Would you rather...

Timmyctc

Fight one horse sized duck or ten duck sized horses?

Celly Smunt

8 double D diddy's.

Frynge

Duck sized horses

MJ23

Snack box or taco fries

Neadine

Ten ducks on a horse.

meoklmrk91

The 10 duck horses, seriously can you imagine a horse sized duck, I would freak the bean anyway, it sounds terrifying.

Duggy747

Well, at least we'd know where the horse-sized duck came from

keithsfleet

I'm going to be haunted by 11 nightmarish creatures tonight

WoollyRedHat

Easily Ten duck sized horses, a Horse size duck would be too big, ducks are mean ****ers, plus there would be more horses to eat after.

iamanengine

Play this to find out!
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Kongregate/super-duck-punch

Pinewoo

The horses, you could make burgers out of them after the battle.

Timmyctc

Bear in mind how freaky tiny horses would look attacking you. But how would that compare to seeing the shadow of a horse sized duck around the corner and it then belting out its warcry. QQQQUUAAACKKKKKKK! :eek:

Dunny

What's the quack?

IceFjoem

Would you rather:

Have a duck on your head for the rest of your life, you can't see it (even in a mirror) or feel it, but everyone else can see it.

OR

Get a crippler cross face from Chris Benoit every morning for the rest of your life.

Timmyctc

IceFjoem wrote: »

Would you rather:

Have a duck on your head for the rest of your life, you can't see it (even in a mirror) or feel it, but everyone else can see it.

OR

Get a crippler cross face from Chris Benoit every morning for the rest of your life.

Benoit is dead. So the Latter.

Would you rather wake up every morning with 20 euro in your pocket but you have to preform fellatio on a man once a week. Or lose a hand.

IceFjoem

Timmyctc wrote: »

Benoit is dead. So the Latter.

Would you rather wake up every morning with 20 euro in your pocket but you have to preform fellatio on a man once a week. Or lose a hand.

Assuming of course, that he still exists in another dimension and materializes in this one to daily service your face.

"Preforming" doesn't sound to bad though, I'll take that one.

orestes

IceFjoem wrote: »

Would you rather:

Have a duck on your head for the rest of your life, you can't see it (even in a mirror) or feel it, but everyone else can see it.

OR

Get a crippler cross face from Chris Benoit every morning for the rest of your life.

Well even if it was every day for the rest of your life it would still only be once.

Mickey H

I'd rather have an apple.

NuckingFacker

Is distracting the Horse-Duck with bread an option? And do we get guns?

Timmyctc

I'll allow the bread distraction. but youre locked in a complex until one of you dies.

jester77

What colour would the duck(s) be?

Timmyctc

jester77 wrote: »

What colour would the duck(s) be?

You have a choice between regular duck colours or inverted duck colours

dgt

What about fighting it's offspring....?

norrie rugger

Imagine fighting a hadrosaur.
Give me the ten duck sized horses

I'd rather be a forest than a street

Capt'n Midnight

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullockornis

Bullockornis planei, nicknamed the Demon Duck of Doom, is an extinct flightless bird that lived in the Middle Miocene, approximately 15 million years ago, in what is now Australia. Bullockornis stood approximately 2.5 metres (8 ft 2 in) tall. It may have weighed up to 250 kg (550 lb). Features of Bullockornis's skull, including a very large beak suited to shearing, indicate that the bird may have been carnivorous. The bird's skull is larger than that of many small horses

Also
http://i.imgur.com/MetRsdV.gif