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The sleibhin head of Bertie Ahern

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  • #2
    Augmerson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    amdublin wrote: »
    Photo:
    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/berties-soninlaw-goes-back-to-his-humble-family-roots-29349266.html

    What a sneaky snake of a man.

    I live near him and I'm always hoping I see him.
    Preferably on my way home from Tescos where I've just bought tomatoes which I can throw at him.

    Why waste good tomatoes?

    If you've any acid though, lash that at his face.


  • #3
    Halloween Jack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭Halloween Jack


    amdublin wrote: »
    Photo:
    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/berties-soninlaw-goes-back-to-his-humble-family-roots-29349266.html

    What a sneaky snake of a man.

    I live near him and I'm always hoping I see him.
    Preferably on my way home from Tescos where I've just bought tomatoes which I can throw at him.


    He looks like Sh1t. Hopefully he's taken to the booze. Hard.


  • #4
    amdublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    Good point about good tomatoes.

    I won't go as far as acid. But I think I'll buy some tomatoes today and carry them around until they are nice and rotten and smelly.


  • #5
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    What an absolute non story, guy finds out he was related to someone who worked on a dock. sweet jesus is this what passes for news now? my grandfathers father worked on a dock, can I get in the paper?


  • #6
    Augmerson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    krudler wrote: »
    What an absolute non story, guy finds out he was related to someone who worked on a dock. sweet jesus is this what passes for news now? my grandfathers father worked on a dock, can I get in the paper?

    In fairness it is coming out of the Indo.

    Which we all know is a rag.


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  • #7
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    amdublin wrote: »
    Good point about good tomatoes.

    I won't go as far as acid. But I think I'll buy some tomatoes today and carry them around until they are nice and rotten and smelly.

    I have eggs that went off in April 2012. You are more than welcome to them.


  • #8
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,977 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Please tell me your man's real name isn't "Turtle Bunbury".


  • #9
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Please tell me your man's real name isn't "Turtle Bunbury".

    Just came to post that....Turtle f*cking Bunbury!!!


  • #10
    Bench Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Bench Press


    looks like he has hit the drink by the head on him


  • #11
    amdublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I have eggs that went off in April 2012. You are more than welcome to them.

    Why thank you. Most kind.


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  • #12
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,110 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Who in the name of jaysus would call their child Turtle?!

    I wonder if he has a brother called Shredder and a sister called Krang.


  • #13
    msg11
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    Halloween Jack wrote: »
    He looks like Sh1t. Hopefully he's taken to the booze. Hard.

    In fairness unless you live with an alcoholic you wouldn't understand how devastating it can be for a family to watch someone destroy themselves with drink. I wouldn't wish it on anyone or there family. Yes he is a ****ing moron who has ****ed everyone over and is a prick. Still wouldn't wish alcoholism on him or his family.


  • #14
    seanmacc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭seanmacc


    Why would a newspaper feel they should publish that story?

    Are they trying to airbrush Irish history again?


  • #15
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    msg11 wrote: »
    wouldn't wish alcoholism on him or his family.

    I would


  • #16
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Am I the only one that thinks he doesnt look bad at all? Looks fine to me!


  • #17
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    RikkFlair wrote: »
    Who in the name of jaysus would call their child Turtle?!

    I wonder if he has a brother called Shredder and a sister called Krang.

    I now make it my mission to marry a Mr. Power and call my child Turtle.


  • #18
    msg11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    I would

    That's your option. Your entitled to yours just the way I am. Don't get me wrong he deserves everything he gets, him turning to the drink after the mess he caused. Any bit of sense he would hand back vast amounts of his money and pension if he was truly sorry, him drinking feeling sorry for himself actually makes me a bit sick.


  • #19
    FTA69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,252 ✭✭✭FTA69


    Practically every person in Dublin will have a manual labourer (most probably on the docks) in their background, unless you're British aristocracy or something.

    Big news.


  • #20
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    RikkFlair wrote: »
    Who in the name of jaysus would call their child Turtle?!

    I wonder if he has a brother called Shredder and a sister called Krang.

    He writes for Playboy so that makes him an alright guy in my book.


  • #21
    amdublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    Turtle didn't need to do Sneaky Snake's geaneolgy - the sleibhinn potato head on him gives him away as Podge and Rodge's cousin.


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  • #22
    amdublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Am I the only one that thinks he doesnt look bad at all? Looks fine to me!

    Whut??? You don't see the sneaky sleibhinn snake of a head on him??


  • #23
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    RikkFlair wrote: »
    Who in the name of jaysus would call their child Turtle?!

    I wonder if he has a brother called Shredder and a sister called Krang.

    Really?

    I think yer man is older than that.

    I'd say it's Turtle because it sounded posh and foreign and exciting.


  • #24
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,110 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Larianne wrote: »
    I now make it my mission to marry a Mr. Power and call my child Turtle.

    Or marry a Mr.Shine, and call your daughter Care-Bear :pac:


  • #25
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,787 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    amdublin wrote: »
    Whut??? You don't see the sneaky sleibhinn snake of a head on him??

    And the crappy anorak?


  • #26
    Squiggle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,260 ✭✭✭Squiggle


    Bench Press wrote: »
    looks like he has hit the drink by the head on him

    He always had a scaldy head on him but it was well disguised. Bertie spent just under €250,000 of taxpayers money on make-up over his 11-year term as head of government.


  • #27
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    This is boring... Any other interesting news?

    I mean, personally, I don't care about westlife uber gheyness relations or Bertie-I'm-Gonna-screw-you-up-the-bum ex-tee...

    The past is the past... All this moaning isn't really solving the true issue in life....How can we eject jam into this thread..


  • #28
    amdublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    Nemeses wrote: »
    The past is the past... All this moaning isn't really solving the true issue in life....How can we eject jam into this thread..

    But I'm talking the future here - tomato jam all over Bertie Snake Ahern.


  • #29
    Squiggle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,260 ✭✭✭Squiggle


    Nemeses wrote: »

    The past is the past... All this moaning isn't really solving the true issue in life....

    Kenny and his fellow lightweights are still blaming FF for all our woes.


  • #30
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,341 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    If war ever breaks out here I am gonna ****ing lynch him and his mates during the anarchy. Mr Tayto looking bastard.


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  • #31
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Augmerson wrote: »
    Why waste good tomatoes?

    If you've any acid though, lash that at his face.
    Halloween Jack wrote: »
    He looks like Sh1t. Hopefully he's taken to the booze. Hard.
    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    If war ever breaks out here I am gonna ****ing lynch him and his mates during the anarchy. Mr Tayto looking bastard.

    Real classy...

    I don't see any reason to keep this thread open if these are the type of posts it attracts.


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