants forum by mistake?


  • #5
    EDDIE WATERS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 853 ✭✭✭EDDIE WATERS


    Knobs and Knockers in Nassau Street


  • #6
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Eddie Rob-your-pockets.

    Hilarious......


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  • #7
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,969 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Schindler's Lifts.

    /end thread


  • #8
    daddyorchips
    Closed Accounts Posts: 288 ✭✭daddyorchips


    Scylla wrote: »
    Eddie Rob-your-pockets.

    Hilarious......

    lostyourpost office


  • #9
    Skid X
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    There are few things less imaginative than making up childish names for companies with which you have a grievance,


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    If you can't beat them join them I suppose. . . .

    Arsenotts.


  • #11
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    Mc funalds!*

    *i may not be doing this right


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  • #12
    Love2love
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭Love2love


    Scylla wrote: »
    Eddie Rob-your-pockets.

    Hilarious......

    Known as Empty pockets 'round here 😄


  • #13
    Gotham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 406 ✭✭Gotham


    Skid X wrote: »
    There are few things less imaginative than making up childish names for companies with which you have a grievance,

    I beg to differ, it's quite the creative exercise. I don't have a grievance with all of these companies, but I do find the names amusing. Don't deny your inner immaturity.

    Here's another video game one:
    Ubishaft.


  • #14
    wobzilla1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭wobzilla1


    Playstation Notwork


  • #15
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    I remember when I was with Three Broadband, I tried to make a fun wordplay on their name and came up with...

    USELESS ****ING C**TS


  • #16
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    There's a van going around Galway with A.S.L. on it.

    Don't know what they do, but i always think of age, sex, location from the old chatrooms.


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Scuttermacs :)


  • #18
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Eircon.


  • #19
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    I remember working for AOL and some of us use to see how far we would get with answering the phone as follows

    Thanks for calling A O HELL Broadband support.....

    Had a good laugh.


  • #20
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Boreds


  • #21
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Why think of funny ones when actual business names are funny!

    Analtech

    http://www.ichromatography.com/


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