Would you rather....

Timmyctc

Be able to turn invisible but only when stationary. Or the ability to fly but only as fast as you could swim (essentially the ability to swim in the air)

somefeen

Would I still be invisible if I was standing still and having a ****?

Timmyctc

Yeah. Your feet have to be stationary. You still make noise though. I guess it might wear off if someone like bumps into you and pushes you

Simi

Timmyctc wrote: »

Be able to turn invisible but only when stationary. Or the ability to fly but only as fast as you could swim (essentially the ability to swim in the air)

Hmm, the ability to perv quietly or float about? Tough one. Fly I guess.

dodderangler

Have to be invisible
Have a few people to haunt and annoy plus free trips around the world and perving on how the beautiful people live

somefeen

dodderangler wrote: »

Have to be invisible
Have a few people to haunt and annoy plus free trips around the world and perving on how the beautiful people live

And having a ****

ColeTrain

Neither. The government would heavily tax both abilities.

dodderangler

somefeen wrote: »

And having a ****

Suppose that aswell but would my stuff be invisible or would I be leaving white dots all over the place?

Timmyctc

dodderangler wrote: »

Suppose that aswell but would my stuff be invisible or would I be leaving white dots all over the place?

anything you excrete isnt invisible unless its stuck to your body. Wet the bellybutton and youre grand, But if you shoot it out it'll become visible.

smileyj1987

Invisible any day of the week . I could fill everybodies conditioner bottles with Mayonnaise .

gumbo1

smileyj1987 wrote: »

Invisible any day of the week . I could fill everybodies conditioner bottles with Mayonnaise .

Evil but I like your thinking!!!

BizzyC

Invisible, swimming through the air would be very tiring....and slow in my case

Ihatecuddles-old

I'm quite a strong swimmer so I'll pick fly.

Ficheall

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I'm quite a strong swimmer so I'll pick fly.

Can you not stand still?

Ihatecuddles-old

Ficheall wrote: »

Can you not stand still?

No way, that would be crap.

CardBordWindow

Would you have to do the swimming action to move through the air?
Coz that would look stupid!

BizzyC

walk in to bank, stand still till everyone leaves, loads of monies....
It's not exactly a power that could be used for good in any situation.

mathie

I'd choose superhuman strength but with fists that could only move at regular human speed.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Fly.. Its easy to hide/camo up and become largely invisible.

Yup, I'd love to swim through the sky

Dravokivich

BizzyC wrote: »

walk in to bank, stand still till everyone leaves, loads of monies....
It's not exactly a power that could be used for good in any situation.

Eh, the camera's will still be rolling when you de-invisibilise yourself.

dodderangler wrote: »

Have to be invisible
Have a few people to haunt and annoy plus free trips around the world and perving on how the beautiful people live

yeah, stand around for ages waiting for someone to walk into you and scare'em? You can do that by keeping up close to a corner sure. Free trips, how? You'd need to get pass whatever ticket check is in place and then stand on the damn thing. THat's if no-one see's you walking to where you stand and then dissappear and subsequently reappear.

ectoraige

Haunted Segway Time!

jaffacakesyum

How could anyone NOT picking swimming through the sky? That would be fricken amazing!!!

Only pervs pick invisibleness

Spudmonkey

Fly, after watching the walking dead I'd prefer the ability to get off the ground than be invisible.

AnonoBoy

I already have a super power.

The ability to make cars turn left at intersections. This only works sometimes though.

Spudmonkey

CardBordWindow wrote: »

Would you have to do the swimming action to move through the air?
Coz that would look stupid!

The breaststroke, you'd fall if you tried the frontcrawl.

dodderangler

Dravokivich wrote: »

Eh, the camera's will still be rolling when you de-invisibilise yourself.



. Free trips, how? You'd need to get pass whatever ticket check is in place and then stand on the damn thing. THat's if no-one see's you walking to where you stand and then dissappear and subsequently reappear.

If I'm invisible why the fcuk would I need to get a ticket? Just have to walk by everyone and onto the plane
And also if I'm invisible how is anyone gonna see me?

ectoraige

dodderangler wrote: »

If I'm invisible why the fcuk would I need to get a ticket? Just have to walk by everyone and onto the plane
And also if I'm invisible how is anyone gonna see me?

Ah, sure don't you already have a special ability - the ability to turn parts of the OP invisible... but only to yourself

Real Life

Timmyctc wrote: »

Yeah. Your feet have to be stationary. You still make noise though. I guess it might wear off if someone like bumps into you and pushes you

Sounds **** to be honest. It would make things very awkward. How would you get into someones room without them seeing you? Even if you do then theres the risk they will bump into you or even hear you breathing.
I pick the flying

Timmyctc

Real Life wrote: »

Sounds **** to be honest. It would make things very awkward. How would you get into someones room without them seeing you? Even if you do then theres the risk they will bump into you or even hear you breathing.
I pick the flying

Well this is the point. They're very mild super powers. Makes the decision tougher.

Wattle

I'd choose the fly thing but would I have to wear Speedos and a swimming hat? Cos I'm thinking it might get a bit cold at
30,000 feet.

AlejandroKa

The invisible thing is so ****, how could you get into a place where you can take advantage of it? Being able to fly at all is far, far better than that.

BrokenArrows

Id pick the flying.

You could modify your flying speed with a jet pack.

BizzyC

But what if you get too tired to keep swimming while mid-air?
I'd be quicker walking anyway, you'd want to be a very good swimmer to get any use out of that power.


Invisible one could be used at work too.
Angry boss on the way over, go invisible....

Timmyctc

BizzyC wrote: »

But what if you get too tired to keep swimming while mid-air?
I'd be quicker walking anyway, you'd want to be a very good swimmer to get any use out of that power.


Invisible one could be used at work too.
Angry boss on the way over, go invisible....

If you stop swimming in water you sink so same would happen in air. As long as you dont stop moving altogether you should sink gracefully. You can swing your arms or whatever when invisible its as long as both feet are stationary. So it would work on an escalator for example.

The_Gatsby

Where are all these rules coming from Timmy?

Timmyctc

The_Gatsby wrote: »

Where are all these rules coming from Timmy?

I posed the hypothetical. I make the rules -_-

artanevilla

The_Gatsby wrote: »

Where are all these rules coming from Timmy?

His arse Gatsby.