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**** you daylight

  • 23-06-2013 3:32am
    #1
    IM0
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    and your ****in ray of darkness killing minion monkeys :mad:


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  • #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    If you sleep with a pair of underpants on your head you avoid this problem.


  • #3
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    bah you and your sense


  • #4
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    **** you birds singing outside my bedroom window keeping me awake :mad:


  • #5
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Festy wrote: »
    **** you birds singing outside my bedroom window keeping me awake :mad:

    evil cunts :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    If only I had a flame thrower for them :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


  • #6
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Ku Ku Ku Ku Ku

    Ku Ku Ku Ku Ku

    Ku Ku Ku Ku Ku
    Ku

    They wreak my head at 5AM every morning without fail. No wonder i'm going a bit Ku Ku.


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    IM0 wrote: »
    evil cunts :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    If only I had a flame thrower for them :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

    Poor wee Birdies. :( They are only singing to welcome you to a wonderful new morning. And you curse them out of it. Luckily they can't read so they won't take any heed of you. :)


  • #8
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    zenno wrote: »
    Ku Ku Ku Ku Ku

    Ku Ku Ku Ku Ku

    Ku Ku Ku Ku Ku
    Ku

    They wreak my head at 5AM every morning without fail. No wonder i'm going a bit Ku Ku.

    its 3 30 am now in summer :(


    :mad::mad::mad:


  • #9
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Poor wee Birdies. :( They are only singing to welcome you to a wonderful new morning. And you curse them out of it. Luckily they can't read so they won't take any heed of you. :)

    lovely. but it would be nice if they waited till the you know... morning, instead of stupid o clock in the morning 9am something like that



    bastards!


  • #10
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Poor wee Birdies. :( They are only singing to welcome you to a wonderful new morning. And you curse them out of it. Luckily they can't read so they won't take any heed of you. :)

    Strangely enough i love the sound of birds tweeting, i have a couple of birds nests in the garden and they always come back in the summer, thats nice, but the wood pigeons Ku Kuing wreaks my head.

    Man if they done that at 3:30AM every morning i'd have to invent something to get rid of them humanly.


  • #11
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    aha! its cats I need, theyll eat the bastards!!! :)


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  • #12
    concur4u?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    o rielly scum


  • #13
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    IM0 wrote: »
    aha! its cats I need, theyll eat the bastards!!! :)

    I don't think that will work for you unfortunately because the cats are all lazy these days from people feeding them too much and they are so fat they can barely make it up to the roof of most single-story houses. An automated drone might work with a 24 hour battery pack hovering above the house and when it's cameras see one landing on the roof it will squirt water at it to make it fly away.

    Yes, very over the top but not impossible. :D or it could be a Ku Ku idea.


  • #14
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    concur4u? wrote: »
    o rielly scum

    does he have cats? tell him Ineed some


  • #15
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    zenno wrote: »
    I don't think that will work for you unfortunately because the cats are all lazy these days from people feeding them too much and they are so fat they can barely make it up to the roof of most single-story houses. An automated drone might work with a 24 hour battery pack hovering above the house and when it's cameras see one landing on the roof it will squirt water at it to make it fly away.

    Yes, very over the top but not impossible. :D

    nah granted there are heaps of fat cats around, Ive noticed some fine felines in there too some born little killers :)


  • #16
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    concur4u? wrote: »
    o rielly scum

    Who the hell is O Rielly ? :confused:


  • #17
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Festy wrote: »
    Who the hell is O Rielly ? :confused:

    he has cats shhhhhhh keep up this could work out well


  • #18
    concur4u?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    IM0 wrote: »
    does he have cats? tell him Ineed some

    you yous the word he


  • #19
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    concur4u? wrote: »
    you yous the word he

    id o, iz it a she?


  • #20
    concur4u?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    IM0 wrote: »
    he has cats shhhhhhh keep up this could work out well

    see you ss in a court of law


  • #21
    apollo8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭apollo8


    The noise of this thread woke me up...................keep it down in here will yeah!


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  • #22
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RvaicuDCW0


  • #23
    Turpentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Turpentine


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    If you sleep with a pair of underpants on your head you avoid this problem.

    If you use tin-foil underpants you can stop the aliens stealing your dreams. Two birds one stone.


  • #24
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    concur4u? wrote: »
    see you ss in a court of law

    bring it. my lawyor will tear you a new arsehole. and Ill end up with your house AND her cats :)


  • #25
    concur4u?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    Turpentine wrote: »
    If you use tin-foil underpants you can stop the aliens stealing your dreams. Two birds one stone.

    ah you know who i am now


  • #26
    Turpentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Turpentine


    concur4u? wrote: »
    ah you know who i am now

    Fortunately not. No offence.


  • #27
    concur4u?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    IM0 wrote: »
    bring it. my lawyor will tear you a new arsehole. and Ill end up with your house AND her cats :)

    illl have your pension


  • #28
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwJr9Rniofc


  • #29
    concur4u?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    Cathal Cloch wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwJr9Rniofc

    i stand on my own


  • #30
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    concur4u? wrote: »
    i stand on my own

    two birds?


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  • #31
    concur4u?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    IM0 wrote: »
    two birds?

    have you the stone?


  • #32
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    concur4u? wrote: »
    have you the stone?

    its in the garden so the birds have it, the little whooers :mad:


  • #33
    concur4u?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭concur4u?


    IM0 wrote: »
    its in the garden so the birds have it, the little whooers :mad:

    i willl


  • #34
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    concur4u? wrote: »
    i willl


    me jane. babies?


  • #35
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Man, PMS is a bitch. Isn't it IMO?


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