If you were Superman/Supergirl

lahalane

If you suddenly gained all of the powers of Superman or Supergirl, what would be the first thing you would do?

I think it's fair to say that everybody would have a bit of fun first where they fly around the place, time travel and punch mountains back into the ground but after this what would be your next step?

Would you try to do good or evil or nothing?

I would tell nobody and try to live my life as it is now. **** the world. I'm selfish.
I'd use my new super powers discreetly and try to have nobody find out but if they eventually did, I'd try to 'save' the world. I'd bitch and moan about it all day, every day though.
And if anybody complained about my performance, I would give them the sorest possible dead arm without doing permanent damage, the pricks.

TL;DR - Superhero, Supervillain, Supersecret?

Abolish the house tax

iDave

lahalane wrote: »

Would you try to do good or evil or nothing?

Probably evil

Gulliver

I'd probably try to stop all wars, go insane because people are d*cks by nature and find different ways to hurt/kill each other, kill a bunch of them because I figure they can't be redeemed and become the very thing I tried to stop in the first place.

EDIT: 666th post..... NOT a good sign!

Nemeses

lahalane wrote: »

I'd use my new super powers discreetly and try to have nobody find out but if they eventually did, I'd try to 'save' the world. I'd bitch and moan about it all day, every day though.
And if anybody complained about my performance, I would give them the sorest possible dead arm without doing permanent damage, the pricks.

That sounds similar to a film.. Hancock? lol

OneArt

Start a cult and use my superpowers to prove that God has blessed me. Then get my follows to make donations. Oh and build a throne made of bones and declare myself the Antipope.

lahalane

Nemeses wrote: »

That sounds similar to a film.. Hancock? lol

Never seen it but now...I must...

Nemeses

lahalane wrote: »

Never seen it but now...I must...

Will Smith Stars in it... Its an awesome film..


Trailer below..

smcgiff

lahalane wrote: »

If you suddenly gained all of the powers of ... Supergirl, what would be the first thing you would do?

Play with my boobs all day

IvySlayer

Punch the head off Sean Sherlock.

Literally.

Festy

No thanks,I don't want the curse :eek:

5starpool

What do you mean 'after' all the flying around the place, time travel and mountain punching. There is no after, that would take up the entirety of existence. While flying around though I'd be a prick to base jumpers and laugh at them and their parachutes, cut the ropes, laugh at them falling to their death and then stop them dying. At least a couple of times. That and general flying stuff.

nc19

Xray vision and girls locker rooms

Wouldnt have time for anything else



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krudler

Fly to the moon and write my name on it with my laserbeam vision

IvySlayer

IvySlayer wrote: »

Punch the head off Sean Sherlock.

Literally.

He doesnt look that tough .

Oranage2

All the possibilities, too many to pick - But id definitely get on Ellen to do the little dance at the start.

lahalane

Nemeses wrote: »

Will Smith Stars in it... Its an awesome film..


Trailer below..

That's exactly what I was going for with my answer...I was day dreaming and I came up with the same idea as a Hollywood blockbuster (Dunno how well it done but surely it was a success? Looks awesome!!). If I actually apply myself to making movies, then who knows.

Oranage2

lahalane wrote: »

That's exactly what I was going for with my answer...I was day dreaming and I came up with the same idea as a Hollywood blockbuster (Dunno how well it done but surely it was a success? Looks awesome!!). If I actually apply myself to making movies, then who knows.

Actually starts off good but gets very crap very quick....In my opinion.

lahalane

Oranage2 wrote: »

Actually starts off good but gets very crap very quick....In my opinion.

They ruined my idea so...I would have made that film spectacular. Bastards!

Festy

Gulliver wrote: »

I'd probably try to stop all wars, go insane because people are d*cks by nature and find different ways to hurt/kill each other, kill a bunch of them because I figure they can't be redeemed and become the very thing I tried to stop in the first place.

EDIT: 666th post..... NOT a good sign!

Don't post again

The Backwards Man

I'd paint my barn without the need for a ladder or scaffolding.

giant_midget

I would probably be like Superman in Superman 3 when he is in the bar flicking peanuts breaking the bottles getting all angry with people, that's the proper thing to do i reckon.

Hownowcow

I'd wear my underwear correctly.

dilallio

I'd wear an Elvis mask, and start knocking on the window of the international space station.

Gorilla Rising

Cull the skanger population in an afternoon and frame Lex Luthor for it.

Yellowblackbird

Secret of Thirsty Thursday

IM0

lahalane wrote: »

Would you try to do good or evil or nothing?

