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Friend in waiting?

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  • 10-05-2013 11:21pm
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    MOC88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 430 ✭✭


    So I was watching an episode of How I met Your Mother the other day... the one where Ted has a friend that he knows is obsessed with him but keeps her as a friend as a form of security in case he doesn't meet anyone...

    So does anyone keep a friend as a backup?


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    #2
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Wanna be my f-buddy?


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    #3
    YFlyer
    Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Yes ;)


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    #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    'Say hello to my little friend'









    That's what I tell the ladies as I rip jocks off.


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    My girlfriend is my back up incase I can't find anyone better to have me.


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    #6
    MOC88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 430 ✭✭MOC88


    lkionm wrote: »
    Wanna be my f-buddy?

    Nah I just need a bit of security :D


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    Schnitzel Muncher
    Registered Users Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    MOC88 wrote: »
    So I was watching an episode of How I met Your Mother the other day... the one where Ted has a friend that he knows is obsessed with him but keeps her as a friend as a form of security in case he doesn't meet anyone...

    So does anyone keep a friend as a backup?

    That Ted lad is some tosser, in fairness.

    Wouldn't be taking any advice of ideas from him. Now Marshall (?) is a different kettle of fish.


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    [Deleted User]
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    I hate that show.


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    #9
    dartup
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭dartup


    friends with benefits



    yes I do

    but don't tell your sister


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    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    MOC88 wrote: »
    Nah I just need a bit of security :D

    My house has a basement and I keep my doors locked to my other family members. No one would know you would there for years, I also soundproofed it.

    Don't worry about pregnancy either.


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    Schnitzel Muncher
    Registered Users Posts: 349 ✭✭Schnitzel Muncher


    dartup wrote: »
    friends with benefits



    yes I do

    but don't tell your sister

    Or your ma.


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    MOC88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 430 ✭✭MOC88


    lkionm wrote: »
    My house has a basement and I keep my doors locked to my other family members. No one would know you would there for years, I also soundproofed it.

    Don't worry about pregnancy either.

    Im lacking in the equipment to get pregnant
    ... we can adopt though
    ... changes topic to gay adoption rights


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    Catphish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭Catphish


    lkionm wrote: »
    My house has a basement and I keep my doors locked to my other family members. No one would know you would there for years, I also soundproofed it.

    Don't worry about pregnancy either.
    MOC88 wrote: »
    Im lacking in the equipment to get pregnant
    ... we can adopt though
    ... changes topic to gay adoption rights
    *awaits awkward response*


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    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    MOC88 wrote: »
    Im lacking in the equipment to get pregnant
    ... we can adopt though
    ... changes topic to gay adoption rights

    Its still considered not gay to give it?


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    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    MOC88 wrote: »
    So I was watching an episode of How I met Your Mother the other day... the one where Ted has a friend that he knows is obsessed with him but keeps her as a friend as a form of security in case he doesn't meet anyone...

    So does anyone keep a friend as a backup?

    Not at the mo .....but tell me do you think i should??


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    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Not at the mo .....but tell me do you think i should??

    Stay away from my man, wench


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    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    lkionm wrote: »
    Stay away from my man, wench

    * hands up and backs away slooowly no prob girl he's all yours*


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    #18
    MOC88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 430 ✭✭MOC88


    lkionm wrote: »
    Stay away from my man, wench

    Your friend you mean... for now


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    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    MOC88 wrote: »
    Your friend you mean... for now

    Better choose soon can only have one friend in waiting no pressure mind iykwim !:)


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    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    One has boobs, likes cooking, has a working vagina.

    The other has a rape basement.


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    MOC88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 430 ✭✭MOC88


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Better choose soon can only have one friend in waiting no pressure mind iykwim !:)

    I thought this was gonna relieve my pressure not increase it!
    This really isnt going the way I wanted it :(


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    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    lkionm wrote: »
    One has boobs, likes cooking, has a working vagina.

    The other has a rape basement.

    Why did you ruin it for yourself he didn't need to know bout your rape basement!


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    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Why did you ruin it for yourself he didn't need to know bout your rape basement!

    Thats for you.











    to use


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    yohan the great
    Registered Users Posts: 641 ✭✭✭yohan the great


    lkionm wrote: »
    Its still considered not gay to give it?

    It should be considered more gay to give it


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    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    lkionm wrote: »
    Thats for you.











    to use

    Now now i ain't one for bitch brawlin ......i don't need to seriously take him!


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    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    MOC88 wrote: »
    So I was watching an episode of How I met Your Mother the other day

    Christ...Why?


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    MOC88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 430 ✭✭MOC88


    yohan the great wrote: »
    It should be considered more gay to give it

    But I need to stay in the majority... if i'm in the minority how can I discriminate against people???


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