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Personal trainers shagging their clients.

  • 17-05-2013 9:18pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 38


    How often do you think this happens. The circumstances of the client trainer relationship are such that it makes sexual tension quite likely IMO. It would be interesting to know how often it really occurs.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I have a pair of Hi-Tecs that can get up and walk on their own, no bed business so far though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    I bet I can guess what I would find if I checked your last 1hr Internet history


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I think it's always never sometimes

    Getting yourself a personal trainer OP?


  • Site Banned Posts: 124 ✭✭The Queen of England


    It would be interesting to know how often it really occurs.

    Someone's been watching too much porn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭Nabber


    All trainers are gay, fact. Only garden boys get any action.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    You wish OP, and if you're watching Run Fatboy Run right now like I am, then that means you want to shag either an obese Indian bloke or Dylan Moran.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 252 ✭✭Kinder Bueno


    "we should mate"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    I wanna get physical....physical. I wanna get physical....physical. Let me hear your body talk ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Nabber wrote: »
    All trainers are gay, fact. Only garden boys get any action.
    Didn't think there were that many gay garden boys with personal trainers though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    The thing you find is that the more conditioned the trainer is, the more he/she will be attracted to only others of similar condition.

    Generalisation of course


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭Profiler


    Did you pay some €100 an hour to shout "one more rep" at you and then imply you were fat?

    That's being shagged alright!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 356 ✭✭RebelSoul


    I had a **** on a pair of stilettos once.


  • Subscribers Posts: 32,864 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    It happens in 9% of all cases.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    It happens a lot I reckon. That sweaty, red-faced look and a track suit are such a turn on :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 305 ✭✭Kichote


    its one form of exercise I suppose. Not sure most personal trainers would be botherd with an unfit n00b though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    OP might have a point, look at how many "celebs" end up shagging their dance partner on that strictly come dancing bollox.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,730 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I am a personal trainer* and I shag my clients all the time**



    * may not be a personal trainer
    ** may not be shagging anybody anytime


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,220 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    How often do you think this happens. The circumstances of the client trainer relationship are such that it makes sexual tension quite likely IMO. It would be interesting to know how often it really occurs.

    Looking to become a personal trainer huh, op? :pac:

    But seriously :P Whilst I am sure it happens, how much would have to depend. Sure your average person trainer is in good shape so the sex appeal would be there but over all how many female clients would a male personal trainer have.

    Knew a bloke who is a personal trainer and he said majority of work is from guys or older women looking to shape up. But of course it depends on the trainer and what he offers/gets (no pun intended lol)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭martinedwards


    depends on your definition of "older"

    I know some reall hotties in their 40s....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    biko wrote: »
    I think it's always never sometimes

    Getting yourself a personal trainer OP?

    maybe OP is a personal trainer that isnt doing well so needs to find a new range of personal training sexercises to offer clients


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    How often do you think this happens. The circumstances of the client trainer relationship are such that it makes sexual tension quite likely IMO. It would be interesting to know how often it really occurs.

    I would imagine that people who look like they need a personal trainer very rarely get rattled by other people who look like personal trainers.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 38 Potentially Toxic


    wilkie2006 wrote: »
    I would imagine that people who look like they need a personal trainer very rarely get rattled my other people who look like personal trainers.

    Well the women with personal trainers at my gym are very sexy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭floggg


    Nabber wrote: »
    All trainers are gay, fact. Only garden boys get any action.

    If the videos I've been watching are anything to go by, garden boys are pretty gay too!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    The Swedish heir had a personal trainer. They got married. He is now a prince.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    Nabber wrote: »
    Only garden boys get any action.




    Plumbers, traditionally.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    I'd say it happens fairly often. Personal trainers can be very sexy. I've found a great system where you get a CityDeals voucher for basic personal training sessions and then shag your trainer to get free personalised workouts at no extra cost. Win/win. :D

    Disclaimer - I've only done this once. So far.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    I've been going to the wrong gym....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,400 ✭✭✭batistuta9




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭rugbyman




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    How would that play out? You're there in the gym with god knows how many other people - most of them overweight and sweating all over the place. The trainer is there beside you advising you on your posture during sit ups, then all of a sudden his d1ck is in you and you have a bit of an 'ol shag?
    Yeah, not really seeing how it would work anywhere other than in porn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    You don't lay them down on the treadmill and shag them there and then! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Why not? Would be a great workout with the treadmill on. Treadmill sex... The impetus is to hold on for as long as possible because if you don't you're going to go flying. Like the rodeo, hold on for as long as possible except you're getting pumped.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    about as much as plumbers electricians and gardeners


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    I'd say it happens fairly often. Personal trainers can be very sexy. I've found a great system where you get a CityDeals voucher for basic personal training sessions and then shag your trainer to get free personalised workouts at no extra cost. Win/win. :D

    Disclaimer - I've only done this once. So far.

    was that yer man in the petrol station that night a few weeks ago


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    OP might have a point, look at how many "celebs" end up shagging their dance partner on that strictly come dancing bollox.

    yes, because being shouted at from a distance in a non contact kind of way is exactly like an intimate dance session...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    IM0 wrote: »
    was that yer man in the petrol station that night a few weeks ago

    Nah. He wasn't a trainer. :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 38 Potentially Toxic


    How would that play out? You're there in the gym with god knows how many other people - most of them overweight and sweating all over the place. The trainer is there beside you advising you on your posture during sit ups, then all of a sudden his d1ck is in you and you have a bit of an 'ol shag?
    Yeah, not really seeing how it would work anywhere other than in porn.

    Dear god you are naive.

    They don't actually have to have sex in the bloody gym. Their could be a night out for gym members or one could ask the other out for a drink.

    You're watching too much porn me thinks.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 38 Potentially Toxic


    IM0 wrote: »
    yes, because being shouted at from a distance in a non contact kind of way is exactly like an intimate dance session...

    A ( possibly handsome) man with a position of authority directing a a woman with physical contact IMO is a recipe for possible sex. It creates sexual tension.


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