If you could commit any crime with no arrest?

Wanderer2010

Theres a new movie called The Purge which basically allows crime for 12 hours in order to cleanse the national pent up rage, then society reverts back to a low crime utopia. What is the worst crime you would commit if you knew you could get away with it scot free and your guilt wouldnt play up on you too much. Not looking for dramatic "Kill all the bankers" type answers, just curious, how far would you go?

zenno

I'd rob a Bank, the biggest one.

ChunkyLover_53

Steal all the Green Triangles from boxes of Quality Street before Christmas.

Country would revolt.

bodice ripper

Assassinate the Pope. And all of the Cardinals.

Festy

Something sexual

Specialun

Shoot justin bieber

Meangadh

Rob whatever I wanted from Selfridges in London. Clothes, shoes, homewares, food. Oh the food there...drool...

wendell borton

Festy wrote: »

Something sexual

With a goat?

vitani

Whatever victimless crime would give me the largest amount of money. Some kind of epic fraud or something. I haven't thought it through.

J.Garfield

Suffocate Marty Morrissey.

YFlyer

That guy in the US that took a cent or so, each day I think, from a large number of business accounts. It was claimed he could have got away with it if he didn't boast about it.

For Forks Sake

J.Garfield wrote: »

Suffocate Marty Morrissey.

I'd say you could go on ahead with that, no guard is going to arrest you.

Clemenza

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

I like rape

Mod

Banned.

The Backwards Man

I'm perfectly happy not to commit any crimes.:)

The King of Moo

I'd skang. I don't know exactly what that is, but it seems to happening everywhere from what I here, so it must be good.

For Forks Sake

Clemenza wrote: »

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

I like rape

Hmmm, I'm not sure what you're trying to say here....

The Backwards Man

The King of Moo wrote: »

I'd skang. I don't know exactly what that is, but it seems to happening everywhere from what I here, so it must be good.

Yo man, Kings don't hang with the skangs.

Or something.

Festy

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm perfectly happy not to commit any crimes.:)

For Forks Sake

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm perfectly happy not to commit any crimes.:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

shanered

I would grow mountains of marajuana.
Stupid law!

RobbingBandit

Genocide, It would be gas...

Sinfonia

YFlyer wrote: »

That guy in the US that took a cent or so, each day I think, from a large number of business accounts. It was claimed he could have got away with it if he didn't boast about it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salami_slicing

downonthefarm

punch leo varadekkker and shatter

Ruu

Cross the street when the man is red! :eek:

pharmaton

funk all. sometimes I wish homosexuality was still a crime just for the excitement factor but still, catholics still think I'm a sinner which helps makes everything better. I'll be having some wicked wicked evil sex then please.

charlietheminxx

Sinfonia wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salami_slicing

I've learned something new! Education, AH style.

Galwayguy35

Walk on to the set of the Late Late Show and challenge Tubirdy to a fight.

Manach

Wear 80s style Miami Vice style Day-glo jackets.

Daveysil15

Approach a woman and..... chat her up.

Oranage2

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

Steal all the Green Triangles from boxes of Quality Street before Christmas.

Country would revolt.

Green?

Afaik purple with the nut!



Anyway id just take it easy and download a latest cinema release.

DEFTLEFTHAND

bodice ripper wrote: »

Assassinate the Pope. And all of the Cardinals.

Why? Are you not tolerant of other peoples beliefs? Typical AHs response.

The smarter thing to do would be to infiltrate the higher ranks and set up an extortion racket once you gather certain info, you could make money from racketeering in the Vatican just like the Sicilian Mafia once did.

A cut of the takings in the shops selling religious paraphernalia, massive turnover every year. A cut of the tour entry fees into the Sistine Chapel and St Peters. Higher scale crime in the Vatican's global business's, money laundering facilities and seal proof fronts for criminal activities outside of the country.

keeponhurling

Shouldn't this be posted in the TDs' forum?

Apolloyon

I'd force everyone on the planet to make butter.

Because...some men just want to see the world churn.

Mr Tibbs

I'd rob every penny in Sean Dunne's bank account or Gayle's whichever one of them has it.

RobbingBandit

Mr Tibbs wrote: »

I'd rob every penny in Sean Dunne's bank account or Gayle's whichever one of them has it.

Double Jeopardy there, you can't rob that which has already been robbed;)

looking_around

kill people, every motherfcuker I walked passed. ...

Notorious97

Oranage2 wrote: »

Anyway id just take it easy and download a latest cinema release.

Since when is that a crime?

Sh1tbag OToole

Fight off all the people who,ll be trying to rob me

Nuke Mayo

My name is URL

Oranage2 wrote: »

Anyway id just take it easy and download a latest cinema release.

You monster

maughantourig

Walk around the place with my bow and shoot EVERYTHING

coolhull

Open my own bank

Thoie

Hang around outside Leinster House, and punch a bunch of politicians in the face.
After that I'd break into a bunch of shops and correct the spelling of their signage. Then I might break some planning laws and defame people.

laoch na mona

cull the herd of FF ,FG and Labour hacks

Mr.Prodston

*watching a dvd when "You wouldn't steal a car!!!!!!!!" pops up*

Well you know what? I'd steal that damn car and post it to whoever came up with that ad and phone the guards and tell them it was stolen!



MWHAHAHAHAHA

Please Kill Me

Shoot Enda Kenny in the face, numerous times, point blank, with a pump action shotgun. Then bludgeon him til he had no head left.

Wilberto

Please Kill Me wrote: »

Shoot Enda Kenny in the face, numerous times, point blank, with a pump action shotgun. Then bludgeon him til he had no head left.

But why?? I think he's doing a superb job!!! :P :P



On topic, I don't think I could commit a crime. After all, I'm practically perfect in every way!

beks101

Set up a meth lab

zcorpian88

Arson - I'd burn every dole scrounging skanger out of their house/apartment that they got on rent allowance. A lot of them got a place of their own before the rule came in where you have to be living alone for 6 months before you're entitled to it.

F**k it, if I have to live at home so should they!

Frosty McSnowballs

Is it still a crime to ride your first cousin, or is it just frowned upon?

NuckingFacker

Id nip into the bank and set up a direct debit for €1 from every account they have, for once every month to my new account- called "bank charge". I doubt its ever been done before...hang on...