What's the worst name you've called your mother?

AbuseMePlz

Called mine a bitch once. Regretted it.

Mr Benevolent

Username: AbuseMePlz

Into the ol' BSDM eh?

Seachmall

Once I hit 15 my parents couldn't give a fiddlers what I said or called them but I rarely said anything out of line because if I did my dad would challenge me to a fight in the garden.

Pure knackerish but I knew I couldn't beat him so I kept my mouth shut.


Some day...


Edit -
It's only after typing it out I realise how absurd it was that my dad would challenge me to fights in the garden. Jaysus, I love that man.

Thatnastyboy

Called her a bollox when the dinner wasnt ready when I got home from work,


She laughed,

But dinner was served in the shed that evening :pac:

Ella

My Mam used to reply to Bitch. We'd say it to each other as if it was the others real name.

Yeah i know how weird we might have looked.

Fratton Fred

A wooden spoon across the arse meant I rarely called my mother anything too insulting.

Yawlboy

Frank

Roger_007

MUM.....She hated it because she said it was what english people called their mothers and she was a dyed-in-the-wool old Fianna Failer. Needless to say I used it at every opportunity!

Czarcasm

Worst name I ever called my mother?

Golf ball head.

Not to her face though, but as a ten year old it's diffficult to wrap your own head around stress induced alopecia! She's fine now by the way, bat shít crazy, so it's like she's allowed get her own back when she falls asleep in the front row at a wedding, snores like a bear, wakes up and starts giggling like a bold school girl, you know well she's not batshít crazy, but at 70 odd, she's not going to start giving a shíte now!

My old man, jesus what name DIDN'T I call him! Again just in my head of course, but I do remember one time alright I'd done something dopey as usual (that's a LOOOONG fcuking list! :pac:), and I was hiding out up on the roof of the garage, he came along and was like "Come down here, come down here NOW!!".

I saw the hurl in his hand and shouted down "Would you really be proud if I was actually THAT stupid?" :P

Aglomerado

Her first name. Everyone else was doing it, why couldn't I?

She was unimpressed.

theteal

"mummy" was met with a swift smack and, "call me that again and the dog gets your dinner"

Hardonraging

I respect all women, including my mam... she's the only woman who truly understands me ... so i call her .. Mam ..

Pherekydes

Mam.

In my defence I'm a northsider.

conorhal

A bitch.... under my breadth, in another room, I don't think she was even at home at the time as I checked to make sure she wasn't about before I did it.

castletownman

Mammy. Mightn't seem too bad, but when she was my fourth class teacher at the time it was quite the embarrassment for her.

kneemos

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

Called her a bollox when the dinner wasnt ready when I got home from work,


She laughed,

But dinner was served in the shed that evening :pac:

You were working and mummy was making your dinner?

JP85

Really bad but i said to my mam that she was acting like a dictator in the house, heat of an arguement, felt sh!t after saying it

Wacker The Attacker

c*nt

Czarcasm

Czarcasm wrote: »

Golf ball head.

I have just found my new user name.

Thank you

Thatnastyboy

kneemos wrote: »

You were working and mummy Mammy was making your dinner?

Yes,

U jelly?

The Backwards Man

I told my mother to go have sex with basketball players and men from Greece.

seamus

Wouldn't even call her by her first name tbh. Always "Ma" or "Mam".

Calling her a bitch or anything like that and I'd be murdered not only by my Dad, but also my brothers. Tbh, I don't recall ever calling my old man any names either. I respect them both too much.

I rarely if ever, got into shouting matches with my parents, so there was never any time where I would have lost the rag and called them names.

Just thinking about calling her a bitch feels wrong to me. Like punching a puppy or something.

Cupcake_Crisis

Myself and mother dearest call each other every name under the sun. We make up insults for each other when we run out of bog standard ones. It's great fun.

--Kaiser--

Seachmall wrote: »

Once I hit 15 my parents couldn't give a fiddlers what I said or called them but I rarely said anything out of line because if I did my dad would challenge me to a fight in the garden.

Pure knackerish but I knew I couldn't beat him so I kept my mouth shut.


Some day...


Edit -
It's only after typing it out I realise how absurd it was that my dad would challenge me to fights in the garden. Jaysus, I love that man.

Legend

I didn't call her any names, but I told her I didn't love her once when I wasn't getting my own way. Even now, just typing it, I feel ashamed.

dazberry

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

c*nt

When I was a kid some other kid called me a c*nt. I didn't know what it meant so later on all empowered with my new word, I called my mother a c*nt. On that occasion my innocence saved me...

Other phrases in the repertoire where pig-bitch-cow in varying combinations. Always used to get caught too, and get the stare of death...

D.

fathead82

Never called her anything too bad but last week she called me a tosspot,where does a 70 year old woman learn words like that?

Czarcasm

castletownman wrote: »

Mammy. Mightn't seem too bad, but when she was my fourth class teacher at the time it was quite the embarrassment for her.

No such embarrassment for my mother. I let fly with a pen by accident when I shot my hand up to answer a question. She thundered down to me and I knew what was coming, only couldn't get out as I was wedged in under the table.

We used call her wedding band a knuckle duster, and she knew how to use it to best effect too- rapped the head off me while I was there "Ahh mam, mam! Ouch! Jesus stop!"...

The whole class was in knots pìssing themselves, until she spun round in a "Who's next!" fashion :pac:

Morag

AbuseMePlz wrote: »

Called mine a bitch once. Regretted it.

Her mother's name. :pac: