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Police Hunt for the 'Incredible Hulk'

08-05-2013 7:49am

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Police in north Yorkshire are appealing for witnesses following a suspected assault by a woman dressed as the Incredible Hulk.

"Police hunt Incredible Hulk," a statement issued by the force said.

A 17-year-old girl suffered a black eye and other facial bruising in an attack outside McDonalds restaurant in Blake Street, York at around 3am on Friday, the statement added.

"At the time of the incident, the woman suspected of the assault was covered in green body paint with dyed red hair.

"However, she is believed to be a white woman, in her late teens or early twenties and around 5ft 8in tall with a medium build," the statement said.

Detective Constable Cheryl Hunter, of York CID, said: "This appears to have been a wholly unprovoked assault.

"Thankfully the injuries were not too severe. However, the outcome could have been far more serious.

He added: "If you witnessed the assault or can identify the woman I need to speak to about this incident, I ask that you contact the police or Crimestoppers straight away.

Must have been scary betting beat up by the hulk.

Good pic of her on the sky new site.
http://news.sky.com/story/1087895/york-assault-police-hunt-incredible-hulk

The nerd in me, has to point out, it should say Police Hunt She-Hulk, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.

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#2 08-05-2013 7:57am

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Damn inaccurate cosplay

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#3 08-05-2013 7:58am

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They better not make her angry.

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#4 08-05-2013 7:59am

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I think they meant She-Hulk.

Also, why is Mr. Freeze reporting on Marvel matters?

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#5 08-05-2013 8:00am

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That's not the hulk, that's Princess Fiona!

(Or a retired Mary Harney)

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#6 08-05-2013 8:14am

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Blanka?!

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#7 08-05-2013 8:27am

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Blanka?!

first thing that came to my mind.

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#8 08-05-2013 8:36am

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Blanka?!

No. I think it's rude to ignore people.

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#9 08-05-2013 8:49am

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they will find her, to quote bricktop: 'its not as if she's a set of fucking car keys is it'

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#10 08-05-2013 8:53am

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Khhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Sorry, wrong thread.

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#11 08-05-2013 9:00am

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This is what happens when you anger The Hulk.

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#12 08-05-2013 9:03am

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McDs open at 3am? were they on the breakfast menu?

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#13 08-05-2013 9:04am

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Phill Ewinn wrote: »

McDs open at 2 am?

welcome back!

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#14 08-05-2013 9:07am

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incredible hunk is what they're really after, the batty bwaaayz

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#15 08-05-2013 9:10am

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I would

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#16 08-05-2013 9:29am

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biko wrote: »

I would

Sloppy seconds after Captain Kirk

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#17 08-05-2013 9:34am

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Mr Freeze wrote: »

Good pic of her on the sky new site.
http://news.sky.com/story/1087895/york-assault-police-hunt-incredible-hulk

Yep. Would. Green paint and all.

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#18 08-05-2013 9:37am

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i was talking to Spiderman last night and he said that's fake tan gone wrong, its not the hulk.

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#19 08-05-2013 9:52am

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Whats the Incredible Hulks favourite fast food? Gamma Ray and Chips

Beam me up.

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#20 08-05-2013 9:54am

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Nice pecs

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#21 08-05-2013 10:03am

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Yikes, I thought I was being nerdy pointing out that its She-Hulk, not The Hulk, but look at this comment from Sky News.

She's not She-Hulk. She-Hulk has green hair. Red hair, and white shirt makes her Miss Martian from the Teen Titans, a DC Comic. She Hulk is Marvel.

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#22 08-05-2013 11:50am

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If they locate the woman that was dressed as The Hulk, they should Banner from that McDonalds.

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#23 08-05-2013 1:09pm

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biko wrote: »

I would

What if you wake up in the morning with Bill Bixbie beside you in the bed?

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#24 08-05-2013 1:10pm

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Surely they could just comb all the deserted back roads of the area until they find her hitch-hiking to a forlorn piano soundtrack?

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#25 08-05-2013 9:20pm

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Mr Freeze wrote: »

Yikes, I thought I was being nerdy pointing out that its She-Hulk, not The Hulk, but look at this comment from Sky News.

Oh I love this

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