wtf moments

chocksaway

So I'm on the bus home from Dublin heading out along the n3. Bus pulls up along a car when something gets my attention. It's some lad having a fap at 100 kph!! Only wish I got his reg number to report it
Wtf!

sureitsgrand

Apt username is apt.

Kylo Ren

I would of reported him too. 100 km/h is way too fast for a fap.

hfallada

I was 13 when I seen a guy getting head off his GF driving down the road mid day no shame at all

newsunglasses

I remember through a friend of a friend of mine,in a neighbouring town (i knew him to see but he looked a bit mad,if it walks like a duck it is a duck),he used to drive around in his car fapping..He used to love driving around fapping its all he did.
He was a strange individual indeed i thought.

paulmclaughlin

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

artanevilla

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

jay-me

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

FloatingVoter

I was scratching an itch.

The Backwards Man

There may be an innocent explanation. Are you sure he was polishing his gearstick, as he had entered his car in a car-show? Or maybe he bought a sausage at a deli and it was too hot and he dropped it and kept trying to catch it again but it was still too hot?

ColeTrain

It would be some sight if it was true..

Ilik Urgee

WTF OP!! Couldn't even capitalise the WTF?:rolleyes:

MickFleetwood

Why would you report it? He obviously found you attractive.

YellowFeather

paulmclaughlin wrote: »

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

artanevilla wrote: »

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

jay-me wrote: »

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

FloatingVoter wrote: »

I was scratching an itch.

C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker.

Unregistered.

chocksaway wrote: »

So I'm on the bus home from Dublin heading out along the n3. Bus pulls up along a car when something gets my attention. It's some lad having a fap at 100 kph!!

This didn't happen.

The Caped Commando

I caught a guy once naked in his car at the side of the Naas duel carriage-way. Turned out he and his friends played a came whereby they measured the distance from their digs at NUI Galway to the garage of one of their homes in Dublin and measured out precisely enough petrol to get there. They would then have their clothes locked in a box in the boot and the other mates would be waiting in the garage with the key! Didn't work out in that occasion.

Of course I had to make a citizens arrest and have him done by the Gardai, the law's the law.

DarkJager

Unregistered. wrote: »

This didn't happen.

You were just scratching your leg then?

ardinn

chocksaway wrote: »

So I'm on the bus home from Dublin heading out along the n3. Bus pulls up along a car when something gets my attention. It's some lad having a fap at 100 kph!! Only wish I got his reg number to report it
Wtf!

How do you "pull up" @ 100kph?????

Was it the bus or the fella you meant - did he pull down at the same speed???

notnumber

Car Wanker.

chocksaway

ardinn wrote: »

How do you "pull up" @ 100kph?????

Was it the bus or the fella you meant - did he pull down at the same speed???

Bit of friction he said..be grand he said...

Riamfada

And who said men couldnt multitask?!

chocksaway

Unregistered. wrote: »

This didn't happen.

Oh well if you say so! Then it didn't happen

Vicar in a tutu

Once seen a man doing a poo down an alleyway. When I went to inspect, the poo had disappeared :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Hownowcow

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Once seen a man doing a poo down an alleyway. When I went to inspect, the poo had disappeared :eek::eek::eek::eek:

What?

Vicar in a tutu

It's not like I was a 40 year old man, I was a young curious child:o

Seanafitz

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Once seen a man doing a poo down an alleyway. When I went to inspect, the poo had disappeared :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Who goes to inspect some ones poo ?

Strange .... :eek:

Vicar in a tutu

Seanafitz wrote: »

Who goes to inspect some ones poo ?

Strange .... :eek:

See above ur post :mad:

fuerte1976

Ah ha ha ha !! LOL

NothingMan

The Caped Commando wrote: »

I caught a guy once naked in his car at the side of the Naas duel carriage-way. Turned out he and his friends played a came whereby they measured the distance from their digs at NUI Galway to the garage of one of their homes in Dublin and measured out precisely enough petrol to get there. They would then have their clothes locked in a box in the boot and the other mates would be waiting in the garage with the key! Didn't work out in that occasion.

Of course I had to make a citizens arrest and have him done by the Gardai, the law's the law.

Barely understood this post but an apt typo none the less.

The Caped Commando

NothingMan wrote: »

Barely understood this post but an apt typo none the less.

Haha, ah yes, of course I meant GAME!

TheUsual

Pics or gtfo.

Actually ... don't.

King George VI

I was walking home from work one evening and was feeling hungry so I decided to get a slice of pizza. Normally I don't walk down the street and eat food because people seem to frown on it. I was too hungry to care.

So there I am minding my own business, walking along and eating my pizza, when I notice a random dude walking towards me and low and behold... he's eating a slice of pizza too. We pass by one another in a stroll that seemed to have lasted ages. At the last second before we're out of each others sight, we both give the other a smirk and a slight nod of approval at our choice of snack and then disappear forever.

Was it fate? Was he sent from God to put my fear of eating in public at ease? I don't know. All I know is I miss my friend

Unregistered.

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The Caped Commando

Unregistered. wrote: »

http://i.imgur.com/LzEdari.png

What's this about..?