I would tell nobody and try to live my life as it is now. **** the world. I'm selfish.
I'd use my new super powers discreetly and try to have nobody find out but if they eventually did, I'd try to 'save' the world.

youve never actually seen superman have you

IM0

Gulliver wrote: »

EDIT: 666th post..... NOT a good sign!

well you probably should have posted porn in it or something outrageous so you got site banned for a month and lived up to the number of the beast. missed opportunity :rolleyes:

lahalane

IM0 wrote: »

youve never actually seen superman have you

Not even once

Grayson

Hownowcow wrote: »

I'd wear my underwear correctly.

**** it. Wear it on the outside.

1) no-one will **** with you after the first time you use your super hearing to hear someone snickering and then kick their ass.

2) no-one will recognise you when you take-off your glasses. So you could walk around bollock naked if you wanted.

Thwip!

Figure out a way to become Spider-Man

Nemeses

Thwip! wrote: »

Figure out a way to become Spider-Man

Sure that's easy.. get bitten by a spider..

Thwip!

Nemeses wrote: »

Sure that's easy.. get bitten by a spider..

9/10 you're likely to die from the radiation....that's the tricky part

TheUsual

If you are Superman then surely the Spider would break it's teeth before it could bite you.

Me, I wouldn't tell anyone and win all the boxing and UFC titles Worldwide.

FizzleSticks

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Calibos

Nemeses wrote: »

Will Smith Stars in it... Its an awesome film..


Trailer below..

Nope. Hancock is a greek God whos superpower was a preexisting condition so to speak. He just turned into a slob and couldn't be arsed any more.

This Film is closer to the OP's question

....you know what to do

Archeron

Set up an online company selling flip flops and then revel in the feedback about the unbelievably fast delivery.

Thwip!

TheUsual wrote: »

If you are Superman then surely the Spider would break it's teeth before it could bite you.

Me, I wouldn't tell anyone and win all the boxing and UFC titles Worldwide.

Kryptonian spider :P

TheUsual

Thwip! wrote: »

Kryptonian spider :P

Kryptonian spider with a grudge and a spaceship that came all the way just to bite you.


KHAAAAANNNNNN !!!!!

Remmy

I would fcuk the sh1t out of lois lane

ArtSmart

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd paint my barn without the need for a ladder or scaffolding.

Now that's some serious super-heroing.

Thwip!

TheUsual wrote: »

Kryptonian spider with a grudge and a spaceship that came all the way just to bite you.


KHAAAAANNNNNN !!!!!

Got in to the rocket I travelled to Earth in

TheUsual

Thwip! wrote: »

Got in to the rocket I travelled to Earth in

Well done Sheldon.

You win this time.

allibastor

lahalane wrote: »

If you suddenly gained all of the powers of Superman or Supergirl, what would be the first thing you would do?

I think it's fair to say that everybody would have a bit of fun first where they fly around the place, time travel and punch mountains back into the ground but after this what would be your next step?

Would you try to do good or evil or nothing?

I would tell nobody and try to live my life as it is now. **** the world. I'm selfish.
I'd use my new super powers discreetly and try to have nobody find out but if they eventually did, I'd try to 'save' the world. I'd bitch and moan about it all day, every day though.
And if anybody complained about my performance, I would give them the sorest possible dead arm without doing permanent damage, the pricks.

TL;DR - Superhero, Supervillain, Supersecret?

Everyone who looked at me cock eyed would be thrown to the sun!

No seriously no matter how stong or fast you are it wont change the innate human nature to covet what others have, thus wars would always be fought.

If anyone has seen watchmen the solkution to world problems is not to try and help each nation, its to give them a common cause to be worried about.

Nemeses

Thwip! wrote: »

9/10 you're likely to die from the radiation....that's the tricky part

Ah but if you're The Doctor you can regenerate, so therefore become.. some form of Doc Spidyman....lord.

McG

OneArt wrote: »

Start a cult and use my superpowers to prove that God has blessed me. Then get my follows to make donations. Oh and build a throne made of bones and declare myself the Antipope.

Why be blessed by god when you could BE god!

Nemeses

Calibos wrote: »

This Film is closer to the OP's question

....you know what to do

Haven't seen that film, I must check it out

Thwip!

Nemeses wrote: »

Ah but if you're The Doctor you can regenerate, so therefore become.. some form of Doc Spidyman....lord.

I like it, nay...I LOVE IT!

TheUsual wrote: »

Well done Sheldon.

You win this time.

Oh please god no....I focking hate that show

Capt'n Midnight

But it was soon realised that he could be saving more lives

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