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Boa constrictor stolen from log cabin

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  • 11-05-2013 12:39pm
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    Demonique
    Registered Users Posts: 2,824 ✭✭✭


    http://www.thesun.ie/irishsol/homepage/news/4920161/Snakey-feckers.html


    They were keeping their albino boa constrictor in a log cabin at the back of the house.

    I don't know how old the snake is but at 7ft long it would be an adult and the article in the print version of the Sun says she was the first of her kind in Ireland.

    I have an albino boa he wasn't the first of his kind in Ireland and he cost me €2000 as a baby


    They kept a snake that would have cost them at least €2000 in a log cabin behind their house instead of inside the house


    Anyone have any good snake-related puns?


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    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I can hardly BOAlieve it. This really RATTLES me. The thieves must think themselves HISSterical.

    EDIT: Updating as I think of more crap puns.


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    Bobeagleburger
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    What snakey bástard would do such a thing


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    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,534 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Demonique wrote: »
    Anyone have any good snake-related puns?

    Not right now. It's too early and I haven't taken my adderall yet


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    The Backwards Man
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    I adder good pun but I can't remember it now.


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    The Backwards Man
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    We are scaling new lows here.


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    juice1304
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    It was found and is back with them.


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    reach for the stars
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    Its sad how you are almost joyful at someone elses loss , karma


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    Banjo String
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    Anyone have any good snake-related puns?

    What did saint Patrick say to the snakes as he was driving them out of Ireland?


    "Are ye's alright in the back there lads?"


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    The Backwards Man
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    SamHall wrote: »
    What did saint Patrick say to the snakes as he was driving them out of Ireland?


    "Are ye's alright in the back there lads?"

    Well, the joke was on him, because snakes don't have ears, or understand English.


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    Banjo String
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Well, the joke was on him, because snakes don't have ears, or understand English.

    No the joke was on them....

    Saint Patrick couldn't drive!


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    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,136 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    What sort of snake-in-the-grass could steal a family pet?


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    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    Hope that reptile doesn't have a hisssssssssssssifit!!:D


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    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    I heard they eat cats. :eek:


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    FinbarSaunders
    Registered Users Posts: 1 ✭FinbarSaunders


    "Shnake in the log cabin, out the back" fnar fnar


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    A Primal Nut
    Registered Users Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭A Primal Nut


    I heard he ended up on a plane with Samuel L. Jackson.


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    zef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭zef


    A couple in the US were charged with murder recently enough for keeping a 12ft snake in an aquarium covered with a blanket- as opposed to an aquarium top.
    The snake got out in the night and squeezed their toddler daughter to death, wrapping itself around her 'till she choked.
    http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/11/us-crime-python-idUSTRE76A6YW20110711


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