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Woman destroys man's nuts.

  • 24-04-2013 9:52pm
    #1
    Muscles From Brussels
    Site Banned Posts: 19 ✭


    This woman in China gets in an altercation with some dude and she's squeezes him to death by the fucking nutsack. Fucking destroyed the dudes nuts brehs. Didn't even rip them off, just squeezed the life out of them!

    Article

    Didn't even realise this was possible. Worst way to die, death by nut squeezings.


Comments

  • #2
    ManMade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 475 ✭✭ManMade


    *faints*


  • #3
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    How do you let a little Chinese woman squeeze your balls to death. He couldn't hit her or kick her?


  • #4
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    ''But things got a lot worse than just a few smacks here and there: the woman grabbed the man's testicles and squeezed them so hard and long that the man shutdown. He collapsed on the ground out of the pain and, worse, he was dead. Yes, people. dead by ballsqueeze.''

    Such a well written article. Sounds legit.


  • #5
    Frynge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    I think that man suffered a little more pain than me when I got a sliotar in gonads.


  • #6
    Marsden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Marsden


    Dying with a woman's hands on your sack sounds sort of appealing, but not like this.


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  • #7
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    The link in the article says that it might have caused a heart attack.


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    So if someone hits me in the nuts, can I try and get them done for attempted murder?


  • #9
    Big Lar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭Big Lar


    I'd say that was sore now.


  • #10
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    What a nutjob


  • #11
    Rhinocharge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,348 ✭✭✭Rhinocharge


    She made a balls of it. :D


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  • #12
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Don't have any words to describe the horror.....


  • #13
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    He should have pimp slapped her into next week.


  • #14
    Username exists
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 566 ✭✭✭Username exists


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    He should have pimp slapped her into next week.

    Calm down there sir, no need to get testy


  • #15
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Will she go for the unproven, out of he blue abuse allegation against the deceased to justify this one, or will it be the classic "I had a bad childhood, I'm not responsible for my actions"?


  • #16
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    * WretchedDomain notes another way to solve scumbag crisis in Ireland *

    ....runs to neighbouring thread


  • #17
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

    To keep their nuts dry.


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