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  • 04-05-2013 4:15pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭


    Running up and door the hallway for the past 2 hours outside my door screaming out DJANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Just thought I'd share

    Gotta love shared accomadation


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    it is a great film in fairness


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    nuxxx wrote: »
    Running up and door the hallway for the past 2 hours outside my door screaming out DJANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Just thought I'd share

    Gotta love shared accomadation

    Throw them out in the hot box


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Is your housemate a dog?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Used he live with Duggy??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    Should I put on the soundtrack and blast it out loud? It might encourage him even more


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    Has he/she tried to kill you, stolen your fancy pasta, or got their fanny batter/man sauce all over your bread?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Should have kept him chained up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    Has he/she tried to kill you, stolen your fancy pasta, or got their fanny batter/man sauce all over your bread?

    No, the funny thing is he thinks I'm not here. So If I leave my room he may kill me from pure embarassment


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Thought you were going to say he was eating sh*t loads of ham and trying to get you to sell meth. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    Thought you were going to say he was eating sh*t loads of ham and trying to get you to sell meth. :(

    That's my other housemate.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    I think there needs to be a crazy flatmate forum with Duggy and Duggy's housemate as moderators :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Sock him in the jaw.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    Last night at 6am he tried to open my bedroom door, haven't been sleeping great the last few days


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    do you live in monaco and own one of those big **** off yachts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    nuxxx wrote: »
    Last night at 6am


    Does not compute.

    he tried to open my bedroom door, haven't been sleeping great the last few days


    He probably thought you weren't there and was only trying to get in to sniff your underwear. Next time politely open the door and tell him you haven't been sleeping well lately and ask would he mind singing you a lullaby to get you to sleep.

    Chances are he'll think you're nuts, pack his stuff and move out asap!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    IM0 wrote: »
    do you live in monaco and own one of those big **** off yachts

    that would be an ecumenical matter


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    nuxxx wrote: »
    that would be an ecumenical matter

    well if youre on a boat [as you are ] then it must be pretty big to be running up and down for 2 hours


  • Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Does not compute.





    He probably thought you weren't there and was only trying to get in to sniff your underwear. Next time politely open the door and tell him you haven't been sleeping well lately and ask would he mind singing you a lullaby to get you to sleep.

    Chances are he'll think you're nuts, pack his stuff and move out asap!


    get him to sing to ya

    soft kitty, warm kitty little ball of fur
    happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
    purr purr purr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    Stop taking advantage of my sleep deprived state and pass me that anchor

    I'm horribly confused


  • Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    you need to get him to sign the roommate agreement for future issues

    here it is

    http://wiki.the-big-bang-theory.com/wiki/Roommate_Agreement


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