New Business idea

Hootanany

It's been staring me in the face for ages.
Bookies pens they are free, so where could I export them and what price to charge.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Way ahead of ya!

I export bookies pens and IKEA pencils to midgetville, USA

Loaded I am

Hootanany

I think Asia is where it's at. Small fingers.

Legs.Eleven

Somewhere really small....or very far away ho ho ho.

AlmightyCushion

Try these guys.

http://penisland.net/

The Barefoot Pizza Thief

I've been siphoning free water from their coolers for years.

You know that cheap water in Lidl? That's me.

IceFjoem

I reckon the biggest game to get into is some kind of anti-hacking software. Once 3D printers become the norm, the corporations are gonna have a hard time protecting their products from free distribution.

Hootanany

I think their is a market for these pens somewhere.

IceFjoem

Hootanany wrote: »

I think their is a market for these pens somewhere.

Have you considered Pen Island?

TheUsual

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Try these guys.
http://penisland.net/

Not at work but there's not a chance in hell I'm clicking on that one.

Got caught out before : "penis" "pen is"

Hootanany

IceFjoem wrote: »

Have you considered Pen Island?

They sell them so they would be a competitor

IceFjoem

Hootanany wrote: »

They sell them so they would be a competitor

Ye I'm not very good at business.

Catphish

Hootanany wrote: »

It's been staring me in the face for ages.
Bookies pens they are free, so where could I export them and what price to charge.

Why stop at the bookies? Argos pens are free too. Fúck exporting them, you don't need the added costs. Just sell the Argos pens to the bookies, and the bookies pens to Argos.

bonzodog2

Argos have pencils now

the groutch

Hammocks is where the money is.

Catphish

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Argos have pencils now

Have they? The tight fúcks!

NuckingFacker

Catphish wrote: »

Have they? The tight fúcks!

Too many people were exporting the pens.

kraggy

the groutch wrote: »

Hammocks is where the money is.

Sure where else would money rest?

TheUsual

This thread should be in the Scottish forum.

Who invented coper wire ?
Two scots fighting over a penny!

NuckingFacker

kraggy wrote: »

Sure where else would money rest?

Yup, hammocks are a safe bet.

Catphish

NuckingFacker wrote: »

Too many people were exporting the pens.

Hootananny better get out now, he's treading on someone elses turf :pac:

dmc17

You should invest in pumpkins. I reckon they'll start going up in price around October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then, bang! That's when you cash in.

Hootanany

Catphish wrote: »

Hootananny better get out now, he's treading on someone elses turf :pac:

A competitor already you say, I'm going to flood the market and gain global dominance.

Phill Ewinn

I sell bog roll made from phone books. Wipe your hole with the department of social welfare. Dry your pisflaps with A. Langer etc...

Hootanany

Thats very course.

donegal_road

TheUsual wrote: »

Not at work but there's not a chance in hell I'm clicking on that one.

Got caught out before : "penis" "pen is"

pen-is mightier than the sword

TheUsual

donegal_road wrote: »

pen-is mightier than the sword

I was thinking the exact same thing but my computer had this little arm come out of the side with a hammer and hit my head.
So I typed something else.

the groutch

Phill Ewinn wrote: »

I sell bog roll made from phone books. Wipe your hole with the department of social welfare. Dry your pisflaps with A. Langer etc...

already got plenty of free bog roll, I call it the Argos catalogue.

NuckingFacker

the groutch wrote: »

already got plenty of free bog roll, I call it the Argos catalogue.

Shiny bog roll..mmmm..smeeaaryy.

Scruffles

the ex manager of this place [a residential home] used to go in all the local bookies and argoses to steal pens to stop staff complaining that there were never any pens.
absolute tight bstard,the pens woud stop working not long after the first use and so he regulary had a staff mutiny on his hands.
its not that he didnt have the money,as theyre supposed to use petty cash for that sht,thats why they call it petty init.

surprised argos and bookies dont tie them down like banks do now days,then again if argos if using pencils now whod give a damn about them apart from kids and people with acondroplaisa maybe?

they shoud put hidden micro tags in the pens/pencils so they set off the thingy detector at the door ,itll give the security guards something to do,the nosey busybodies something to stare and gossip about and a good lesson for the tightwads who steal the pens in the first place; win win.

Luap

I use the betting slips as toilet paper.

Hootanany

Scruffles wrote: »

the ex manager of this place [a residential home] used to go in all the local bookies and argoses to steal pens to stop staff complaining that there were never any pens.
absolute tight bstard,the pens woud stop working not long after the first use and so he regulary had a staff mutiny on his hands.
its not that he didnt have the money,as theyre supposed to use petty cash for that sht,thats why they call it petty init.

surprised argos and bookies dont tie them down like banks do now days,then again if argos if using pencils now whod give a damn about them apart from kids and people with acondroplaisa maybe?

they shoud put hidden micro tags in the pens/pencils so they set off the thingy detector at the door ,itll give the security guards something to do,the nosey busybodies something to stare and gossip about and a good lesson for the tightwads who steal the pens in the first place; win win.

SHUSSHHHHH

Mickey H

Luap wrote: »

I use the betting slips as toilet paper.

Can the winning ones still be used as legal tender after that??

donegal_road

TheUsual wrote: »

I was thinking the exact same thing but my computer had this little arm come out of the side with a hammer and hit my head.
So I typed something else.

I can't hold back once the few glasses of wine are on board

Hootanany

I have stockpiled 275 pens to date what price should i charge.