Is it true that you get an A2 if someone dies in your exam?

Moromaster

Just wonderin', thinking I might convince someone to 'take one for the team'.

spurious

No it's not true.

1ZRed

Yes, of course this is fact. It's sacrifice for the fine weather we get during the leaving cert every year. The more A2's the better.

Not A1's though, they're overkill

traineeacc

Good god,where on earth do these kind of myths originate??

Moromaster

So if I walk up to my examiner in maths and say 'Hey brah gotta urinate', he he's like 'iz cool, keep it real' and gives me a *fistbump*; and, I walk back in with a katana and *commit ritual Sepukku*, and the examiner is just supposed to go 'Higher Level maths, brah', and everyone is supposed to just carry on?

Vito Corleone

My friend told me that if you say "oops" and then drop a fiver in front of the exam supervisor they write a little note on your paper telling the marker to give you an A1.

Copper_pipe

Moromaster wrote: »

So if I walk up to my examiner in maths and say 'Hey brah gotta urinate', he he's like 'iz cool, keep it real' and gives me a *fistbump*; and, I walk back in with a katana and *commit ritual Sepukku*, and the examiner is just supposed to go 'Higher Level maths, brah', and everyone is supposed to just carry on?

Did your post get gazoogled?

Acciaccatura

If that's true about dying, the 6th year students from each school should have a Hunger Games-type thing in every subject to decide who "takes one for the team" for each exam, then all students will get at least 540 points.

Oh God, my ideas can be really messed up sometimes...

whiskeyman

Stephen Ireland got 8 A2s apparently...

happywithlife

Vito Corleone wrote: »

My friend told me that if you say "oops" and then drop a fiver in front of the exam supervisor they write a little note on your paper telling the marker to give you an A1.

Oh good god
NO that is not true <rolls eyes>
The marker will report any such notes or money to the sec immediately ... Do you really want to get off on the wrong foot with your examiner before they even start marking your paper ?

Moromaster

Acciaccatura wrote: »

If that's true about dying, the 6th year students from each school should have a Hunger Games-type thing in every subject to decide who "takes one for the team" for each exam, then all students will get at least 540 points.

Oh God, my ideas can be really messed up sometimes...

Or everyone has to think of ridiculously bizarre ways to do it, and the least creative person has to do the most creative person's idea.

8/10, The buildup was weak, but the execution was excellent!

Copper_pipe

whiskeyman wrote: »

Stephen Ireland got 8 A2s apparently...

haha, very good

Just Like Heaven

Difficult to tell, exam performance is another important variable.

Legion.

happywithlife wrote: »

Oh good god
NO that is not true <rolls eyes>
The marker will report any such notes or money to the sec immediately ... Do you really want to get off on the wrong foot with your examiner before they even start marking your paper ?

Can't be serious..

Vito Corleone

happywithlife wrote: »

Oh good god
NO that is not true <rolls eyes>
The marker will report any such notes or money to the sec immediately ... Do you really want to get off on the wrong foot with your examiner before they even start marking your paper ?

Okay, just in case anyone actually believed my last comment, I was obviously joking.

kingcobra

I heard if someone dies during the exam you have to leave them there until the exam is done :eek:

ScummyMan

So if a person in your exam centre dies do you get to copy their answers? Shame to let their work go to waste.

Just Like Heaven

kingcobra wrote: »

I heard if someone dies during the exam you have to leave them there until the exam is done :eek:

So long as they don't die in the first or last half an hour, it's no problem :pac:

Peregrine

fewtinsoffroth wrote: »

So long as they don't die in the first or last half an hour, it's no problem :pac:

This is the truth, OP

30 minutes into the exam, the exam hall is officially declared as a free-for-all until the last half an hour. Your class is then free to sacrifice one your friends in return for an A2 :pac:

mad turnip

For a serious answer, I'm sure the exam will be canceled and everyone will sit the reserve paper for that exam.

iHappyPanda

mad turnip wrote: »

For a serious answer, I'm sure the exam will be canceled and everyone will sit the reserve paper for that exam.

what happens if the school gets blown up
or even better some guys dressed as criminals come,hired by a student to come and interrupt the exam with a gun and terrify everyone and then leave.:eek::eek:

mad turnip

iHappyPanda wrote: »

what happens if the school gets blown up
or even better some guys dressed as criminals come,hired by a student to come and interrupt the exam with a gun and terrify everyone and then leave.:eek::eek:

why don't you try it ?

iHappyPanda

mad turnip wrote: »

why don't you try it ?

I will but if I get caught I have your quote so I will re-direct this to the garda saying you told me to do it
I don't know who you are, I don't where you came from
But I will hunt, and I will find you, and I will kill you :cool:

mad turnip

iHappyPanda wrote: »

I will but if I get caught I have your quote so I will re-direct this to the garda saying you told me to do it
I don't know who you are, I don't where you came from
But I will hunt, and I will find you, and I will kill you :cool:

Sounds good to me

Leaving Cert Student

If someone draws a penis on your exam paper, the examiner reserves the right draw on pubic hair before sending it off to the SEC.

randylonghorn

Leaving Cert Student wrote: »

If someone draws a penis on your exam paper, the examiner reserves the right draw on pubic hair before sending it off to the SEC.

Pubic hair implies a certain age and maturity.

Just sayin'