prison visiting

downonthefarm

hello my boardsies.hope I am in the right section. anyways I have a close friend who is incarcerated.I want to visit him but have been told by the wife that his visitors list has been filled.she then told me these are the names that will stay on the list for! the duration of his sentence.is this true or is she talking ****e
apologies again if I am in the wrong place

PirateShampoo

She or He doesn't want you visiting them.

Specialun

Whats he inside for?

Menas

How does your wife know that the list is full?

Sir Osis of Liver.

Any pics of his missus?

FreshKnickers

downonthefarm wrote: »

hello my boardsies.hope I am in the right section. anyways I have a close friend who is incarcerated.I want to visit him but have been told by the wife that his visitors list has been filled.she then told me these are the names that will stay on the list for! the duration of his sentence.is this true or is she talking ****e
apologies again if I am in the wrong place

I'm not 100% sure now myself but I'll tell you what I can do for you. I'm going in myself next week to see your friend, got the VO (visiting order) on Thursday. So I'll ask him if it's true or not, or what the story is, and post back.

PizzamanIRL

downonthefarm wrote: »

hello my boardsies.hope I am in the right section. anyways I have a close friend who is incarcerated.I want to visit him but have been told by the wife that his visitors list has been filled.she then told me these are the names that will stay on the list for! the duration of his sentence.is this true or is she talking ****e
apologies again if I am in the wrong place

She's talking ****e. They can change the names on the list this month for next month.

Royal Irish

Specialun wrote: »

Whats he inside for?

He quoted a pic in the You Laugh You Lose thread.

PizzamanIRL

FreshKnickers wrote: »

I'm not 100% sure now myself but I'll tell you what I can do for you. I'm going in myself next week to see your friend, got the VO (visiting order) on Thursday. So I'll ask him if it's true or not, or what the story is, and post back.

Why abbreviate if you're just going to type the full thing anyway?

Sir Osis of Liver.

FreshKnickers wrote: »

I'm not 100% sure now myself but I'll tell you what I can do for you. I'm going in myself next week to see your friend, got the VO (visiting order) on Thursday. So I'll ask him if it's true or not, or what the story is, and post back.

Bring him in some worn knickers.
He"ll love that.

keith16

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Why abbreviate if you're just going to type the full thing anyway?

I find it's polite to type the whole thing, use the abbreviation after the first instance in brackets. For the remainder of the text, you can then just use the abbreviation.

For instance:

OP, I LOL (laugh out loud) at your predicament. I will continue to LOL at you for the remainder of this post.

LOL.

Leo Demidov

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

She's talking ****e. They can change the names on the list this month for next month.

Changes to visitor lists are no longer permitted except in exceptional circumstances, the number of visitors on the panel has however increased to compensate for the inconvenience.

FreshKnickers

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Why abbreviate if you're just going to type the full thing anyway?

Not everyone is down with the aul prison lingo, shank, shiv, Big Jerry and whatnot. But the smarties will appreciate the acronym. Makes 'em feel smug.

Thwip!

Royal Irish wrote: »

He quoted a pic in the You Laugh You Lose thread.

Lucky to get life

the_syco

downonthefarm wrote: »

I want to visit him but have been told by the wife that his visitors list has been filled.

Is it possible wifey blames you for him getting caught, and is doing this out of spite?

dueaug

Don't ask how I know but, the number of visitors varies from prison to prison. If your friend is a trustee he will be allowed more visitors. Lists can be changed on a monthly basis. Normally 3 would be allowed so mam, dad and girlfriend. If they have a child it wouldn't be counted as a visitor. You're being told a lot of bull. Any other questions pm me.

mattjack

dueaug wrote: »

Don't ask how I know but, the number of visitors varies from prison to prison. If your friend is a trustee he will be allowed more visitors. Lists can be changed on a monthly basis. Normally 3 would be allowed so mam, dad and girlfriend. If they have a child it wouldn't be counted as a visitor. You're being told a lot of bull. Any other questions pm me.

I have some questions

do prisoners wear stripey uniforms ?
can I put a bastard file in a cake ?
and who turns off the lights at night ?

pawspaws

mattjack wrote: »

I have some questions

do prisoners wear stripey uniforms ?
can I put a bastard file in a cake ?
and who turns off the lights at night ?

No
No
The prisoners do, they have lightswitches in their cells

Cody Pomeray

dueaug wrote: »

Don't ask how I know but, the number of visitors varies from prison to prison. If your friend is a trustee he will be allowed more visitors. Lists can be changed on a monthly basis. Normally 3 would be allowed so mam, dad and girlfriend. If they have a child it wouldn't be counted as a visitor. You're being told a lot of bull. Any other questions pm me.

Have you ever killed a man

Camrat

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Any pics of his missus?

Classic..lmao:D

mattjack

Camrat wrote: »

Classic..lmao:D

what does Lmao mean ? is it a facebook word ?

Colash

Some prisons allow 5 to 6 names to be put on the list

downonthefarm

thanks all for the replies. I am gonna ring em in the morning

Karl Stein

mattjack wrote: »

what does Lmao mean ? is it a facebook word ?

It's a bit like ROFL but a little less exuberant.

Turtyturd

dueaug wrote: »

Don't ask how I know but, the number of visitors varies from prison to prison. If your friend is a trustee he will be allowed more visitors. Lists can be changed on a monthly basis. Normally 3 would be allowed so mam, dad and girlfriend. If they have a child it wouldn't be counted as a visitor. You're being told a lot of bull. Any other questions pm me.

It's the anti-Biggins.....how do you know?

Prodigious

What made him choose the sentence instead of the death penalty?

michael999999

You know you can just post the lipstick to your mate OP!

Leo Demidov

dueaug wrote: »

Don't ask how I know but, the number of visitors varies from prison to prison. If your friend is a trustee he will be allowed more visitors. Lists can be changed on a monthly basis. Normally 3 would be allowed so mam, dad and girlfriend. If they have a child it wouldn't be counted as a visitor. You're being told a lot of bull. Any other questions pm me.

IIRC you can have 6, 8 or 10 visitors(including solicitor) on your list depending on privilege level ie basic, standard or enhanced, don't ask me how I know.

Fr_Dougal

wexfjord wrote: »

IIRC you can have 6, 8 or 10 visitors(including solicitor) on your list depending on privilege level ie basic, standard or enhanced, don't ask me how I know.

Yeah, all you have to do is text 'Enhanced' to 53100.