First world problems

Thom Merrilin

The comments in screaming kids in supermarkets thread gave me this idea, my dad occasionally borrows my car and the next time I get into it I have to adjust the electric mirrors back to the way I like them - as he adjusts them to a suitable angle for his height and driving position, which conflicts with mine. It's very annoying indeed. Anyone else have serious problems, first world problems?

quickbeam

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056858369

M442

My gold shoes are too tight and my diamond ring is too heavy

FreshKnickers

I left my toast under the grill for too long and it got burned.

Thom Merrilin

Thanks didn't know about that one I'm new here. Another first world problem eh. Close the thread please moderators!

It rained when I had the hood down in my mustang last week

themadchef

The bed is currently too far away from the couch.

I could call Dad to carry me. Ahhh i miss being 6.

(Passing out and peeing yourself is only acceptable under and over a certain age )

Archeron

I am really sick of beating the staff for not properly dusting my faberge egg collection. Diamond accents need a swish motion. Is that so hard to understand?

Chucken

Thom Merrilin wrote: »

Thanks didn't know about that one I'm new here. Another first world problem eh. Close the thread please moderators!

You have to post in bold to close your thread

superb choice of username

First world problems - my job is full time and pays 16k I need to see a doctor but cant afford it. Been putting it off for nearly a year cause of the €60 euro fee. I've tried to sign up to the free medical care but no doctors accepting, other than one which will only see you m-f 9-5 (can't afford the time off work). Have an old banger of a car to try get some mileage from work. Some prick scratched "hi" into the bonnet which I noticed today. After one years work, the only thing I have to show after rent etc is a slightly increased overdraft. Fml.

Banjo String

Deleted User wrote: »

It rained when I had the hood down in my mustang last week

It rained when I had the hood up in my good hoodie today.

ruined the Nike swoosh so it did

The Backwards Man

I can't pick where to go on holidays in September.:(

superb choice of username

And then to top everything off, turns out other posters posted something funny and I put my life out there on the line, where it dried of and shrunk into a big fail

Chucken

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I can't pick where to go on holidays in September.:(

Oh? Greece! No contest.

Thom Merrilin

superb choice of username wrote: »

First world problems - my job is full time and pays 16k

If you're doing 39 or 40 hours a week that's illegal then no?

8.65 * 40 * 52 = €17,992

downonthefarm

i have liver disease at 33 from partying in the 90's/00's

The Backwards Man

Chucken wrote: »

Oh? Greece! No contest.

I want to go somewhere not too hot, not too cold, that's not too far away but far enough away to have IFE on the flight (only chance I ever get to see movies), where the people can speak (fairly good) English but isn't full of English people, where I can do plenty of walking but everything is in close proximity, where the drink is cheap and the food is good, and where the hotel rooms are bigger than a average house.

Username99

When I run out of toilet paper I have to wipe my ass with 50's

superb choice of username

Thom Merrilin wrote: »

If you're doing 39 or 40 hours a week that's illegal then no?

8.65 * 40 * 52 = €17,992

Ack, they pay my 'membership fees' and 'exam fees' so that's how they get away with it. Doesn't make it any easier when you have to pay rent and buy suits and junk! [junk as in other work stuff, not junk junk].

Chucken

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I want to go somewhere not too hot, not too cold, that's not too far away but far enough away to have IFE on the flight (only chance I ever get to see movies), where the people can speak (fairly good) English but isn't full of English people, where I can do plenty of walking but everything is in close proximity, where the drink is cheap and the food is good, and where the hotel rooms are bigger than a average house.

Cant pick your hotel for you* but Poland is where you need to go so!
(Gdansk or Crakow)



* Well I could but I cant be bothered :pac:

** I dont know what IFE is

darlett

I opened a thread which turned out to be somewhat similar to another thread which I hadn't yet read. Imagine how I felt. I don't have enough time to be opening threads which are somewhat similar to other threads which I haven't read yet. :mad:

I could literally explode. Not literally.

Wacker The Attacker

Chips or chicken balls with my curry?

gallag

My diamond encrusted butt plug is a real pain in the ass :-(

Sergeant

They always store Irish farmhouse cheeses in chiller cabinets in Supermarkets that are way too cold. Ruins the flavour. Have to make the trip into town to buy them in Sheridans instead.

The Backwards Man

Chucken wrote: »

Cant pick your hotel for you* but Poland is where you need to go so!
(Gdansk or Crakow)



* Well I could but I cant be bothered :pac:

** I dont know what IFE is

In Flight Entertainment. Until Ryanair start showing films Poland is out.:(

Chucken

The Backwards Man wrote: »

In Flight Entertainment. Until Ryanair start showing films Poland is out.:(

Bring a book and go for a snooze. Its only a couple of hours.

Watch the telly when you get to your huge hotel room!

derfderf

There's too much porn on the internet to make a decision

Too Tough To Die

"Flooding the front page with pointless threads"... Fu/ck off!

Ilik Urgee

Ithinkmyspacebarisbroken:(

darlett

Ilik Urgee wrote: »

Ithinkmyspacebarisbroken:(

Ctrl C This >>>>" "

Then Ctrl V.

Enjoy. The first one is free.

apollo8

My UPC has been disconnected and i have to make do with 200 channels on freesat and 8 on saoirview....................such a hardship!

miss flutter ups

Thom Merrilin wrote: »

If you're doing 39 or 40 hours a week that's illegal then no?

8.65 * 40 * 52 = €17,992

I always thought I worked 40 hours but when U take away an hours lunch its 35