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Unlock my porn support thread please

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  • 09-06-2013 8:09pm
    #1
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,882 ✭✭✭


    Here is a thread which I opened to contact three in regards to changing settings on my three account. Yes the post was written in a joking way however there is nothing in the charter against this, I have received no PM's in relation to this post, and no moderator posted on the thread to say why it had been locked.

    It may be the case that it was locked until Monday when the Three representatives would begin working again, but as there has been no contact with me I am assuming that it was closed because of the manner in which I wrote my request.

    Since no mod left any calling card for their action I'm confused as to where I should post my request for it to be unlocked, so it's going here in AH.


    Kind regards,
    Frozen "needs porn" O'frozen.


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    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    You must be ready to blow!


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    #3
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    happy fapping


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    #4
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Reminds me of the inbetweeners with jay and the snorkels watching ye1 on cam


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    #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Do you have your parent or guardians permission to post this thread as per the terms and conditions of the site - given that you are not 18 for another few days?

    I'll need you to forward me a note from a responsible adult please.


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    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Do you have your parent or guardians permission to post this thread as per the terms and conditions of the site - given that you are not 18 for another few days?
    BURN!!!


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    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    Here is a thread which I opened to contact three in regards to changing settings on my three account. Yes the post was written in a joking way however there is nothing in the charter against this, I have received no PM's in relation to this post, and no moderator posted on the thread to say why it had been locked.

    It may be the case that it was locked until Monday when the Three representatives would begin working again, but as there has been no contact with me I am assuming that it was closed because of the manner in which I wrote my request.

    Since no mod left any calling card for their action I'm confused as to where I should post my request for it to be unlocked, so it's going here in AH.


    Kind regards,
    Frozen "needs porn" O'frozen.

    I think that is the best choice.

    :rolleyes:

    <Unfollows original thread, follows this one, until its locked as well>


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    #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    If you want something done about it, you will need to post in Feedback, as you are unlikely to get a proper reply here.


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    Cody Pomeray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    What's behind the 3 anti-perving rules?

    Is it some ethical issue with the management, or is it a marketing ploy for parents, or what?

    Surely in the latter case it should be 'opt in' only.


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Would somebody please get the OP his goddamned pornography???


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    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,882 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Do you have your parent or guardians permission to post this thread as per the terms and conditions of the site - given that you are not 18 for another few days?

    I'll need you to forward me a note from a responsible adult please.

    My parents gave me permission to get my porn turned on


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    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    My parents gave me permission to get my porn turned on

    We need a picture of the note...


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    yore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭yore


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Do you have your parent or guardians permission to post this thread as per the terms and conditions of the site - given that you are not 18 for another few days?

    I'll need you to forward me a note from a responsible adult please.

    I'll give him permission to post in this thread. I'm actually his real da. He just doesn't know it. Lets just say his mother was quite a popular lady back in the day!


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    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    We need a picture of the note...

    And of her....


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    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Hello

    I am frozenfrozens daddy and i give him permission to frapp the bejesus out of himself

    Please note i will not be paying for tissues nor ever shaking his hand again

    Yours sincererly

    Mr frozenfrozen


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Cody Pomeray wrote: »
    What's behind the 3 anti-perving rules?

    Is it some ethical issue with the management, or is it a marketing ploy for parents, or what?

    Surely in the latter case it should be 'opt in' only.
    It's not just 3. There's some stupid setting on my phone that only allows me to watch the first 2:16 of any video. It's only then you realise how much time is wasted in pornos with silliness such as location settings and plots.:(


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    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    BNMC wrote: »
    BURN!!!

    You mean dick burn if the porn gets unlocked....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72nrFIgFNB4


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    yore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭yore


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    And of her....

    Don't worry. There's plenty photographs of her on the internet already........which is the main reason why she had the block put on his phone in the first place :P


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    #19
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    I'm on 3 and as a result of this thread I have checked this anti-fapping craic but every video works for me every time.

    Of course I will continue to put in hours of extensive research into the matter.


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Specialun wrote: »
    Hello

    I am frozenfrozens daddy and i give him permission to frapp the bejesus out of himself

    Please note i will not be paying for tissues nor ever shaking his hand again

    Yours sincererly

    Mr frozenfrozen

    Sound.


    This thread should help until you turn legal OP.


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    batistuta9
    Registered Users Posts: 8,108 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    yore wrote: »
    Don't worry. There's plenty photographs of her on the internet already........which is the main reason why she had the block put on his phone in the first place :P

    You two are brothers...

    small world


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    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    yore wrote: »
    I'll give him permission to post in this thread. I'm actually his real da. He just doesn't know it. Lets just say his mother was quite a popular lady back in the day!


    Hmm, the above sounds more like deep throat than deep throat.


    Are you Deep Throat?


    That was a bit of a mouthful!


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    yore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭yore


    batistuta9 wrote: »
    You two are brothers...

    small world

    No I'm white.


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    yore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭yore


    Czarcasm wrote: »

    That was a bit of a mouthful!

    That's what she said last night. Well at least that's what I think she said. She was mumbling as her mouth was full at the time


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    #25
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,415 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    In my day you used you're imagination...kids today.


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    #26
    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    kneemos wrote: »
    In my day you used you're imagination...kids today.

    In my day I had to use my sister's Bunty magazine and the Kay's catalogue. Celtic tiger cubs have no idea.


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    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Specialun wrote: »
    Hello

    I am frozenfrozens daddy and i give him permission to frapp the bejesus out of himself

    Please note i will not be paying for tissues nor ever shaking his hand again

    Yours sincererly

    Mr frozenfrozen

    So uncool...


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    yore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭yore


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    I my day I had to use my sister's Bunty magazine and the Kay's catalogue. Celtic tiger cubs have no idea.

    In my day, I had to use your sister :P


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    #29
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,415 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    I my day I had to use my sister's Bunty magazine and the Kay's catalogue. Celtic tiger cubs have no idea.

    Ahh the Kays catalogue,fond memories.


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    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    I my day I had to use my sister's Bunty magazine and the Kay's catalogue. Celtic tiger cubs have no idea.


    When i first read that I tought you said dandy mags


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    #31
    aphex™
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,338 ✭✭✭aphex™


    Now that you're 18 you could, you know, get your kicks from a real woman.

    Crazy idea, I know. :confused:


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