Settled people have moved in next door.

bgrizzley

The For Sale sign next door was pulled down today. Imagine my anger when i saw the moving van pulling up with couches and beds and the likes. what next, lawnmowers and decking?

I think they have a feckin cat as well...

PingO_O

Aha I see what you did there

lkionm

And bins, dont forget the bins.


Copper wire is a good price at the moment though

Banjo String

bgrizzley wrote: »

The For Sale sign next door was pulled down today. Imagine my anger when i saw the moving van pulling up with couches and beds and the likes. what next, lawnmowers and decking?

I think they have a feckin cat as well...

I walked into the timber section of Woodies yesterday and the manager asked me if I wanted decking.

I hit him with a hay maker first.

Cheeky fcuker.

Radharc na Sleibhte

Hill. Airy. Us.

kraggy

Ask Dom Joly about a carcation. You sound like you need a holiday.

SimonLynch

bgrizzley wrote: »

The For Sale sign next door was pulled down today. Imagine my anger when i saw the moving van pulling up with couches and beds and the likes. what next, lawnmowers and decking?

I think they have a feckin cat as well...

Are they foreign? Might be Egyptian, they worship cats them folk.

PingO_O

SamHall wrote: »

I walked into the timber section of Woodies yesterday and the manager asked me if I wanted decking.

I hit him with a hay maker first.

Cheeky fcuker.

Do you like bread? Cos ill give you a loaf for that terrible joke :cool:

FearDark

This thread is so clever.

Boombastic

Their cat will probably sh1t all over your garden

Jijsaw

FearDark wrote: »

This thread is so clever.

And original

FearDark

Jijsaw wrote: »

And original

I'm just happy travellers are finally getting the recognition they deserve in AH, what are we at now, 5, 6 traveller threads today?

And they say AH is gone to shit.

Conmaicne Mara

Throw your ould washing machine and rubbish on their lawn, they'll be gone in no time.

PingO_O

bgrizzley wrote: »

The For Sale sign next door was pulled down today. Imagine my anger when i saw the moving van pulling up with couches and beds and the likes. what next, lawnmowers and decking?

I think they have a feckin cat as well...

Wait a minute, if settled people have moved in next door, doesn't that make you a settled person? I'm cleverer than this thread

RayM

bgrizzley wrote: »

The For Sale sign next door was pulled down today. Imagine my anger when i saw the moving van pulling up with couches and beds and the likes. what next, lawnmowers and decking?

I think they have a feckin cat as well...

I'm sorry for your troubles. Remember that most crimes in this country are carried out by settled people, so make sure you keep your doors locked.

bgrizzley

PingO_O wrote: »

Wait a minute, if settled people have moved in next door, doesn't that make you a settled person? I'm cleverer than this thread

did i say i wasnt? Not so clever now Mr Ping.

TheUsual

I predict residents associations and garden centres will follow.

It's a dark route, run while you still have the chance.

The Backwards Man

Live and let live OP. Go round with a pot of rhubarb jam and introduce yourself.

1shot16

RayM wrote: »

I'm sorry for your troubles. Remember that most crimes in this country are carried out by settled people, so make sure you keep your doors locked.

And ur shoes tied to your feet :P

bgrizzley

TheUsual wrote: »

I predict residents associations and garden centres will follow.

It's a dark route, run while you still have the chance.

They just pulled up in a Nissan Juke, had the cheek to wave at me on the way in too...

demanufactured

Ya dirty ****e ya mickey....ya dirty ****e ya ..




Were not callin no names lads.

stmol32

You'd want to watch your back witht hem settled people, you could end up murdered.

And before the PC brigade wade in with their thread fasciscm I'm not saying all settled people are murderers just most of them

http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/clare-woman-died-from-manual-strangulation-pathologist-tells-court-597773.html
http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/man-loses-appeal-against-jail-sentence-in-rebecca-french-case-597769.html
http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/journalists-death-senseless-and-unnecessary-597765.html
http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/pair-plead-not-guilty-to-daniel-mcanespie-murder-597721.html

PingO_O

bgrizzley wrote: »

did i say i wasnt? Not so clever now Mr Ping.

Well are you?

Dr_Brian_Cocks

This is racist to all the settled people around here.

RayM

Have you considered burning them out of the place? I've found it's the only language these so-called "people" understand. Don't do this if you live in a semi-detached house though (I learned that one the hard way ).

PingO_O

RayM wrote: »

Have you considered burning them out of the place? I've found it's the only language these so-called "people" understand. Don't do this if you live in a semi-detached house though (I learned that one the hard way ).

The language of fire. Straight to the point. I like it.

kowloon

Now it's time to play the waiting game, should they say hello first, or you?

NuckingFacker

Keep em sweet - you might be able to make a few bob off them tarmaccing their drive, removing their old cars etc etc. They're not all as bad as people make out.

Seedy Arling

Regale them with stories about the one time you got served in McDonalds and had a coke shake and a leg of fish.

Dr_Brian_Cocks

Are they on the dole and do they prefer jam or marmalade?

josip

Go in and ask them if they've seen your dog/goat/chicken. That'll give you a chance to scope out any interesting things they might have.

Ted_YNWA

bgrizzley wrote: »

The For Sale sign next door was pulled down today. Imagine my anger when i saw the moving van pulling up with couches and beds and the likes. what next, lawnmowers and decking?

I think they have a feckin cat as well...

How is it up on your horse there. boss !

dr.bollocko

Parody threads make my balls fester.