Would you take a punch to the face from 46 year old Mike Tyson for 1000e?

ForeverYoung90

Well?

biko

You?

efb

No. I may die.

smash

Add a zero to that will you...

efb

2,000,000 and we will talk

GLaDOS

Not a chance, not worth risking serious injury for that money.

wardy2

Left or right hand ? Lol

NeonCookies

The damage to my face would cost more than 1000e to repair. So, no.

bhamsteve

I'd let him bite a chunk out of my ear for two thousand

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

I'll give Mike a box in the head for free.

Agricola

1000! Fúck off. 10,000 on the other hand........ Nah, still wouldnt. Make it 50,000

kneemos

He looks a bit of a teddy bear lately,so yeah.

Hank Scorpio

not a chance

amacca

There are a lot of other factors to consider here

Could I make more money off being punched in the face by a 46 year old Mike Tyson than just the initial 1k.....like in advertising revenue.....pay per view subscriptions to the actual punch in the face event itself....appearance fees on the chat show circuit afterwards....appearances at nightclubs as "that guy who got his face punched by 46 year old Mike Tyson for 1000e" etc


In short it depends on the money....

In the absence of cyborg/bionic/robotic limbs etc I'd consider taking a punch in the face from a 96 year old badly co-ordinated possible dementia suffering Mike Tyson 50 years from now if we were both still alive and for just the equivalent of 1000e

bhamsteve

Just for clarification is that €1000 or 1000 E's?

Remmy

nope not worth the potential injury cost.

NIMAN

No, but I'd let Suarez bite my arm for a tenner.

Corvo

A&E - €100
New Tooth / Crown - €1500

So already I'm money down and that's even guessing that he will only knock one tooth out which is highly unlikely. What is likely is that he would cave my head in.

the great purveyor of mediocrity

No way, not for that kind of money. Multiply it by ten, I'd think about it. Multiply it by 100, maybe. Multiply it by 1000, definately.

mewe

**** that i'd pay him 1000 euros to belt me in the face just the feel the force of the great Mike Tyson's punch.....I'd also have my shorts round my ankles and be masturbating furiously whilst he threw the punch.

Kxiii

bhamsteve wrote: »

Just for clarification is that €1000 or 1000 E's?

After a 1000 E's, I think a punch in the face from anyone is the least of your worries.

Although might stop the jaw grinding.

Muscles From Brussels

To most of the weenies who post here a punch from the likes of Tyson would probably be lethal. I wouldn't recommend it to pencil necked dudes, you'd be all fucked up, maybe forever.

ScumLord

I'm pretty sure Tyson still does a bit of training so he would quite literally, rearrange your face for you. You'd have to factor in the cost of surgery from a well respected clinic before offering any financial incentives.

Riddle101

I would do it for €10,000 , but not €1,000.

spankysue

Muscles From Brussels wrote: »

To most of the weenies who post here a punch from the likes of Tyson would probably be lethal. I wouldn't recommend it to pencil necked dudes, you'd be all fucked up, maybe forever.

JCVD?! Is that you??! :P



Can I take the punch from Iron Mike up the vag OP? I'd take that for a grand....

Duckworth_Luas

Muscles From Brussels wrote: »

To most of the weenies who post here a punch from the likes of Tyson would probably be lethal. I wouldn't recommend it to pencil necked dudes, you'd be all fucked up, maybe forever.

Who's a cuddly panda?

kwestfan08

No chance. Regardless of age and the depleted force of the punch from his hayday, the dude was a heavyweight boxer. Add to that the fact he was "the baddest man on planet" and legitimately could kill you in seconds if he wanted to. Be like challenging Micheal Schumacher to a race for a grand. No way in hell your beating him same way no way in hell a Tyson punch isn't going to mess you up.

Steve O

The guys punches are stuff of legends, the sheer power would have you in a jaw brace for many months.

Dancor

Glove or no glove?

BMJD

He's a hero of mine so yeah I'd do it.

the_syco

Video him taking a swing at me, and sue him in court for €50,000

Hail 2 Da Chimp

ScumLord wrote: »

the cost of surgery from a well respected clinic

Why does it have to be a well respected clinic? Is his majisty too good to attend a regular surgery???

NuckingFacker

Muscles From Brussels wrote: »

To most of the weenies who post here a punch from the likes of Tyson would probably be lethal. I wouldn't recommend it to pencil necked dudes, you'd be all fucked up, maybe forever. Me? Punch ahead Mike. I've a head like a rock - I will do my best to break your knuckles with my jaw. And your wrist. I.Am.Well.Hard..

I fear you like a wolf.

Wattle

Muscles From Brussels wrote: »

To most of the weenies who post here a punch from the likes of Tyson would probably be lethal. I wouldn't recommend it to pencil necked dudes, you'd be all fucked up, maybe forever.

What's your head made out of? Rocks?

Gott

Not a chance. Even at that age he's still a tank.

Add a few zeros and we'll talk.

Galwayguy35

No but if I was rich enough I would love to set up a fight between Joe Joyce and Tyson.

I'm sure Joe would post a clip beforehand roaring how he would "bate" him.

NuckingFacker

Am I allowed to duck at the last second and go "bazinga"??

Crann na Beatha

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WoollyRedHat

I don't think I would feel personally fulfilled by gaining money through being punched in the face, I'm out.

af_thefragile

Hmm... I'ld rather live....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-478QGV9pc

Degag

LOL at the people who say they would. They don't value their life too much!