Get a Job Monitoring Porn

cherryghost

According to my CV I'm pretty much a shoe-in.

A recent job listing in China is causing quite a stir. The gig promises a good salary and loads of benefits to those able to surf the web and quickly locate porn. Heck, millions already do this for free!

The job listing appeared on the website for Anquan Lianmeng, which as ChinaSmack explains, literally means "Safety Alliance". The group apparently wants to make the internet a safer place and protect people's rights by helping to create criteria to improve the online experience in China...by monitoring porn. Hrm.

Located in Beijing, the listing is for a "Chief Pornography Identification Officer", a job title which better be on your business card. You are to "research and studying pornographic videos and images" as well as create a standard to judge obscenity. You also have to manage and rate the group's porno resources.

Here are the job requirements via Sina and ChinaSmack:

1. Familiarity with the different standards of determination of pornographic content of different countries.

2. Familiarity with the standards of determination and express regulations concerning pornography in China’s law.

3. Familiarity with the standards of pornography identification used by CNNIC (China Internet Network Information Center) and various major internet providers.

4. A bachelor’s degree or above; age between 20-35; all genders; 5. Possesses good teamwork skills, and a strong sense of responsibility.

Full article here

summerskin

i could do that single-handed.

I Heart Internet

I remember seeing on a documentary that those police-officers who must view this material for the purposes of building a case against child-abusers, etc can only do so for a relatively short about of time - say 12 months before being transferred to other duties for the sake of their mental health. It is not a pleasant job but someone has to do it.

the groutch

great til you get to the gay porn

vex

They forgot to mention that its a very "hands" on job :cool: and are tissues supplied or do you bring your own

Seachmall

4. A bachelor’s degree or above; age between 20-35; all genders; 5. Possesses good teamwork skills, and a strong sense of responsibility.

Jesus, I was beginning to wonder if my masters in Pornographic Identification and Location on Inter-connected Networks was ever going to come in use.

Phew.

Micky Dolenz

Whoever lands it is some lucky wanker.

Antar Bolaeisk

summerskin wrote: »

i would do that single-handed.

FYP

I's imagine it'd start to wear thin after a while.

OldGoat

"age between 20-35"

Ageist b'tards. Why won't they take my numerous decades of experience into account?

Antar Bolaeisk

OldGoat wrote: »

"age between 20-35"

Ageist b'tards. Why won't they take my numerous decades of experience into account?

Poor ticker

maddragon

Antar Bolaeisk wrote: »

FYP

I's imagine it'd start to wear thin after a while.

I'ld say it would be worn down to the nub.

Angron

Ah yes, a pornographical connoisseur.

Antar Bolaeisk

maddragon wrote: »

I'ld say it would be worn down to the nub.

I meant looking at all the nudey people.

paulbok

5. Possesses good teamwork skills ?????

castletownman

Chief Pornography Identification Officer

Best Most perverted. Job Title. Ever

Angron

castletownman wrote: »

Chief Pornography Identification Officer

Best Most perverted. Job Title. Ever

Imagine your next job interview though.

"Yes, I have 5 years experience of professional porn viewing."

Ray Palmer

My cousin introduced me to a friend of his and as the conversation on it turns out his job was a porn inspector as such. He had to go through child pornography and help identify new victims. Extensive screening and on-going therapy.

He seem quite normal but some pressure to bare. Not many people are willing to do it so he has been stuck doing it for a year when it was meant to be only 3 months. No way would I do it.

BillyMitchel

Imagine going home to your misses after watching porn all day. She'd be focked to death and walking like John Wayne for the rest of her life.

orestes

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Imagine going home to your misses after watching porn all day. She'd be focked to death and walking like John Wayne for the rest of her life.

Not a chance, by the end of a day in the office you hardly want to go home and do some filing.