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The Elijah Wood Conspiracy

  • 12-06-2013 11:18pm
    #1
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭


    Earlier today while surfing the interweb I came across startling evidence that Elijah wood is not what he seems. In reality he is a time travelling interloper.
    According to research by the university of Birmingham in the future people will have freaky big eyes, link. After reading the article I thought looks a bit like that hobbit fellow. After further in depth research on Wikipedia I came across further evidence to substantiate my suspicions, it cant be a coincidence his first role was in back to the future II.
    But what is his motive for interfering in the time flux continuum. One possible reason could be to create hybrid clones of steve buscemi to inslave mankind.


Comments

  • #2
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    I think that you have too much time on your hands.


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Great sales pitch!!

    I'll buy ten ounces of what you're selling.


  • #4
    aidoh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭aidoh


    Not entirely sure what I just read there, anyway.


  • #5
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    He's from the same race of aliens who never age, like Keanu Reeves


  • #6
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    krudler wrote: »
    He's from the same race of aliens who never age, like Keanu Reeves

    Johnny Depp must be another.

    The man who would turn me gay o


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  • #7
    errlloyd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,619 ✭✭✭✭errlloyd


    Nicolas cage is also a vampire.


  • #8
    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    krudler wrote: »
    He's from the same race of aliens who never age, like Keanu Reeves

    Jon Bon Jovi

    Morgan Freeman (he came to Earth forever agelessly aged)

    James McAvoy

    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    I've travelled back in time to tell you this thread sucks.

    Oh yeah? Well, I've travelled back in time to stop you...and Skynet


  • #9
    Phill Ewinn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭Phill Ewinn


    Bigger eyes in the future? Is internet porn going to look different in the future?


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    errlloyd wrote: »
    Nicolas cage is also a vampire.

    If by vampire you mean **** actor, then yes, yes he is.


  • #11
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    So what is Chuck Norris?


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  • #12
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Rayne Wooney wrote: »
    So what is Chuck Norris?

    A cnut


  • #13
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    I've travelled back in time to tell you this thread sucks.


  • #14
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    i dont want to live on this planet anymore.


  • #15
    mohawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭mohawk


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    A cnut
    :eek:
    you are so going to get a roundhouse kick






    can I watch???


  • #16
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    A cnut

    I see you misspelt that so Chuck won't kick your ass.


  • #17
    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    I've travelled back in time to tell you this thread sucks.

    Amateur. See post 10. :P


  • #18
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    mohawk wrote: »
    :eek:
    you are so going to get a roundhouse kick






    can I watch???
    Lads and lasses, I'm as far from a keyboard warrior as you will ever get, but Chuck 'prima donna' Norris can suck my balls.


  • #19
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Fox_In_Socks wrote: »
    Amateur. See post 10. :P

    Wooooahhhhhhh.

    This is some strong sh1t.

    *Puts down the twenty skinner*


  • #20
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Rayne Wooney wrote: »
    I see you misspelt that so Chuck won't kick your ass.

    I'm avoiding the swear filter, not Chucky baby ;)


  • #21
    Zirconia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 386 ✭✭Zirconia
    Boycott Israeli Goods & Services


    Do MY eyes look BIG in this?

    nicolas-cage-facts.jpg


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  • #22
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    So, wait ..... hold on... I can't understand whats going on!?!


    I need the OP's post explained in MS Paint.


  • #23
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    I never knew Wendell's surname.


  • #24
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,582 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    I think... I think it's kicking in now.


  • #25
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Why hasn't anyone explained this in MS Paint?


  • #26
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,737 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    The only mystery about Elijah Wood is how come he's so bloody sexy.


  • #27
    mathie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Great sales pitch!!

    I'll buy ten ounces of what you're selling.

    Horse ****?


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